Cap'n Cunt Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Not content with pretending that they flew to the moon back in the sixties and seventies, which everyone knows was a load of bullshit, NASA are now denying the existence of Niburu (Planet X). Niburu will be making an appearance on April 23rd, closely followed by The Rapture and seven years of plauge, pestilence and bad shit. Aunty Christ will be playing a supporting role, too. All this, and NASA can't even find the fucking planet, not even with their x-ray specs and their best telescope. They'll be telling us they sent a fucking robot to Mars next. Lying bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 I'm going to hunt you down and kill you. The hunting will be quick, but I'll make the killing last a while. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm going to hunt you down and kill you. The hunting will be quick, but I'll make the killing last a while. Better crack on with it, then. Only 11 days left until the Rapture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 30 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Not content with pretending that they flew to the moon back in the sixties and seventies, which everyone knows was a load of bullshit, NASA are now denying the existence of Niburu (Planet X). Niburu will be making an appearance on April 23rd, closely followed by The Rapture and seven years of plauge, pestilence and bad shit. Aunty Christ will be playing a supporting role, too. All this, and NASA can't even find the fucking planet, not even with their x-ray specs and their best telescope. They'll be telling us they sent a fucking robot to Mars next. Lying bastards. Please don’t include me in this nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Cat Stevens was being followed by a moon shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Miss Penelope said: Cat Stevens was being followed by a moon shadow. Maggie Reilly was carried away by a moonlight shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 What a load of old bollocks, if Planet X was this doomsday planet about to fuck us up, then don't you think by now that you would be able to spot the floating cunt in the sky with the naked eye.. Get a fucking grip on reality captain Mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 10 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Better crack on with it, then. Only 11 days left until the Rapture. "There is no hunting like the hunting of man" - Ernest Hemingway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: What a load of old bollocks, if Planet X was this doomsday planet about to fuck us up, then don't you think by now that you would be able to spot the floating cunt in the sky with the naked eye. Yeah, but it's made out of dark matter, and er, it's in a different dimension, and, er, er, er.... LIZARD PEOPLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yeah, but it's made out of dark matter, and er, it's in a different dimension, and, er, er, er.... LIZARD PEOPLE! Gorn fishing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "There is no hunting like the hunting of man" - Ernest Hemingway. "Fuck off. LOL." - Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gorn fishing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The original Star Trek interpretations of alien life were fucking brilliant weren't they. 90% of them were English speaking humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yeah, but it's made out of dark matter, and er, it's in a different dimension, and, er, er, er.... LIZARD PEOPLE! We are Lizard people, what with our reptilian brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 18 hours ago, Fender777 said: We are Lizard people, what with our reptilian brains. Are you flying lizards? Do you want money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 2:37 PM, Eric Cuntman said: The original Star Trek interpretations of alien life were fucking brilliant weren't they. 90% of them were English speaking humans. They even had a black and a chink in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: They even had a black and a chink in it. And the chink was a marmite driller! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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