camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 On 31/10/2016 at 7:22 PM, Cuntybaws said: I especially love the "six pack" which appears to have been spray painted on by a blind idiot. James Corden screen test for the new Batman film 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Despite numerous NHS campaigns and the Brexit related weakening of the pound, it still appears that parents are beefing up their little darlings in an effort to induce early heart disease. One could argue that it is ethical and will help to alleviate a future pension crisis, but in the here and now, I don't appreciate fat little cunts smearing my door with pudgy, sausage fingers as they howl like enraged walruses whilst demanding sugar with menaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 We are lucky up here. As old habits die hard, most of the children regress to their earlier childhood and are happy with a cup of dirty water and a few hundred flies to walk all over their faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: We are lucky up here. As old habits die hard, most of the children regress to their earlier childhood and are happy with a cup of dirty water and a few hundred flies to walk all over their faces. Have you generously been handing out bacon sandwiches to the kids in your locale, Manky, as well as a cups of warming mulled wine for their parents? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 I'm all ready for the little cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 There was a problem processing the uploaded file. Please contact us for assistance. The usual CC omnishambles whenever I try and post a picture. The site is fucked in every sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 27 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you generously been handing out bacon sandwiches to the kids in your locale, Manky, as well as a cups of warming mulled wine for their parents? No. What do you think this is? Charity week? Actually most of our little angels are more like little bats due to subtle differences in tone and shade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: There was a problem processing the uploaded file. Please contact us for assistance. The usual CC omnishambles whenever I try and post a picture. The site is fucked in every sense You've done it now, Jigs. As if the veil between this world and the next wasn't thin enough as it is tonight, now I fear you've definitely summonsed Roops out of her South-Walian Gold diggers palace. Cue a haggard, ginger, kelpie like creature screeching through the halls of The Corner as it pronounces some otherworldly technobabble as the ectoplasm of a thousand middle-managers drips down its equine chin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: There was a problem processing the uploaded file. Please contact us for assistance. The usual CC omnishambles whenever I try and post a picture. The site is fucked in every sense Have you enough space left? If it is a file issue then it is not down to us poor cunts. If you want space made I can delete some of your uploads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 57 minutes ago, Admin said: Have you enough space left? If it is a file issue then it is not down to us poor cunts. If you want space made I can delete some of your uploads. Fucking boring. Shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fucking boring. Shut up. Fuck off then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: There was a problem processing the uploaded file. Please contact us for assistance. The usual CC omnishambles whenever I try and post a picture. The site is fucked in every sense Whatever you do, don't take your computer down to PC World. That is how they caught Glitter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fucking boring. Shut up. TD at his finest. You were right Bill, how can the rest of us possibly compete with such a wordsmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You've done it now, Jigs. As if the veil between this world and the next wasn't thin enough as it is tonight, now I fear you've definitely summonsed Roops out of her South-Walian Gold diggers palace. Cue a haggard, ginger, kelpie like creature screeching through the halls of The Corner as it pronounces some otherworldly technobabble as the ectoplasm of a thousand middle-managers drips down its equine chin. Misogynist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Whatever you do, don't take your computer down to PC World. That is how they caught Glitter! How dare you insinuate Jiggers might have such awful material on his computer! REPORTED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: How dare you insinuate Jiggers might have such awful material on his computer! REPORTED! Grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fake news. If you were that pigeon then the stool would be the other way up and you would have the top eight inches of one of those legs inserted in your rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 On 31/10/2016 at 7:34 PM, Punkape said: Dress up as Jimmy Savile....that will get rid of the fuckers.. Jimmy Savile was a catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 25 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Jimmy Savile was a catholic. Rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Rubbish. Yeah. Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Rubbish. http://www.sconews.co.uk/news/13832/scottish-catholic-jimmy-savile/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Yeah. Right. Good fucking darts Danny boy. One assumes this charming photo shoot is a sequence, one I which we don't want to see number 3. I imagine it's one where punkape joins the savile, the priest and the kids to talk about some of the lovely things in the Old Testament Edited October 31, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Ahhhhhhh, ahh, ah, ah, ah, ahhhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good fucking darts Danny boy. One assumes this charming photo shoot is a sequence, one I which we don't want to see number 3. I imagine it's one where punkape joins the savile, the priest and the kids to talk about some of the lovely things in the Old Testament I see that the priest has changed his jumper between photos. Ho hum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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