"Skinny" Food And Drink

[Ape™️]

There seems to be an ever increasing abundance of food and drink products that claim to be "skinny". What a load of fucking bollocks. Just because something is slightly reduced in fat or sugar doesn't mean it's going to make fat cunts lose weight. They probably just reason that since it's "skinny" they can eat fucking loads of it. Why not just eat a balanced diet and get some fucking exercise? 

[Guest Snatch]

2 hours ago, Ape said:

There seems to be an ever increasing abundance of food and drink products that claim to be "skinny". What a load of fucking bollocks. Just because something is slightly reduced in fat or sugar doesn't mean it's going to make fat cunts lose weight. They probably just reason that since it's "skinny" they can eat fucking loads of it. Why not just eat a balanced diet and get some fucking exercise? 

Because that would defeat the object of them being fat,lazy,dole scrounging cunts.

It's also a good marketing ploy,saying the product is skinny means these fat cunts will buy three times as many but only if McDonalds is shut.

[Guest nobgobbler]

Agreed. When you take fat and sugar out of food it ruins the flavour and texture. Just enjoy it, don't be a fucking pig, and move your arse.

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

 Why not just eat a balanced diet and get some fucking exercise? 

For fucks sake Ape, not everybody is as sensible, and as highly intelligent as you................

[Cuntybaws]

24 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Agreed. When you take fat and sugar out of food it ruins the flavour and texture. Just enjoy it, don't be a fucking pig, and move your arse.

Coca-Cola was never the same after they stopped putting cocaine in it.

[Ape™️]

3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

For fucks sake Ape, not everybody is as sensible, and as highly intelligent as you................

Well, you're certainly not.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Ape said:

There seems to be an ever increasing abundance of food and drink products that claim to be "skinny". What a load of fucking bollocks. Just because something is slightly reduced in fat or sugar doesn't mean it's going to make fat cunts lose weight. They probably just reason that since it's "skinny" they can eat fucking loads of it. Why not just eat a balanced diet and get some fucking exercise? 

We've all seen it in action, the fat chav with the triple buggy and a couple more light brown kids on foot. "I'll have 5 happy meals for the kids, and I'll have 3 Big Macs, 2 large fries, 4 chocolate doughnuts, and a diet coke cos I'm watchin' me weight".

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Coca-Cola was never the same after they stopped putting cocaine in it.

Fuck, I didn't know that. For years I have been shoving the bottle up my nose to no avail.

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

Well, you're certainly not.

I try and build bridges and you knock them down. I hope your caravan goes over a cliff, you flid-baiter.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We've all seen it in action, the fat chav with the triple buggy and a couple more light brown kids on foot. "I'll have 5 happy meals for the kids, and I'll have 3 Big Macs, 2 large fries, 4 chocolate doughnuts, and a diet coke cos I'm watchin' me weight".

I thought you were moving from Margate? 

[Rev]

To be fair, all fat cunts should really be publicly executed if they exceed a maximum of 15 stone, or a 40inch waist. Think of the savings to be made by the NHS and the Welfare system alone. Better still, they should only be allowed to breed if they're in gainful employment, euthanised if they aren't and turned into fucking asphalt on a live TV feed if they break this rule. The fat fucking sponging, wolf-howling-at-the-moon fleece-wearing, aluminium dole-stick sporting, spack-chariot-driving behemoth bastards. I want them dead.

[Witheredscrote]

3 minutes ago, Rev said:

To be fair, all fat cunts should really be publicly executed if they exceed a maximum of 15 stone, or a 40inch waist. Think of the savings to be made by the NHS and the Welfare system alone. Better still, they should only be allowed to breed if they're in gainful employment, euthanised if they aren't and turned into fucking asphalt on a live TV feed if they break this rule. The fat fucking sponging, wolf-howling-at-the-moon fleece-wearing, aluminium dole-stick sporting, spack-chariot-driving behemoth bastards. I want them dead.

A firm, but fair solution to an ever growing problem.

[Guest Snatch]

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

A firm, but fair solution to an ever growing problem.

And harsh it is not.

[Ape™️]

13 minutes ago, Rev said:

To be fair, all fat cunts should really be publicly executed if they exceed a maximum of 15 stone, or a 40inch waist. Think of the savings to be made by the NHS and the Welfare system alone. Better still, they should only be allowed to breed if they're in gainful employment, euthanised if they aren't and turned into fucking asphalt on a live TV feed if they break this rule. The fat fucking sponging, wolf-howling-at-the-moon fleece-wearing, aluminium dole-stick sporting, spack-chariot-driving behemoth bastards. I want them dead.

Their corpses could be used as fuel for power stations. Add all the paedophiles and there's some serious power to be generated. 

[Roadkill]

Just now, Ape said:

Their corpses could be used as fuel for power stations. Add all the paedophiles and there's some serious power to be generated. 

Yeah but then everywhere would smell like McDonalds. Specifically Big Macs from the fatties and Happy Meals from the paedos, who I presume at least feel bad about wasting food.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We've all seen it in action, the fat chav with the triple buggy and a couple more light brown kids on foot. "I'll have 5 happy meals for the kids, and I'll have 3 Big Macs, 2 large fries, 4 chocolate doughnuts, and a diet coke cos I'm watchin' me weight".

Today I did actually see some fat biffa with a double massive cheeseburger and chips "and a coke please, ooo, better make it a diet coke.."

 

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Fuck, I didn't know that. For years I have been shoving the bottle up my nose to no avail.

Get a 2l bottle, shake it to fuck, put a straw up your nose with a pipe to a syringe needle, and jam it in the bottle...

Get's you high as fuck, honest it does, go on... try it...

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Yeah but then everywhere would smell like McDonalds. Specifically Big Macs from the fatties and Happy Meals from the paedos, who I presume at least feel bad about wasting food.

Just have the incinerator in Norfolk... doesn't matter then.

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Rev said:

To be fair, all fat cunts should really be publicly executed if they exceed a maximum of 15 stone, or a 40inch waist. Think of the savings to be made by the NHS and the Welfare system alone. Better still, they should only be allowed to breed if they're in gainful employment, euthanised if they aren't and turned into fucking asphalt on a live TV feed if they break this rule. The fat fucking sponging, wolf-howling-at-the-moon fleece-wearing, aluminium dole-stick sporting, spack-chariot-driving behemoth bastards. I want them dead.

Have you been reading my mind? 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Have you been reading my mind? 

I think he's been trepanning...

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I think he's been trepanning...

Some silly New Age cunts still do that to themselves, apparently the little sunroof on their skull increases the blood flow to their brain and increases intelligence, which obviously needs increasing if they're drilling holes in their heads.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Some silly New Age cunts still do that to themselves, apparently the little sunroof on their skull increases the blood flow to their brain and increases intelligence, which obviously needs increasing if they're drilling holes in their heads.

I can increase their intelligence a lot more, and a lot faster...

 

[Wolfie]

On 02/04/2017 at 2:52 PM, nobgobbler said:

Agreed. When you take fat and sugar out of food it ruins the flavour and texture. Just enjoy it, don't be a fucking pig, and move your arse.

Similarly, many are obsessed with being skinny and losing too much weight, because they've been taken in by the health food industry and believe being super-thin is good for you. Along with exercise, food is one of life's pleasures to be enjoyed. Take Victoria Beckham, for example. I bet she thinks she looks stunningly radiant and healthy, when in reality, looks like a corpse who takes a dump once every few months.

[Cap'n Cunt]

'Skinny' food is for poofs. I eat lard, me, and I never have a problem shitting.

[Guest Snatch]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Take that skinny, thick bitch Victoria Beckham, for example. I bet she thinks she looks stunningly radiant and healthy, when in reality, looks like a walking corpse who takes a dump once every few months. Vile fucking moose.

She's probably throwing up on a daily basis though.

[Wolfie]

Just now, Snatch said:

She's probably throwing up on a daily basis though.

One glimpse in the mirror is all it takes.

[ratcum]

6 minutes ago, Snatch said:

She's probably throwing up on a daily basis though.

standing on a green banana is meant to be like standing on a half chub Snatch. Geese.