Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 25 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem to think that being on CC is just a matter of being unimaginatively insulting and offence to everyone. Well it works for me. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any forensic psych profiler would be 99.9% convinced that Back Door Merchant and Welsh_cunt are one and the same. Try the Minnesota Multiphasic on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Neil said: Some Spanish footballer (iron) has had to withdraw from a Champions League match tonight because after shaving his legs he has developed a pimple that has turned poisonous and he can't pull his socks up,what a fucking raging pooftah.The only thing a real man has to shave is his chin,any cunt that shaves any other part of their body is a batting for the other side and deserves a butt fucking from the biggest girl footballist of all...Ronaldo,as bent a cunt as you could ever find running around a pitch.Can you imagine Peter Storey,Norman Hunter or Dave McKay doing it,those cunts would have played with a fucking broken leg(a big fuck off hairy one) I hate football but I remember going to watch Spurs v Leeds sometime in the early 70s with my uncle, and seeing someone called Terry Naylor who played for spurs kicking the shit out of anyone in a Leeds shirt and getting a kicking in return. I doubt very much that he shaved his legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Goooood morning! my fellow cunts, How are you guys doing this bright and sunny morning? I'm on the train on my way home after another long and exhausting night shift, admiring the bleary-eyed cuntry therein. Where is Welsh_cunt? Has he left the forum? Did you guys hound him out or drive him off an emotional precipice? Aaaah, I've read a bit about him, he seems to be a kindred spirit, I'd really like to have an online sparring session with him. Anyway guys, have a great day and fuck off 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 I was going to get up but it looks cold out so I'll stay put for another little bit Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I was going to get up but it looks cold out so I'll stay put for another little bit Panzerknacker Good choice. It's a pleasant enough day, but a bit chilly for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hate football but I remember going to watch Spurs v Leeds sometime in the early 70s with my uncle, and seeing someone called Terry Naylor who played for spurs kicking the shit out of anyone in a Leeds shirt and getting a kicking in return. I doubt very much that he shaved his legs. I doubt he did shave his legs but being a footballist he no doubt enjoyed homosexual relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 59 minutes ago, Snatch said: I doubt he did shave his legs but being a footballist he no doubt enjoyed homosexual relationships. And golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 I occasionally shave my work bench... that's how fuckin 'ard I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I occasionally shave my work bench... that's how fuckin 'ard I am. In Manchester, it is a common rite of passage to slide down a rusty razor blade using your testicles as a brake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 49 minutes ago, Manky said: In Manchester, it is a common rite of passage to slide down a rusty razor blade using your testicles as a brake. Or when I was there, you had to drink an Ardwick Sunrise cocktail, which was a pint of mild with a cherry on top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 29 minutes ago, ratcum said: Or when I was there, you had to drink an Ardwick Sunrise cocktail, which was a pint of mild with a cherry on top See, we are posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 20 hours ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into any of the golf clubs I'm a member of because you're the wrong sort and you're a pleb with innumerable infections and disgusting diseases...... lol..lol... Were I to lower myself into considering joining a golf club, and discovered you were a member, I'd burn the fucking place to the ground and pour salt on every little piece of turf. Then contact a developer to build affordable housing for the poor on the site! LOL Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Were I to lower myself into considering joining a golf club, and discovered you were a member, I'd burn the fucking place to the ground and pour salt on every little piece of turf. Then contact a developer to build affordable housing for the poor on the site! LOL Fuck off Commie peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Commie peasant. I'll bet he has chips with everything.......as well as a chip on each shoulder...... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Commie peasant. You've got something on your nose Withers...sort it out,won't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Commie peasant. 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet he has chips with everything.......as well as a chip on each shoulder...... lol. A man could search the far reaches of the earth, for many, many years, and he'd never find a bigger pair of utter wankers than these two. Withers - you make me fucking sick. Pukeape - you're a a fucking disgrace. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ape said: A man could search the far reaches of the earth, for many, many years, and he'd never find a bigger pair of utter wankers than these two. Withers - you make me fucking sick. Pukeape - you're a a fucking disgrace. Fuck off. So I am OK then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Manky said: So I am OK then? Compared to the other two, you're ace. You're still a cunt, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 48 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You've got something on your nose Withers...sort it out,won't you? Fear not wizz, he'll just put it on his bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 48 minutes ago, Manky said: So I am OK then? You're tolerable. That's as far as I'm prepared to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: You're tolerable. That's as far as I'm prepared to go. Do you sit at the front of the bus, upstairs, humming the Dam Busters March each time you come to a speed hump? I intend to be intolerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Manky said: Do you sit at the front of the bus, upstairs, humming the Dam Busters March each time you come to a speed hump? I intend to be intolerable. I don't travel by bus. You haven't the intelligence to be intolerable - I just think of you as a village idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: You've got something on your nose Withers...sort it out,won't you? And two things dangling on his chin, probably german Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: And two things dangling on his chin, probably german Later those two things will either be resting on his eyes or slapping against his arse! Pair of poofs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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