Earl of Punkape Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 I did have a modicum of respect for New Zealand, after all they play great rugby and don’t whine and whinge like their septic Australian neighbours. However the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced that she is up the duff whilst she is in office and she isn’t even married.....what a disgraceful set of affairs.“Ms” Ardern said she and her “partner”, Clarke Gayford”( sounds like one of Southerncunts mates) were expecting their child in June, after which she planned to take a six-week break....brilliant.....great value for the New Zealand voter and taxpayer.Full marks too for promoting immorality whilst head of state....what a slag. "And we thought 2017 was a big year!" she wrote on Instagram.Stupid immoral slut.She should be forced to resign and given geography lessons so she and Gayford can find a Church to get married in.... She should be pitched out of office immediately... Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I did have a modicum of respect for New Zealand, after all they play great rugby and don’t whine and whinge like their septic Australian neighbours. However the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced that she is up the duff whilst she is in office and she isn’t even married.....what a disgraceful set of affairs.“Ms” Ardern said she and her “partner”, Clarke Gayford”( sounds like one of Southerncunts mates) were expecting their child in June, after which she planned to take a six-week break....brilliant.....great value for the New Zealand voter and taxpayer.Full marks too for promoting immorality whilst head of state....what a slag. "And we thought 2017 was a big year!" she wrote on Instagram.Stupid immoral slut.She should be forced to resign and given geography lessons so she and Gayford can find a Church to get married in.... She should be pitched out of office immediately... Fuck off. Were you born out of wedlock? Might explain a few things. Edited January 19, 2018 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: I did have a modicum of respect for New Zealand, after all they play great rugby and don’t whine and whinge like their septic Australian neighbours. However the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced that she is up the duff whilst she is in office and she isn’t even married.....what a disgraceful set of affairs.“Ms” Ardern said she and her “partner”, Clarke Gayford”( sounds like one of Southerncunts mates) were expecting their child in June, after which she planned to take a six-week break....brilliant.....great value for the New Zealand voter and taxpayer.Full marks too for promoting immorality whilst head of state....what a slag. "And we thought 2017 was a big year!" she wrote on Instagram.Stupid immoral slut.She should be forced to resign and given geography lessons so she and Gayford can find a Church to get married in.... She should be pitched out of office immediately... Fuck off. Quality nomination. It's bad enough when a minimum wage secretary fills up her rancid uterus and swans off for the best part of a fucking year, leaving her colleagues to pick up the pieces whilst she bores every cunt to tears with photos of her foetal alcohol syndrome afflicted brat. For the leader of a country to carelessly allow someone to spaff in her cunt instead of over her face is tantamount to treason. She should be immediately removed from office, once these tarts get a taste for maternity leave, they start popping out kids every other year. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Thankfully no such worries with our very own Tessie the Maybot . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Wikipedia says that she been serving as the 40th Prime Minister of New Zealand since 26th October 2017. So they have had 40 Prime Ministers i the space of about 90 days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Thankfully no such worries with our very own Tessie the Maybot . She is fucked anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 She has a fine set of top teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Quality nomination. It's bad enough when a minimum wage secretary fills up her rancid uterus and swans off for the best part of a fucking year, leaving her colleagues to pick up the pieces whilst she bores every cunt to tears with photos of her foetal alcohol syndrome afflicted brat. For the leader of a country to carelessly allow someone to spaff in her cunt instead of over her face is tantamount to treason. She should be immediately removed from office, once these tarts get a taste for maternity leave, they start popping out kids every other year. Someone at work eh?.its time you cunts worked harder for your money.Was it you that did the dirty deed Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Someone at work eh?.its time you cunts worked harder for your money.Was it you that did the dirty deed Decs? Even you wouldn't fuck the primordial sub-human beasts I work with, Neil. If you did decide to lower your already disgustingly perverted standards, I'm not even sure they've evolved a mammalian reproductive system to enable you to do the deed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 New Zealand could sink and no one would fucking notice. Raewyn Blade can shove her New Zealand lamb up her arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 What a shame that the only woman in New Zealand who isn't actually a fat, hessian-wearing lezzer isn't a bit better looking. No wonder they all shag sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I did have a modicum of respect for New Zealand, after all they play great rugby and don’t whine and whinge like their septic Australian neighbours. However the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced that she is up the duff whilst she is in office and she isn’t even married.....what a disgraceful set of affairs.“Ms” Ardern said she and her “partner”, Clarke Gayford”( sounds like one of Southerncunts mates) were expecting their child in June, after which she planned to take a six-week break....brilliant.....great value for the New Zealand voter and taxpayer.Full marks too for promoting immorality whilst head of state....what a slag. "And we thought 2017 was a big year!" she wrote on Instagram.Stupid immoral slut.She should be forced to resign and given geography lessons so she and Gayford can find a Church to get married in.... She should be pitched out of office immediately... Fuck off. Punky, you're still having nightmares about the times your poor mum tried to abort you with a large kitchen knife whilst you lay in your crib, aren't you? It would explain your utter disdain for heterosexuality and jealousy of a woman that can actually pull men more effectively than you. Although, to your credit, the AIDS treatment centres do mention you in numerous print sources as quite adept in your sexual predation. You just have to wonder when somebody will try for the tenner offered for information on the location of your little appliance box hovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I did have a modicum of respect for New Zealand, after all they play great rugby and don’t whine and whinge like their septic Australian neighbours. However the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced that she is up the duff whilst she is in office and she isn’t even married.....what a disgraceful set of affairs.“Ms” Ardern said she and her “partner”, Clarke Gayford”( sounds like one of Southerncunts mates) were expecting their child in June, after which she planned to take a six-week break....brilliant.....great value for the New Zealand voter and taxpayer.Full marks too for promoting immorality whilst head of state....what a slag. "And we thought 2017 was a big year!" she wrote on Instagram.Stupid immoral slut.She should be forced to resign and given geography lessons so she and Gayford can find a Church to get married in.... She should be pitched out of office immediately... Fuck off. Faultless appraisal of a cheap hussy. New Zealand should have a revolution, throw existing MPs down a mineshaft (after shooting them of course) and start again. It would also be a good time to exterminate any weird animals or people indigenous to that area but who no longer fit in. VOTE RAT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky, you're still having nightmares about the times your poor mum tried to abort you with a large kitchen knife whilst you lay in your crib, aren't you? It would explain your utter disdain for heterosexuality and jealousy of a woman that can actually pull men more effectively than you. Although, to your credit, the AIDS treatment centres do mention you in numerous print sources as quite adept in your sexual predation. You just have to wonder when somebody will try for the tenner offered for information on the location of your little appliance box hovel. More promotion of the work of the devil by our resident depravity scholar... You need prayer and incarceration in a secure unit. You would be with friends.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: More promotion of the work of the devil by our resident depravity scholar... You need prayer and incarceration in a secure unit. You would be with friends.... lol. A cell would be more easily defended from the flowing robe and poncey sash wearing brigade of the catholic noncing church, One sharpened toothbrush or food hall spoon and the lungs of idiotic cunts like you become an easy target. Then you get swept away for rehabilitation in the shower room with the prison thugs who have pre cut the cord on the soap-on-a-rope supplies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky, you're still having nightmares about the times your poor mum tried to abort you with a large kitchen knife whilst you lay in your crib, aren't you? It would explain your utter disdain for heterosexuality and jealousy of a woman that can actually pull men more effectively than you. Although, to your credit, the AIDS treatment centres do mention you in numerous print sources as quite adept in your sexual predation. You just have to wonder when somebody will try for the tenner offered for information on the location of your little appliance box hovel. 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: A cell would be more easily defended from the flowing robe and poncey sash wearing brigade of the catholic noncing church, One sharpened toothbrush or food hall spoon and the lungs of idiotic cunts like you become an easy target. Then you get swept away for rehabilitation in the shower room with the prison thugs who have pre cut the cord on the soap-on-a-rope supplies. Wiz, you really do spout the most godawful bollocks sometimes. And by "sometimes" I mean all the fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Wiz, you really do spout the most godawful bollocks sometimes. And by "sometimes" I mean all the fucking time. Your predilection for irrelevance is clearly on display...again. Don't address me again unless I give you permission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your predilection for irrelevance is clearly on display...again. Don't address me again unless I give you permission. Roger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Roger! Flort gribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your predilection for irrelevance is clearly on display...again. Don't address me again unless I give you permission. Nobody likes you, wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Nobody likes you, wiz. Frank, you’ve not exactly Captain Popular yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Nobody likes you, wiz. You can lead a flock to water, Frank....or in your case, a tanker of bleach. Unlike you however, I'd never force bleach down an animal's throat...you?? Gladly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 On 19/1/2018 at 7:53 AM, Punkape said: I did have a modicum of respect for New Zealand, after all they play great rugby and don’t whine and whinge like their septic Australian neighbours. However the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced that she is up the duff whilst she is in office and she isn’t even married.....what a disgraceful set of affairs.“Ms” Ardern said she and her “partner”, Clarke Gayford”( sounds like one of Southerncunts mates) were expecting their child in June, after which she planned to take a six-week break....brilliant.....great value for the New Zealand voter and taxpayer.Full marks too for promoting immorality whilst head of state....what a slag. "And we thought 2017 was a big year!" she wrote on Instagram.Stupid immoral slut.She should be forced to resign and given geography lessons so she and Gayford can find a Church to get married in.... She should be pitched out of office immediately... Fuck off. The problem with modern-day politicians is that it's just a job, rather than a vocation. Back in the good old days we had proper statesmen who made sacrifices for their political beliefs. Nowadays it seems any old spacker can become a 'politician' regardless of ability or dedication. To weed out these inept spongers, anyone wishing to stand for office should have their cock cut off, or for females, have their cunt sewn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Had a visit this weekend from a one time neighbour who went to NZ about 15years ago. The cunt spent nearly an hour drinking my booze and moaning about the EU , darkies , tattoos , potholes, nancy boys , french cars ,the demise of the NF and miscellaneous reasons why he emigrated. All this from a cunt who went to the opposite side of the world just to shag sheep . I told him that we have more than enough moaning bastards living here without him sticking his nose in our business , in fact one look at our cc site soon put the cunt right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 I hope we well and truly stuff them at cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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