Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 38 minutes ago, deebom said: Did you do it, how much did you charge him. I hope you fleeced the cunt. I told you to stop taking drugs you cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: It's a pity you can't disappear permanently you grotesque AIDS riddled imbecile with learning-difficulties. lol. Punk.. you stupid little cunt, Eddie thinks that one of must go. What's his thinking behind this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Punk.. you stupid little cunt, Eddie thinks that one of must go. What's his thinking behind this? Go where ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Go where ?? Never mind. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Never mind. Fuck off. Don't tell me to fuck off you degenerate old sod. Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's a pity you can't disappear permanently you grotesque AIDS riddled imbecile with learning-difficulties. lol. A brilliant comment. Only someone that felt a connection with it would "like" it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: WHEEESHT. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 14 hours ago, Manky said: Piss them off and you end up using a different place each time or the TESCO horse meat looks like a good deal. Wise words. After a similar debacle my mint yoghurt no longer tasted or smelt minty on arrival. If left it quickly developed a distinctly fish aroma. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 29 minutes ago, Piston said: Wise words. After a similar debacle my mint yoghurt no longer tasted or smelt minty on arrival. If left it quickly developed a distinctly fish aroma. Coincidence? I think that was no coincidence. I phoned Tesco to ask if they had any horsemeat in stock. They said neigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: A brilliant comment. Only someone that felt a connection with it would "like" it. What's the Sunday Roast chez Manky ? Spam fritters ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: What's the Sunday Roast chez Manky ? Spam fritters ? lol. You've addressed the wrong cunt. Slow down you fucking idiot.. you're making us both look shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's the Sunday Roast chez Manky ? Spam fritters ? lol. At the cutting edge of poverty and deprivation, I suppose it will be a pot noodle. Cheshire Lamb is off the menu due to alien DNA up its arse along with golf balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's the Sunday Roast chez Manky ? Spam fritters ? lol. Fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 16 hours ago, Eddie said: My dog bit the Indian guy delivering the 'chinese', he now sounds his horn at the end of the drive... This. This does not conjure in the mind a particularly bling image. Indeed, what springs to mind is a fat, slouching, hairy backed Italian with massive hairy ears, standing at his steel security door in a shit stained string vest, horrid pit bull straining at a chain leash, while some poor delivery cunt in a cast idles terrified on the housing estate boundary, cursing the state of his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 49 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: This. This does not conjure in the mind a particularly bling image. Indeed, what springs to mind is a fat, slouching, hairy backed Italian with massive hairy ears, standing at his steel security door in a shit stained string vest, horrid pit bull straining at a chain leash, while some poor delivery cunt in a cast idles terrified on the housing estate boundary, cursing the state of his shit. Sing me a song, of a lad that is gone, say could that lad be I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: This. This does not conjure in the mind a particularly bling image. Indeed, what springs to mind is a fat, slouching, hairy backed Italian with massive hairy ears, standing at his steel security door in a shit stained string vest, horrid pit bull straining at a chain leash, while some poor delivery cunt in a cast idles terrified on the housing estate boundary, cursing the state of his shit. We don't all live in a flat on an council eatate in Scotland, glue sniffing cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: We don't all live in a flat on an council eatate in Scotland, glue sniffing cretin. Where have your been Eddie ? A short sentence for indecent exposure? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Fucking spastic. Disabled Toilet for you cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Sing me a song, of a lad that is gone, say could that lad be I? Mull was astern, Rum on the port, Eigg on the starboard bow. Glory of youth glowed in his soul; Where is that glory now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: Disabled Toilet for you cretin. That's me told then, eh? You colossal fucking dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: I think that was no coincidence. I phoned Tesco to ask if they had any horsemeat in stock. They said neigh. This has to be the Mike-D cup winner for the month and it's only the 2nd Oct. Masterful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Eddie said: We don't all live in a flat on an council eatate in Scotland, glue sniffing cretin. Of course not, kwikfit, some of us live in a French roadside toilet, others in a series of garden burrows, others on imaginary boats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Of course not, kwikfit, some of us live in a French roadside toilet, others in a series of garden burrows, others on imaginary boats. Or in your case above a gay sauna in Deptford. lol. ( no commute to work either) lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 23 hours ago, Bubba C said: Steady on about the new cunts calling the shots. Yes, their reach is far and unbelievably dumb, but their influence is watery and will hopefully fade out soon. The question is, can any decent cunt with an IQ above 50 bear the pain until the thick cunts end it all? You're not counting yourself in that question are you Bubbles, as your IQ would appear to be very much lower than 50, In fact I may be able to help you determine your actual level. I quote directly from the English Chamber. "According to British legal stature, an idiot is an individual with an IQ of less than 20, [EG BUBBA] an imbecile has an IQ of between 20 and 49, [EG Bill Shitters] and a moron an IQ between 50 and 69 [EG Panzyknickers]. Cretins are specifically persons with a deformity or mental retardation caused by a thyroid deficiency; cretinism is now more commonly called hyperthyroidism. Idiot is derived from the Greek for "private person" (as in idiosyncracy); moron is from the Greek for "foolish"; imbecile is a construction from a Latin phrase meaning "without a stick"; cretin comes, via the French, from the word "Christian" and implies a holy person - God's fool" as it were." Ok there we have it, from your totally dopey posts your IQ would be around 15, therefore you are formally and officially an Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: You're not counting yourself in that question are you Bubbles, as your IQ would appear to be very much lower than 50, In fact I may be able to help you determine your actual level. I quote directly from the English Chamber. "According to British legal stature, an idiot is an individual with an IQ of less than 20, [EG BUBBA] an imbecile has an IQ of between 20 and 49, [EG Bill Shitters] and a moron an IQ between 50 and 69 [EG Panzyknickers]. Cretins are specifically persons with a deformity or mental retardation caused by a thyroid deficiency; cretinism is now more commonly called hyperthyroidism. Idiot is derived from the Greek for "private person" (as in idiosyncracy); moron is from the Greek for "foolish"; imbecile is a construction from a Latin phrase meaning "without a stick"; cretin comes, via the French, from the word "Christian" and implies a holy person - God's fool" as it were." Ok there we have it, from your totally dopey posts your IQ would be around 15, therefore you are formally and officially an Idiot. looks like you nailed it IKTC......look, you are pretty good at this Cunting malarkey, any chance you could have a crack at that uncategorised fool Pinkape and finish him off for good. He has been on here all day now and is becoming a terrible bore. I feel that it would be worth 3 likes off all the cunt community if you can finally put the twit dead in the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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