Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Colmans to close Norwich factory .. That's Norwich done for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Colmans to close Norwich factory .. That's Norwich done for. That muck has been responsible for lowering the standard of English cuisine for 160 years. Moutarde de Dijon is the only option for the more discerning palate. Used by myself, and certainly Punkers. Colmans is for putting on a cat's arse. lol Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: That muck has been responsible for lowering the standard of English cuisine for 160 years. Moutarde de Dijon is the only option for the more discerning palate. Used by myself, and certainly Punkers. Colmans is for putting on a cat's arse. lol Fuck off It's this kind of effete tomfoolery that cost us The Empire! I bet you eat 'jus' and 'coulis' and have 'pithiviers' of what-nottery too, you chi-chi troll! If it's not yellow, runny and smarts like vinegar on a paper cut to your Japeye, then you can force-feed it to your Goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: That muck has been responsible for lowering the standard of English cuisine for 160 years. Moutarde de Dijon is the only option for the more discerning palate. Used by myself, and certainly Punkers. Colmans is for putting on a cat's arse. lol Fuck off As a real man, I use French and German mustard instead of Factor 40 suncream. It is as bland and fucking gutless as a Legionnaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Colmans to close Norwich factory .. That's Norwich done for. It was done the day that Neil moved there after dragging his disgustingly vast slug-like hulk out of whatever ghastly London overspill shithole in Essex he lived in before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: It was done the day that Neil moved there after dragging his disgustingly vast slug-like hulk out of whatever ghastly London overspill shithole in Essex he lived in before. Cruel and harsh but a fair comment nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: That muck has been responsible for lowering the standard of English cuisine for 160 years. Moutarde de Dijon is the only option for the more discerning palate. Used by myself, and certainly Punkers. Colmans is for putting on a cat's arse. lol Fuck off Good god man, if that's what you pair use to lube it up I have a new respect for your antics and am also disgusted. Dry bumming indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Colmans to close Norwich factory .. That's Norwich done for. I can’t wait for Celebrity Norfuckers Delia Smith and Stephen Fry to weigh in on this, no doubt the biggest tragedy in East Anglia since the Soham Murders. I like whole grain mustard on my sandwich, not this yellow shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can’t wait for Celebrity Norfuckers Delia Smith and Stephen Fry to weigh in on this, no doubt the biggest tragedy in East Anglia since the Soham Murders. I like whole grain mustard on my sandwich, not this yellow shit. Is Soham in Norfolk? I switch the BNC News on at 06:00 each day hoping a catastrophe has struck Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Manky said: Is Soham in Norfolk? I switch the BNC News on at 06:00 each day hoping a catastrophe has struck Norfolk. Suffolk I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Suffolk I believe. Ah, next door then. Never heard, read or seen anything of interest in either place. Now the last jobs are going in Norwich?, will they all move to Oulton Broad or Beccles, waiting on Hoseasons holidaymakers for tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Suffolk I believe. Soham is in Cambridgeshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Manky said: Ah, next door then. Never heard, read or seen anything of interest in either place. Now the last jobs are going in Norwich?, will they all move to Oulton Broad or Beccles, waiting on Hoseasons holidaymakers for tips? I imagine there’ll be a boom in Mustardmongers relocating to Cromer to catch crabs. Rough place is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 37 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I imagine there’ll be a boom in Mustardmongers relocating to Cromer to catch crabs. Rough place is that. The wussy fuckers will buy that watered down froggy shit that I wouldn't wash my bollocks in. Seeing as the main industry has left the county, It may be worth asking the Don if we can borrow his plans for a Mexican wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 32 minutes ago, Manky said: The wussy fuckers will buy that watered down froggy shit that I wouldn't wash my bollocks in. Seeing as the main industry has left the county, It may be worth asking the Don if we can borrow his plans for a Mexican wall. I agree, there should be an impenetrable wall built around Manchester. To keep people out obviously before you state the inevitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I agree, there should be an impenetrable wall built around Manchester. To keep people out obviously before you state the inevitable. Well done Luke. A "Hero of Rainy City" gong awaits your collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Well done Luke. A "Hero of Rainy City" gong awaits your collection. Excellent, and if I may add that this exclusive walled city should have only one entrance/exit on the north facing side.....just in case so those cunts from the potteries will be dissuaded from soiling the fine peoples of Manchestonia or Manchestan, your call on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Judging by this advert, I would say that colmans are obviously planning a change of direction for the company. Something to do with wanking by the looks of it. Either that, or this is just a picture of Neil smashing one out at the the Christmas table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Excellent, and if I may add that this exclusive walled city should have only one entrance/exit on the north facing side.....just in case so those cunts from the potteries will be dissuaded from soiling the fine peoples of Manchestonia or Manchestan, your call on that one. Good. Very good. I will personally upgrade your gong to the Polonium model. You deserve no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, luke swarm said: ....just in case so those cunts from the potteries will be dissuaded You bin up Hanley Duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You bin up Hanley Duck? that's an outrageous accusation Penny. You errr have proof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 24 minutes ago, luke swarm said: that's an outrageous accusation Penny. You errr have proof? Yes .. you bin down Floren Spit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 31 minutes ago, luke swarm said: that's an outrageous accusation Penny. You errr have proof? Who exactly is your target audience on here Luke? There’s a fundamental flaw in each and every one of your posts. What do you think it is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Decimus said: It was done the day that Neil moved there after dragging his disgustingly vast slug-like hulk out of whatever ghastly London overspill shithole in Essex he lived in before. Romford actually,as soon as I could I left the fucking hell hole and have never been back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Who exactly is your target audience on here Luke? There’s a fundamental flaw in each and every one of your posts. What do you think it is? frank...are you penny? here, have some dots......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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