Neil Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Smarmy,bull shitting,greedy,North Face jacket wearing cunts.Get a real job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Start late finish early,lazy,job picking big headed BMW driving cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Who wired this up for yer love? Fire 'azard that. It'll all 'ave to come aaht". "Gaw blimey, s'now wonder the aaahs ain't burned daaaahn yet". "Er, I only want you to put up a porch light for me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Start late finish early,lazy,job picking big headed BMW driving cunts Every tradesman wanker will always rubbish the previous work because it's not as how they would have done it. I got 3 builders to quote for a job at pecker towers last year, 3 different solutions, 3 wildly different price tags but 3 identical "I wouldn't fuckin' do it like that mate" reactions when explaining how I/others would go about it. I ended up doing it myself at easily half the cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Who wired this up for yer love? Fire 'azard that. It'll all 'ave to come aaht". "Gaw blimey, s'now wonder the aaahs ain't burned daaaahn yet". "Er, I only want you to put up a porch light for me". Try saying "get fucked, me granpa used to be an electrician darn Portabellow Rowd". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 32 minutes ago, Neil said: Smarmy,bull shitting,greedy,North Face jacket wearing cunts.Get a real job I saw a nun in a red mini once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Who wired this up for yer love?" "It was Psycho Nutter Bastard Paul - I'll give him your address and phone number and tell him you were questioning the quality of his work, which I'm sure he'll be pleased to discuss with you. Now, about your quote....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 36 minutes ago, Neil said: Start late finish early,lazy,job picking big headed BMW driving cunts My last big job was rewiring a fridge in a tower block in Kensington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Ditto. as previous comment....sausage fingered cunt....etc.... Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Manky said: My last big job was rewiring a fridge in a tower block in Kensington. Just a hunch, but are you colour blind by any chance Manky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Just a hunch, but are you colour blind by any chance Manky? Yes, I didn't care who lived there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 34 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Just a hunch, but are you colour blind by any chance Manky? Manky reminds me of Johnny Nice Painter off of The Fast Show. Any mention or sight of black and he goes absolutely fucking berserk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Manky reminds me of Johnny Nice Painter off of The Fast Show. Any mention or sight of black and he goes absolutely fucking berserk. The fucking northern monkey has only got to distinguish between BLue (bottom left) and BRown (bottom right). The thick cunt can't fail to get the best colours of all - green and yella - muddled up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 As do you when you see a different inbreed from a different village who doesn't have quite the same six fingers (all webbed), big ears and loping gate as your subspecies. Post something at least half funny or fuck off out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: As do you when you see a different inbreed from a different village who doesn't have quite the same six fingers (all webbed), big ears and loping gate as your subspecies. Post something at least half funny or fuck off out of it. Here he is! The Benny Hill of The Corner. I'm afraid that I don't cater for your time-warp 1970's style humour, or share the infantile sexual tastes that cause you to titter like a school girl whenever you see the merest glimpse of cleavage. You're like a tragic uncle at a wedding. Creepy, sinister and absurdly confident in your own comedic talents that are otherwise clearly lacking when judged by anyone with a modicum of intelligence. At least you've got a fake degree in a ludicrous fourth rate science, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here he is! The Benny Hill of The Corner. I'm afraid that I don't cater for your time-warp 1970's style humour, or share the infantile sexual tastes that cause you to titter like a school girl whenever you see the merest glimpse of cleavage. You're like a tragic uncle at a wedding. Creepy, sinister and absurdly confident in your own comedic talents that are otherwise clearly lacking when judged by anyone with a modicum of intelligence. At least you've got a fake degree in a ludicrous fourth rate science, though. Are you in one of your moods Deco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Are you in one of your moods Deco? I've escaped Ratty, I know you've been worried. I was chained to the same radiator as Terry Waite. He left some pencil graffiti on the woodchip, the older ones were prayers and philosophical musings, then he started doing pictures of tits and fannies. The dirty sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 42 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here he is! The Benny Hill of The Corner. I'm afraid that I don't cater for your time-warp 1970's style humour, or share the infantile sexual tastes that cause you to titter like a school girl whenever you see the merest glimpse of cleavage. You're like a tragic uncle at a wedding. Creepy, sinister and absurdly confident in your own comedic talents that are otherwise clearly lacking when judged by anyone with a modicum of intelligence. At least you've got a fake degree in a ludicrous fourth rate science, though. Oh dear. A bit of light ribbing from a fellow grown man and you become a blithering fool, seemingly rendered incapable of a reasoned response. Such is the level of how much I've pissed you off! Piece of advice from a fellow utter cunt: get over it and hit back with a proper cunting which makes me laugh, and others, and not just you're weasely buddies obliged to give you a like lest they be cast out of the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: Are you in one of your moods Deco? Never mind all this shit ratus, those fuckers are about to start singing deeply dipply at us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've escaped Ratty, I know you've been worried. I was chained to the same radiator as Terry Waite. He left some pencil graffiti on the woodchip, the older ones were prayers and philosophical musings, then he started doing pictures of tits and fannies. The dirty sausage. Eric I've decided to retire from the corner with immediate effect. You saw right through me from the very start. Here, have this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Eric I've decided to retire from the corner with immediate effect. You saw right through me from the very start. Here, have this.. Pull yourself together. I've seen through nothing, I'm a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've escaped Ratty, I know you've been worried. I was chained to the same radiator as Terry Waite. He left some pencil graffiti on the woodchip, the older ones were prayers and philosophical musings, then he started doing pictures of tits and fannies. The dirty sausage. How can I be sure? What do I call the mole on my elbow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind all this shit ratus, those fuckers are about to start singing deeply dipply at us! good old Stub. We may not be exporting as many Euro Fighters as we'd like to, but Old Benny Hill shows still network around the world. On The Buses too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: How can I be sure? What do I call the mole on my elbow? It's a trick question, you don't have a mole on your elbow, you leave it in the garden so Frau Rat blames it for all the holes you dig. You had a budgie named minty, a dog named compass and a chinchilla which unburied itself, and it confuses you when I exhibit knowledge of aircraft wheel spats. And you like to piss in the garden when you're drunk. See, it's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 59 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Oh dear. A bit of light ribbing from a fellow grown man and you become a blithering fool, seemingly rendered incapable of a reasoned response. Such is the level of how much I've pissed you off! Piece of advice from a fellow utter cunt: get over it and hit back with a proper cunting which makes me laugh, and others, and not just you're weasely buddies obliged to give you a like lest they be cast out of the club. Correct. I couldn't have put it better myself. Well actually I could have , but when it comes to the Trio Gay, I can't be bothered. In answer to your earlier question. My geese don't do oral, so their serrated bills are not a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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