Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: I didn't even know this was a real thing, that was until I was stuck behind some fucking mong today with a sticker on his Skoda stating "you may hate my driving, but not as much as I hate the black box monitoring my car". I fucking despair. It's fucking sad. I haven't seen one of those stickers, but it may as well have said: "I'm a boring pussy and I don't Mind if everyone knows it". Remember the old bumper stickers? "Toucha my car, I smasha your face", what manner of cunt would display something that they had already seen a hundred times? The same cunts who think they're being funny wearing an 'I'm with this idiot' t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ah yes, the Catholic priest character. Quality. Val Kilmer film, 'top secret' the anal intruder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quality. Val Kilmer film, 'top secret' the anal intruder. Or the oral interloper...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Or the oral interloper...... Good name for the next electric toothbrush. What a load of rip-off bollocks that is. £3 electric motor, 75p bevel gear, a few nylon bristles and a plastic tube. £200, stupid gullible cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good name for the next electric toothbrush. What a load of rip-off bollocks that is. £3 electric motor, 75p bevel gear, a few nylon bristles and a plastic tube. £200, stupid gullible cunts. 1. Get a king size vibrator 2. Super glue a Brillo pad the the end of the fucker. 3. Ape's dental hygienist now has a new toy solution for Ape's anal oratory. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 08/09/2017 at 9:15 PM, Bubba C said: I didn't even know this was a real thing, that was until I was stuck behind some fucking mong today with a sticker on his Skoda stating "you may hate my driving, but not as much as I hate the black box monitoring my car". I fucking despair. Welsh? "Mong" is a bit of a give away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 08/09/2017 at 11:50 AM, Mrs Roops said: No it means the hint of a full works (swallows, with wet finger massaging his prostate) blowjob to follow if he signs the order form. Once signed, I'm out of the office before the ink has dried. Never got that prostate massage thing, things only move in one direction in that department as far as I am concerned and the examination of my prostate is for Felicity my doctor only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 08/09/2017 at 5:33 PM, Alfie Noakes said: My Land Rover will get almost anywhere, with a better driver than me at the wheel. Shopping and school runs, that is all SUV's are good for and they are shit at that. I've got an SUV. When you put all the seats down there's loads of room for all the lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 08/09/2017 at 10:22 PM, Eric Cuntman said: It's fucking sad. I haven't seen one of those stickers, but it may as well have said: "I'm a boring pussy and I don't Mind if everyone knows it". Remember the old bumper stickers? "Toucha my car, I smasha your face", what manner of cunt would display something that they had already seen a hundred times? The same cunts who think they're being funny wearing an 'I'm with this idiot' t-shirt. It's the fucking idiots who wear t-shirts that has their achievements festooned across them- 'I did the Hampshire half marathon' or 'I completed the 'cycle for life' race'. Do they expect everyone to congratulate them? I won't because I couldn't give a fuck. I had a good shit this morning, but you won't find me wearing a t-shirt to say I had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had a good shit this morning, but you won't find me wearing a t-shirt to say I had. I trust you wiped from south-to-north, to avoid shitty flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had a good shit this morning, but you won't find me wearing a t-shirt to say I had. A Borat fan, eh? If you change your mind, these are available online from Jazz's Emporium of Tasteless Tat for just £12.99 plus P&P. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I trust you wiped from south-to-north, to avoid shitty flaps. The villa I'm staying in has a bidet, so don't have to worry on that score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The villa I'm staying in has a bidet, so don't have to worry on that score. Are you sunning yourself in Can Tiki, Ibiza, with Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Are you sunning yourself in Can Tiki, Ibiza, with Eddie? No. Cano Lager, Mallorca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. Cano Lager, Mallorca. Ah, I see. It sounds fitting. Besides, Eddie's villa probably wouldn't have plumbing sophisticated enough to house a bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 56 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ah, I see. It sounds fitting. Besides, Eddie's villa probably wouldn't have plumbing sophisticated enough to house a bidet. The shitty Juliette balcony of his bedroom overlooks the Supermercardo car park and he has a zip-line down in case he sees any damsels in distress being set upon by resident work-shy donkey fuckers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 39 minutes ago, Bubba C said: The shitty Juliette balcony of his bedroom overlooks the Supermercardo car park and he has a zip-line down in case he sees any damsels in distress being set upon by resident work-shy donkey fuckers. The only three-pointed star in sight is that of his nunchaku set, which he uses to unleash on unsuspecting scooter hoodies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: The shitty Juliette balcony of his bedroom overlooks the Supermercardo car park and he has a zip-line down in case he sees any damsels in distress being set upon by resident work-shy donkey fuckers. He may take a few digs, but will give as good as he gets and ultimately prevail. Whadda guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 23 hours ago, Wolfie said: The only three-pointed star in sight is that of his nunchaku set, which he uses to unleash on unsuspecting scooter hoodies. Where the fuck is our resident superhero? He can't still be in the cooler for being a vile, pig shit thick cunt surely? I guess he's in the land of curry to buy a really shiny watch all the natives try to steal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 On 11 September 2017 at 5:49 PM, Wolfie said: Ah, I see. It sounds fitting. Besides, Eddie's villa probably wouldn't have plumbing sophisticated enough to house a bidet. "It's for washin' yer arsehole!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: "It's for washin' yer arsehole!" He definitely wouldn't know what to do with it then, the disgusting, filthy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: "It's for washin' yer arsehole!" Crocodile Dundee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Crocodile Dundee? That'd be "it's for washin' yer backside, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: That'd be "it's for washin' yer backside, right?" Yep. I have a suspicion that that might have been an overdub for British telly. The worst of those was in 'Lethal Weapon', when Mel Gibson has just been shotgunned through a window, picks himself up and says to Danny Glover, "let's bury the fuckers". The BBC dubbed the last word as 'funsters'. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. I have a suspicion that that might have been an overdub for British telly. The worst of those was in 'Lethal Weapon', when Mel Gibson has just been shotgunned through a window, picks himself up and says to Danny Glover, "let's bury the fuckers". The BBC dubbed the last word as 'funsters'. Pathetic. They censor language but let Uncle jimmy push on....err.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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