Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 21 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: One of the most seriously fucking annoying things about this shit is this.. I, as a licence fee payer, am directly contributing to these cunts plastering my Friday night (and others) with total shitdom, AND I'm funding their free fucking limos and bar-tab... nevermind any of the cunts being paid for it, which some are.. FUCKING CUNTS, GIVE ME MY LICENCE FEE BACK!!!!!!! Why not change the channel and shut the fuck up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Why not change the channel and shut the fuck up? Because he'd still be paying for it even if he did? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Why not change the channel and shut the fuck up? Ding has been bad mouthing me and rebuffing my overtures of friendship. The cunt has taken advantage of my soft nature and used the opportunity to give me fucking lip. Being nice gets you nowhere, Ape. Ding, it's back on, you autistic fucking cunt. You're dead fucking meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Putting the headlines of today into context, this donation fest raised £37.1million in 2015 for children in need and we have heard today that some cunts (tax payers) are going to be spending £369 million over the next 10 years replacing the boiler and rewiring Buckingham Palace. I personally hope they replace the boiler over winter and the fucking old slag dies of hypothermia. She'll be fucking dead before its completed anyhow. Fuck me £369,000,000 for plumbing and a rewire, has prince edward now started a maintenance company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: The cunt has taken advantage of my soft nature. I think it was just your mental softness he took advantage of. Shame on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Because he'd still be paying for it even if he did? So fucking what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fuck me £369,000,000 for plumbing and a rewire, has prince edward now started a maintenance company? Don't be so tight- it also includes making good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't be so tight- it also includes making good. About £368900000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: So fucking what? So what would changing the channel and shutting up do? You might be happy but Ding's kids will be eating old boots for nourishment in the gutter whilst his hard earned cash is getting nicked to fund some one-eyed, fuzzy yellow bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So what would changing the channel and shutting up do? You might be happy but Ding's kids will be eating old boots for nourishment in the gutter whilst his hard earned cash is getting nicked to fund some one-eyed, fuzzy yellow bastard. Who's been giving money to Yoko Ono? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Putting the headlines of today into context, this donation fest raised £37.1million in 2015 for children in need and we have heard today that some cunts (tax payers) are going to be spending £369 million over the next 10 years replacing the boiler and rewiring Buckingham Palace. I personally hope they replace the boiler over winter and the fucking old slag dies of hypothermia. She'll be fucking dead before its completed anyhow. That is treacherous talk. I volunteer to save the taxpayer a wad of treasure by missing out the trial and happily garotting you with a length of rusty barbed wire whilst singing a medley of Tiny Tim hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So what would changing the channel and shutting up do? You might be happy but Ding's kids will be eating old boots for nourishment in the gutter whilst his hard earned cash is getting nicked to fund some one-eyed, fuzzy yellow bastard. Changing the channel would hopefully mean I won't have to endure the auspastic (new word for Ding) rantings, in CAPITALS, about getting his license fee back. Surely the cunt has bigger things in life to worry about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 These so called "children" that were in need when this thing began should be adults by now. I don't want to come across all David Icke but there's something a bit fucking Barrymore about all this, and I have nothing but respect for hungry kids. I've got one. I'm sure Decs will agree when I say that Lenny can fuck off back over there. Not only can he afford to, but he's been there before and these so called "kids" will probably recognise the unfunny cunt. Not to mention it gets him out of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Surely the cunt has bigger things in life to worry about? Obviously not. Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 58 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't be so tight- it also includes making good. Here it is. Lawrence Llywellen fucking Bowen. Quince, the only thing you've developed is a most tedious persona, and a godawful fake portfolio comprising a flat above a coffee shop, and a disused bowling alley, now housing 27 local smack heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 39 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm sure Decs will agree when I say that Lenny can fuck off back over there. Not only can he afford to, but he's been there before and these so called "kids" will probably recognise the unfunny cunt. Not to mention it gets him out of the country. I can't think of anyone that would disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Why not change the channel and shut the fuck up? Why not stop putting that shit on my TV and wasting my money? Oh yes, go and stare in Currys windows again, it might cheer your dreary little existence a touch. 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding has been bad mouthing me and rebuffing my overtures of friendship. The cunt has taken advantage of my soft nature and used the opportunity to give me fucking lip. Being nice gets you nowhere, Ape. Ding, it's back on, you autistic fucking cunt. You're dead fucking meat. Bad mouthing? Me? Never.... Fuck off. 1 hour ago, Ape said: Changing the channel would hopefully mean I won't have to endure the auspastic (new word for Ding) rantings, in CAPITALS, about getting his license fee back. Surely the cunt has bigger things in life to worry about? No. Apart from the slight possibility of Bill returning, and Frank being regarded as funny by some cunt, my life is near perfect. Please add to that perfection by shutting your fucking fat cakehole with the rotting carcass of a Komodo dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 I've just had the biggest fart in years, must be all that cobra on top of the Chicken Jalfrezi, pheww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Eddie said: The pervert is naked and has some sort of blindfold, dirty cunt. Saw some cuntbrain dressed as that bear today in Lewisham, walking round with his charity bollocks hanging out, it was only for the love of Buddha that stopped me from kicking them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Children in need is no better than any begging charity or a filthy piss stained Bob geldof. Until all 100% of money actually donated goes to charity and has transparent accounts. Dirty piss stained alcoholic tramps at the local train station will continue to get my hard earned pounds. I wish you wouldn't keep giving Frank money though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I wish you wouldn't keep giving Frank money though. Hey I'd much rather use it for taking you for a nice meal eh gyps. Your adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Everyone else fuck off. I'm trying to wine and dine gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Don't leave me with egg on my face now gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Oh OK back to modern warfare. Nighty night beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 34 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Hey I'd much rather use it for taking you for a nice meal eh gyps. Your adorable. I'll wear me best frock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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