Guest Snatch Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: The difference with Clarkson, is that he used to do as much to annoy the foreigners as possible, or leftie poofs... hence his departure from the BBC.. He's just a typical privately educated rich cunt that thinks he can do what he wants. Shoot the cunt and done with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: He's just a typical privaty educated rich cunt that thinks he can do what he wants. Shoot the cunt and done with it. Agreed. He's a privileged fucking bigot. Much like Farage, he tries to make out he's a typical Daily Mail reading "salt of the earth" bloke propping up some bar in ye olde England somewhere talking "common sense". Anyone who falls for it is a fucking cunt. He might be right wing, but it's a nastier, more elitist form of conservatism than the average brainwashed cunt espouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 Chris evans certainly didn't let anyone down presenting the new top gear show. Everyone said he was a cunt and he proved everyone 100% correct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 On 14 March 2016 at 9:53 PM, Snatch said: He's just a typical privately educated rich cunt that thinks he can do what he wants. Shoot the cunt and done with it. Useless oiks like you should be flogged and made to clean the streets then flogged again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 On 13/03/2016 at 11:17 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: We used to fuck off useless cunts like this to some faraway shit hole of an island where they could shag monkeys and try and form their own neanderthal society. What was the fucking place called? The Xylophone playing beardie kiddie fiddler lived there. Evelyn Glennie? Fuck me I didn't know she had a beard!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 On 13 March 2016 at 8:04 PM, luke swarm said: Be careful what you wish for...if it ever did go commercial, it might be an open door for that other uber cunt Piers CUNT Morgan. In all honesty though I think the BBC are on some kind of death wish, trying to out trash ITV and Sky...It should stick to quality programs such as Documentaries and Period Drama stuff....coupled with the top heavy overpaid executive structure, it is ripe for plunder by the current vile government and we will have lost something precious. 20 or even 15 years ago I would have agreed with you school bully. However the Beeb is now irrelevant. No one under the age of 30 watches any tv show regularly. They all sit at an Xbox, iPad or mobile. It will soon disappear into nothing as its lost its audience. How those cunts could pay Johnathan Ross £15m a year is beyond a fucking joke and I'm glad he moved to commercial tv. What must their management staff be on? Shut the lot down. No one would miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Fucking re hashed old style worn out boring shite programme.....its just like watching series 3,334 of last of the summer wine when all the old cunts had actually died. What's the point in carrying on with Top Gear. Can't someone have a new idea? Or is that too much to ask for the licence fee. That fucking ginger cunt looks old now, thin, skinny like he has Kenny Everit AIDS. Matt Le Blanc was ok on film but wooden in the studio and that Sebeine Schmit looks like she has had it up the arse a lot since I last saw her. Filthy German bitch. Then they have a Tope Gear extra programme with a couple of noirs telling the bruv's wer to get dem wicked rims and ting. Or how to jack someone at the lights more likely. Great tv ruined by a bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 The ship of Theseus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Properkhunt said: I did watch this programme when it used to be about reviewing cars, Some wanker would get in it, put it through it's paces and then give an impartial critique. If I wanted to watch a load of cunts behaving like tits, I would volunteer for overtime at my place of work, at least I would get something out of it. Yes, but in a 10 minute review, they would spend 8m25s telling you how badly positioned the spare wheel was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 After last night's spectacular ginger twat debacle it should be re-named Bottom Gear. I'd bet my quad bike they don't do another series after this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: After last night's spectacular ginger twat debacle it should be re-named Bottom Gear. I'd bet my quad bike they don't do another series after this one. Judge ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: After last night's spectacular ginger twat debacle it should be re-named Bottom Gear. I'd bet my quad bike they don't do another series after this one. There's something fundamentally wrong with this gormless cunt. Too many chromosomes, too few chromosomes, something fundamentally human missing. You wouldn't be surprised to learn he had been caught with his cock in a pile of half-eaten babies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There's something fundamentally wrong with this gormless cunt. Too many chromosomes, too few chromosomes, something fundamentally human missing. You wouldn't be surprised to learn he had been caught with his cock in a pile of half-eaten babies. Just another BBC hybrid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 I managed about four minutes of this thrombo-inducing shite. The jinger voice-not-yet-broken, Oblio-headed Downie cunt-stick and that fat useless mumbling prick from bastard Friends scooting around in three-wheelers. Fuck me. What kind of fucking entertainment do these dull-witted and extraordinarily unintelligent wank-puppets think that is? They should have been chained to a pre-inferno drum of AVTUR and deserving of the televised attention of a flatbed-mounted excavator mulcher. I would suggest that to attract a wider audience, they should have walk-on guests that immediately and without pre-amble, blind that Evans cunt with a cold chisel and throw the fat American bastard off a fly-over around the M25 and open a new mid-evening slot for penguin porn and mindless baby giraffe-maiming. Jennifer Anustown is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 What a fucking shambles that show was last night. How is it a challenge to drive to Blackpool? How is it a challenge to hit 40 MPH down the promenade? I've never been into cars because I'm not a cunt. I've oscillated between hating and enjoying Clarkson like everyone else has, but I still liked the old Top Gear despite both those things because it was entertaining. Last night was about as fun as mutual masturbation with ones own grandfather and I shan't be viewing again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Not watched it yet, downloaded it but don't know if I can be arsed... don't like the ginger whinger, but would have liked to watch a Gogglebox with the 3 original cunts watching the ginger/murrican cunts while getting pissed as a cunt... that might be good tv... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 16 hours ago, Punkape said: Useless oiks like you should be flogged and made to clean the streets then flogged again. Cock Womble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skid Marx Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 On 29/05/2016 at 9:18 PM, Eddie said: Chris evans certainly didn't let anyone down presenting the new top gear show. Everyone said he was a cunt and he proved everyone 100% correct. Fucking ginger tosser with the most annoying voice on earth. Top Gear was cringe-worthy and I fucking hate his radio show. Total and utter first-class cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Skid Marx said: Fucking ginger tosser with the most annoying voice on earth. Top Gear was cringe-worthy and I fucking hate his radio show. Total and utter first-class cunt! Nice first post skid. 100% like rate, now in the tradition of cc go and sellotape your hands to the radiator after switching your heating on full blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skid Marx Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Nice first post skid. 100% like rate, now in the tradition of cc go and sellotape your hands to the radiator after switching your heating on full blast. Okey dokey Eddie. Let me just pull my cock out of the toaster and i will get right on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skid Marx Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Nice first post skid. 100% like rate, now in the tradition of cc go and sellotape your hands to the radiator after switching your heating on full blast. Okey dokey Eddie. Let me just pull my cock out of the toaster and i will get right on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Skid Marx said: Okey dokey Eddie. Let me just pull my cock out of the toaster and i will get right on it You seem like the kind of man who earns minimum wage. Can you confirm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 03/06/2016 at 5:31 PM, Skid Marx said: Okey dokey Eddie. Let me just pull my cock out of the toaster and i will get right on it Is it one of those "four hole" toasters? Sorry, I mean "four slice" toasters - Freudian slip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is it one of those "four hole" toasters? Sorry, I mean "four slice" toasters - Freudian slip. What Bawsey , you suggesting that Freud used to put his old chap in a toaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 30/05/2016 at 0:39 PM, Bill Stickers said: Last night was about as fun as mutual masturbation with ones own grandfather and I shan't be viewing again. I see viewing figures for last night were down by a third, as more people actually watched the Antiques Roadshow. Not just a few more people, either - 1.4 fucking million more people. That's democracy, you ginger abomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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