Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 This shit really gets my goat. A few of us ended up in Shoreditch the other day trying to find a restaurant without a reservation. The place is packed wall to wall with stupid fucking hipsters who queue for an hour and a half in the cold and the rain to get into idiotically named, overpriced restaurants that look like they've been decored by the profoundly disabled. The only place without a 40 minute wait and food that is actually served on a plate rather than an old bit of shipwreck or recycled sanitary pads was Pizza Express. Pizza Express is shit, even if it is out of the price range of most of the esteemed clientele of this site. It's certainly not authentic Italian cuisine. So I have no qualms ordering a potion of chips with my pizza. "Sorry sir, we don't do chips. We do have polenta fries though" mumbles the waitress. What the fuck is that shit you ask? Horrible, soggy, bland bollocks that peasant farmers in Peru eat during famines, that's what. You're a dire chain restaurant, not a triple Michelin Star awarded oyster bar. Serve me some fucking chips you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: This shit really gets my goat. A few of us ended up in Shoreditch the other day trying to find a restaurant without a reservation. The place is packed wall to wall with stupid fucking hipsters who queue for an hour and a half in the cold and the rain to get into idiotically named, overpriced restaurants that look like they've been decored by the profoundly disabled. The only place without a 40 minute wait and food that is actually served on a plate rather than an old bit of shipwreck or recycled sanitary pads was Pizza Express. Pizza Express is shit, even if it is out of the price range of most of the esteemed clientele of this site. It's certainly not authentic Italian cuisine. So I have no qualms ordering a potion of chips with my pizza. "Sorry sir, we don't do chips. We do have polenta fries though" mumbles the waitress. What the fuck is that shit you ask? Horrible, soggy, bland bollocks that peasant farmers in Peru eat during famines, that's what. You're a dire chain restaurant, not a triple Michelin Star awarded oyster bar. Serve me some fucking chips you cunts! Worst nom of 2017. Get over it flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Worst nom of 2017. Get over it flid. Incorrect. See here: http://www.cuntscorner.com/forums/topic/62929-dans-first-nom/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Bill I am sure there are many 24 hour or late serving McDonalds around there and I am sure they would have supplied victuals that sated your desires. Or is it too high brow for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Bill I am sure there are many 24 hour or late serving McDonalds around there and I am sure they would have supplied victuals that sated your desires. Or is it too high brow for you? Bill utilised the Golden Arches for a McWank in tribute to his place of conception Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bill utilised the Golden Arches for a McWank in tribute to his place of conception He did say pizza express was shit but still the idiot ate there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: He did say pizza express was shit but still the idiot ate there. It is even shitter now that the corner has scooped the fact that Stickers is one of its customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Bill I am sure there are many 24 hour or late serving McDonalds around there and I am sure they would have supplied victuals that sated your desires. Or is it too high brow for you? 35 minutes ago, Manky said: It is even shitter now that the corner has scooped the fact that Stickers is one of its customers 41 minutes ago, Snatch said: He did say pizza express was shit but still the idiot ate there. Predictable, trite responses from the Corner's bottom feeders. You used to be someone Manky, now you're just Stubby's sidekick. No idea who the other two are. 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bill utilised the Golden Arches for a McWank in tribute to his place of conception Nonsensical bollocks. What are you rambling about now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 46 minutes ago, Snatch said: He did say pizza express was shit but still the idiot ate there. Yes, he's thick as shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: This shit really gets my goat. A few of us ended up in Shoreditch the other day trying to find a restaurant without a reservation. The place is packed wall to wall with stupid fucking hipsters who queue for an hour and a half in the cold and the rain to get into idiotically named, overpriced restaurants that look like they've been decored by the profoundly disabled. The only place without a 40 minute wait and food that is actually served on a plate rather than an old bit of shipwreck or recycled sanitary pads was Pizza Express. Pizza Express is shit, even if it is out of the price range of most of the esteemed clientele of this site. It's certainly not authentic Italian cuisine. So I have no qualms ordering a potion of chips with my pizza. "Sorry sir, we don't do chips. We do have polenta fries though" mumbles the waitress. What the fuck is that shit you ask? Horrible, soggy, bland bollocks that peasant farmers in Peru eat during famines, that's what. You're a dire chain restaurant, not a triple Michelin Star awarded oyster bar. Serve me some fucking chips you cunts! There must be shitloads of Indian restaurants in Shoreditch where you don't have to queue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Predictable, trite responses from the Corner's bottom feeders. We've learnt all of it from reading your trite comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: We've learnt all of it from reading your trite comments. Who the fuck goes to shoreditch for chips anyway? What a small minded cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Imagine getting IVF and VHF mixed up? Trickiness indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine getting IVF and VHF mixed up? Trickiness indeed What about UHF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 32 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about UHF? I prefer normal milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: This shit really gets my goat. A few of us ended up in Shoreditch the other day trying to find a restaurant without a reservation. The place is packed wall to wall with stupid fucking hipsters who queue for an hour and a half in the cold and the rain to get into idiotically named, overpriced restaurants that look like they've been decored by the profoundly disabled. The only place without a 40 minute wait and food that is actually served on a plate rather than an old bit of shipwreck or recycled sanitary pads was Pizza Express. Pizza Express is shit, even if it is out of the price range of most of the esteemed clientele of this site. It's certainly not authentic Italian cuisine. So I have no qualms ordering a potion of chips with my pizza. "Sorry sir, we don't do chips. We do have polenta fries though" mumbles the waitress. What the fuck is that shit you ask? Horrible, soggy, bland bollocks that peasant farmers in Peru eat during famines, that's what. You're a dire chain restaurant, not a triple Michelin Star awarded oyster bar. Serve me some fucking chips you cunts! Textbook Stickers. Add to your long winded bollocks ‘cunts who serve “hand cut” chips’, and then go fuck yourself. Lovely to have you back from your most recent unjust ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Textbook Stickers. Add to your long winded bollocks ‘cunts who serve “hand cut” chips’, and then go fuck yourself. Lovely to have you back from your most recent unjust ban. So let's get this straight; billy is within shitting distance of the British library, natural history museum, river Thames in the most famous city in the world with history and wonder everywhere and he goes to pizza express and moans he can't have fucking chips? What a wanker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 6 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: This shit really gets my goat. A few of us ended up in Shoreditch the other day trying to find a restaurant without a reservation. The place is packed wall to wall with stupid fucking hipsters who queue for an hour and a half in the cold and the rain to get into idiotically named, overpriced restaurants that look like they've been decored by the profoundly disabled. The only place without a 40 minute wait and food that is actually served on a plate rather than an old bit of shipwreck or recycled sanitary pads was Pizza Express. Pizza Express is shit, even if it is out of the price range of most of the esteemed clientele of this site. It's certainly not authentic Italian cuisine. So I have no qualms ordering a potion of chips with my pizza. "Sorry sir, we don't do chips. We do have polenta fries though" mumbles the waitress. What the fuck is that shit you ask? Horrible, soggy, bland bollocks that peasant farmers in Peru eat during famines, that's what. You're a dire chain restaurant, not a triple Michelin Star awarded oyster bar. Serve me some fucking chips you cunts! Just wondering, what was inside these "chips" of yours ? In basic terms. What is it with you and these fucking spud - based noms. Get the fuck back to Ireland, you dirty mick summer holiday potato picking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 7 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: This shit really gets my goat. A few of us ended up in Shoreditch the other day trying to find a restaurant without a reservation. The place is packed wall to wall with stupid fucking hipsters who queue for an hour and a half in the cold and the rain to get into idiotically named, overpriced restaurants that look like they've been decored by the profoundly disabled. The only place without a 40 minute wait and food that is actually served on a plate rather than an old bit of shipwreck or recycled sanitary pads was Pizza Express. Pizza Express is shit, even if it is out of the price range of most of the esteemed clientele of this site. It's certainly not authentic Italian cuisine. So I have no qualms ordering a potion of chips with my pizza. "Sorry sir, we don't do chips. We do have polenta fries though" mumbles the waitress. What the fuck is that shit you ask? Horrible, soggy, bland bollocks that peasant farmers in Peru eat during famines, that's what. You're a dire chain restaurant, not a triple Michelin Star awarded oyster bar. Serve me some fucking chips you cunts! I hate to do it but: @Punkape , could you sort this out please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Bill I am sure there are many 24 hour or late serving McDonalds around there and I am sure they would have supplied victuals that sated your desires. Or is it too high brow for you? Well to the extent that the things McDonalds sell in those cardboard hats can be regarded as chips. Not sure any of them are worse than the posh overpriced restaurants that sell you a child size portion of chips in a trendy little container for a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There must be shitloads of Indian restaurants in Shoreditch where you don't have to queue Yeah but you generally need a reservation for Indian restaurants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Cheap two-deck baiting bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Rick_B said: Well to the extent that the things McDonalds sell in those cardboard hats can be regarded as chips. For somebody with the level of pedantry you display with aplomb, I think that McDonald’s sell French fries. Vivre Ps - I know they’re not French. Just sayin’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Frank said: Cheap two-deck baiting bollocks. How would you serve your chips Frank and what would you call them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There must be shitloads of Indian restaurants in Shoreditch where you don't have to queue You probably have to queue for the toilet 20 minutes after eating the filthy shit though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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