Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I doubt that he feels he as anything to appologise for. You oily heap of shit. As soon as the flid button gets implemented, it's exactly what this post is going to be awarded. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Just now, Bill Stickers said: As soon as the flid button gets implemented, it's exactly what this post is going to be awarded. Fuck off. Don't worry the iron button gives a poof like you all the reputation you truly deserve. Crawl back up frank's arse and Kill yourself slowly and loudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Clearly, this was taken by a multitasking Neil a fraction before blowing his wad during the first of five regular daily wanks. I think he deserves credit for smashing one out left handed whilst taking a selfie. And it's more like 5 wanks before breakfast. Yogurt on your granola anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think he deserves credit for smashing one out left handed whilst taking a selfie. And it's more like 5 wanks before breakfast. Yogurt on your granola anyone? When it comes to wanking, he's a cereal offender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 I did get banned from my local pool for wanking and shooting my load,when I pleaded that surely I wasn't the first to get caught they said no I wasn't but I was the first to do it from the 3 metre diving board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 31 minutes ago, Neil said: I did get banned from my local pool for wanking and shooting my load,when I pleaded that surely I wasn't the first to get caught they said no I wasn't but I was the first to do it from the 3 metre diving board I got a bollocking at my local pool just for having a sly piss in it. When the lifeguard blew the whistle, I nearly fell in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 On 02/08/2017 at 4:43 PM, Frank said: Do you have a synopsis on number 3? I'm on it. I'll get my people to contact your people mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 On 02/08/2017 at 10:01 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Any old iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 12 hours ago, nocti said: I got a bollocking at my local pool just for having a sly piss in it. When the lifeguard blew the whistle, I nearly fell in! I took up water polo but had to give it up on the first day. I think it was my horse shitting in the pool that fucked it up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 I cant be arsed to read the whole thread, but has anyone mentioned Richard fucking Branson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, deebom said: I cant be arsed to read the whole thread, but has anyone mentioned Richard fucking Branson? You're stoned again aren't you ? I bet it's been up a Jamaican's arse before you smoked it........ lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You're stoned again aren't you ? I bet it's been up a Jamaican's arse before you smoked it........ lol. I know you're happy to see me here Punkers old badger, but calm down, show some decorum eh? You're letting the side down a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Just now, deebom said: I know you're happy to see me here Punkers old badger, but calm down, show some decorum eh? You're letting the side down a little. Old Badger ? That's a Sunday roast for Camberwell hussy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Old Badger ? That's a Sunday roast for Camberwell hussy... Yarmouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Yarmouth? Yarmouth is full of what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Yarmouth is full of what ? Punker's yar mouth is full of shit Fuck Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 On 8/2/2017 at 8:02 PM, nobgobbler said: We both know you're just pissed off coz I dumped you for the goose stuffer. Anyway, I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't plan on being back again. x How was it, gobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: How was it, gobs? I tried, Frank, but some cunt deliberately put up a paedo thread knowing I wouldn't be able to resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Moonies.... they were always smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Moonies.... they were always smiling. So do stoners holding a family sized bag of crisps and a case of Jaffa cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 On 8/2/2017 at 1:58 PM, 'eavensabove said: Well, put it this way, I'm no proctologist but I know a cuntish ass-hole when I see one and seeing Frank ticks both boxes. Make no mistake Stubbs, I hate the cunt and I mean hate. The only reason I fart is to take the stench of him away... Rumour has it, he's placed me on "standby" for a full-on attack. I hardly wait as it has brought back some meaning to my life. I also hear through the grapevine that he's quite some composer? "Chantilly Lace" being just one of his penned missives. Anyway, let's see what he's truly worth eh? FWANK! A-ah Cunt of the universe FWANK! Haa-Ha Hated by everyone of us A-Haa He’s an imbecile FWANK! Haaa-haa Cunt of the unbearable He’s for none of us Stands for fuck-all to us Every man every woman Every child he’s just a mighty cunt FWANK! a-haa (Seemingly there is no reason for him to live) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) (What is Fwank?) Only Dr. Mengle, formerly at PDSA, can provide an explanation: FWANK! A-ha Er ist ein Haufen Scheiße Just a cunt With a worms courage Nothing but a cunt He’s always failed As rancid as a dead fart Haa-haa-haa, haaa FWANK! (His unprecedented odorous stench is cause for alarm) FWANK! Cunt of The Universe (General Mods, Cunt-Fwank is back on the scene) (What do you mean??) (You’re the Mods for fucksake, you tell me!) (PM Fender! Fetch your buckets of shit, open fire, all weapons, dispatch Mrs Roops! Douse the cunt with Domestos, kill the cunt and shit on his carcass) (FWANK. Frank!!! I truly fucking hate you. You only have a few hours to save your pitiful grace… Fwank?) I love this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: I love this. Save your breath. I hate every subatomic particle of your rancid-self. Let me put it into a language you'll understand: Ruff, woof-WOFF-rrrrrruFF! woooff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Save your breath. I hate every subatomic particle of your rancid-self. Let me put it into a language you'll understand: Ruff, woof-WOFF-rrrrrruFF! woooff. Wait a second; I thought you were gonna be rubbed out on Friday by Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wait a second; I thought you were gonna be rubbed out on Friday by Frank. Last Friday, this Friday, Friday the 13th... It will be Sheffield Wednesday, next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wait a second; I thought you were gonna be rubbed out on Friday by Frank. Keep up girl. Frank has gone for good this time, and without a video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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