Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Queefer said: I'm pretty sure the east pole is near Lowestoft / Great Yarmouth. There is fuck all there - same as North and South poles. Where is the West Pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Queefer said: I'm pretty sure the east pole is near Lowestoft / Great Yarmouth. There is fuck all there - same as North and South poles. The East is in the West according to my laptop. I can only access Google Earth if I stand on my head. I have a crooked-neck worse than a Lesser Spotted Emu, whilst the Shipping Forecast is on. Snooker? Forget it. All of the balls have returned to bulk before any cunt has chalked-up his horizontal cue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: MH370 is still in level flight and can be seen near the moon. The atomic number of Zinc is 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: The atomic number of Zinc is 30. Don’t you have any more interesting material these days? Like the time you lost a game of soggy biscuit against Jonty and Xavier on the 4th Form trip to Tuscany, so you had to eat a hobknob absolutely drenched in adolescent cock snot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Don’t you have any more interesting material these days? Like the time you lost a game of soggy biscuit against Jonty and Xavier on the 4th Form trip to Tuscany, so you had to eat a hobknob absolutely drenched in adolescent cock snot? This project, to be called The Poetry of Cloning, will explore, through poetry, the scientific, medicinal , spiritual, sexual, cultural and ethical implications of cloning, and the wider context of the mapping of the Human Genome. It will seek to respond to the scientific possibilities of this new genetic research and creatively examine the challenges. After a period of probing research and dilettante interviews with front-line scientists, including Dr Severino Antinori, the doctor who wants to clone the first human, Gillian will create a series of ‘Light Poems’ etched or sandblasted onto glass and finally the book itself will be submerged in an aspic quilting process. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: This project, to be called The Poetry of Cloning, will explore, through poetry, the scientific, medicinal , spiritual, sexual, cultural and ethical implications of cloning, and the wider context of the mapping of the Human Genome. It will seek to respond to the scientific possibilities of this new genetic research and creatively examine the challenges. After a period of probing research and dilettante interviews with front-line scientists, including Dr Severino Antinori, the doctor who wants to clone the first human, Gillian will create a series of ‘Light Poems’ etched or sandblasted onto glass and finally the book itself will be submerged in an aspic quilting process. The only part about this relevant to you are the words “sexual” and “probing”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 28 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: This project, to be called The Poetry of Cloning, will explore, through poetry, the scientific, medicinal , spiritual, sexual, cultural and ethical implications of cloning, and the wider context of the mapping of the Human Genome. It will seek to respond to the scientific possibilities of this new genetic research and creatively examine the challenges. After a period of probing research and dilettante interviews with front-line scientists, including Dr Severino Antinori, the doctor who wants to clone the first human, Gillian will create a series of ‘Light Poems’ etched or sandblasted onto glass and finally the book itself will be submerged in an aspic quilting process. Well done Punkers, a fascinating piece, and all your own work. So many on here are just Roopsing stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 55 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well done Punkers, a fascinating piece, and all your own work. So many on here are just Roopsing stuff. I've just had an injection in my left eye.. what do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 36 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I've just had an injection in my left eye.. what do you think of that? I once got a paper-cut on my tongue whilst licking an envelope. Nasty business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I've just had an injection in my left eye.. what do you think of that? Meat injection, probably. Slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well done Punkers, a fascinating piece, and all your own work. So many on here are just Roopsing stuff. I've knocked you off of the top of the leaderboard. Frankly, I'm amazed that you ever got there, you are completely fucking shit and I'm hereby reporting you for suspected manipulation. Hopefully Roops will remove the rest of your "like" tally. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I've knocked you off of the top of the leaderboard. Frankly, I'm amazed that you ever got there, you are completely fucking shit and I'm hereby reporting you for suspected manipulation. Hopefully Roops will remove the rest of your "like" tally. Lol. No, I knocked him off the top. And you've just done the same to me. rotten cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've knocked you off of the top of the leaderboard. Frankly, I'm amazed that you ever got there, you are completely fucking shit and I'm hereby reporting you for suspected manipulation. Hopefully Roops will remove the rest of your "like" tally. Lol. The self important Googling cunt can do whatever she wants with my 'likes', but shoving them up her ever slack cunt would be preferable. I'm off on a long holiday tomorrow. Enjoy your games of conkers in the smoking shed. Tis the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: The self important Googling cunt can do whatever she wants with my 'likes', but shoving them up her ever slack cunt would be preferable. I'm off on a long holiday tomorrow. Enjoy your games of conkers in the smoking shed. Tis the season. Whenever I see a new post from you, my heart sinks - “he must still be alive.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Meat injection, probably. Slag. What a horrid thing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I don't really like you Wither's. I hope that you realise that fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 an abortion walks out of a bar. "He was a slippery customer" said the barman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 38 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I don't really like you Wither's. I hope that you realise that fact. Nobody likes him - he’s a fawning sycophant wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 36 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Nobody likes him - he’s a fawning sycophant wanker. Those are his good points .. what about his bad points? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 On 8/20/2018 at 8:25 AM, Lord Punkape said: The TV is basically the devil’s tabernacle and a conduit for drivel,inanity,depravity and socialist propaganda. Gone are the days when people spoke to each other, toasted crumpets around the hearth and listened to the wireless. You are a massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 8 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Those are his good points .. what about his bad points? He’s still able to process oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: He’s still able to process oxygen. Are you sure that he does not use methane instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: ...I'm off on a long holiday tomorrow... AKA hedging a flounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Are you sure that he does not use methane instead? I wish he fucking would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 46 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I wish he fucking would. This evening,to make yourself popular, you should make your way to the Grenfell Tower and get it going again with a 10 litre can of paraffin. You should then phone the Fire Brigade whilst stoking the flames and hurling racist abuse at any onlookers... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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