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2 hours ago, Bubba C said:

6 pages (and counting) of interminable shit, derailing and then arse fucking a half-decent nom. Stibs, eric, I hope you’re ashamed of your pant-wetting behaviour.

And Eric, if what I’ve read is true about you PMing Bill an address for a ‘straightener’,  you’re more of a sap than I gave you credit for. Consider your clique nomination withdrawn. 

I was absolutely fucking hammered.

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We all know that neither of us will bother turning up, drop it you fucking spasmo.

Baws is already there, tartan Tam o'shanter pulled down low, eyes peeking out from behind two holes cut out of a Daily Record newspaper, and a raging hardon barely concealed by a miniature sporran.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We all know that neither of us will bother turning up, drop it you fucking spasmo.

The only thing that will be dropped is you, now you just behave or you won't be able to type after I've dropped you. Just stop antagonising me.

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14 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

The only thing that will be dropped is you, now you just behave or you won't be able to type after I've dropped you. Just stop antagonising me.

Albert. In the field of physical confrontation I have nothing left to prove. It appears that you, on the other hand have much to prove. I would suggest that you confine yourself to 'biggin it up' on your PlayStation interactive headset. Stupid little fucking cunt.

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18 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

The only thing that will be dropped is you, now you just behave or you won't be able to type after I've dropped you. Just stop antagonising me.

Albert?... What's going on here? Start from the beginning...slowly. Don't leave anything out, then run through it again. When you're done, kill yourself.

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7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Albert?... What's going on here? Start from the beginning...slowly. Don't leave anything out, then run through it again. When you're done, kill yourself.

What's going on here is an awkward teenager, in self imposed bedroom confinement, wanking himself senseless in-between PlayStation based gangster fantasies and unwelcome intrusions by its mother, telling it to have a bath while she disposes of the piss filled cider bottles and washes the spunk stained quilt cover.

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Guest Bill Stickers
38 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

The only thing that will be dropped is you, now you just behave or you won't be able to type after I've dropped you. Just stop antagonising me.

The clique are going to find you and kick the seven shades of shit out of your quivering arsehole. 

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Where the fuck is that slithering toad Stubby in all of this? The teetotal fucking bore has got some major explaining to do after his grassing antics.

Stubby! Put down your Horlicks and shove your pipe and slippers up your arse, you pedestrian old cunt. You owe us all an apology.

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