Frank Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I guess that frank suggesting to @Iam Ape that he hide a piece of fish batter in his pocket and pummel it up his wife's arse wasn't in contravention of rule 12. Skin, not batter.. silver fish skin, right up and in her fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Skin, not batter.. silver fish skin, right up and in her fanny. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I guess that frank suggesting to @Iam Ape that he hide a piece of fish batter in his pocket and pummel it up his wife's arse wasn't in contravention of rule 12. In fairness, that was vintage Frank. The use of "pummel" rather than something coarse (like "ram") elevates it beyond the realm where mortal rules apply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: In fairness, that was vintage Frank. The use of "pummel" rather than something coarse (like "ram") elevates it beyond the realm where mortal rules apply. On a serious note. How did my original post contravene any rules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: On a serious note. How did my original post contravene any rules? Shut up you cold-hearted charmless fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Shut up you cold-hearted charmless fucking idiot. Bad dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: On a serious note. How did my original post contravene any rules? A well-worn legal principle asks what a hypothetical "reasonable person" would think. In this case, my own immediate thought was, "Nice paedo reference, subtle but unmistakable." QED, I'm afraid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: You've been warned. Let it go. Fuck off, you pathetic, whining, hypocritical piece of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 I'm genuinely quite sad to be witnessing the end of an era on this thread. It's been uncomfortable viewing from the get go, Frank in the role of a ponderous old lion, getting ripped to pieces by a pack of young cubs who represent the current future of the site. Nobody likes to see a former champion fade away whilst desperately attempting to cling on to past glories, so I sincerely hope that Frank doesn't return tonight to take part in his own Ali-Berbick 1981 embarrassment. Let it go you old cunt, you're finished here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank said: Skin, not batter.. silver fish skin, right up and in her fanny. I was going to award you a like today, such has been the guilt for assisting in your public shoeing yesterday. The problem is I can't find any comments worthy of liking. Can you submit something that'll make me laugh, other than photos of your designer-draped pipe cleaners? Apparently, you used to be good at it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: On a serious note. How did my original post contravene any rules? Stop whinging, you soppy cunt. What do you expect from a site that is owned by a virgin, and moderated, in the main, by a self opinionated old tart. On here you get what you don't pay for. On a lighter note, I've made it into Laos, and last night was rimmed for 2 hours, by a ladyboy. Paid 20,000 Laotian Kip (about £1- 80) for the privilege. It's a wonderful life. Vivre & fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Stop whinging, you soppy cunt. What do you expect from a site that is owned by a virgin, and moderated, in the main, by a self opinionated old tart. On here you get what you don't pay for. On a lighter note, I've made it into Laos, and last night was rimmed for 2 hours, by a ladyboy. Paid 20,000 Laotian Kip (about £1- 80) for the privilege. It's a wonderful life. Vivre & fuck off. Did he get ripped off, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm genuinely quite sad to be witnessing the end of an era on this thread. It's been uncomfortable viewing from the get go, Frank in the role of a ponderous old lion, getting ripped to pieces by a pack of young cubs who represent the current future of the site. Nobody likes to see a former champion fade away whilst desperately attempting to cling on to past glories, so I sincerely hope that Frank doesn't return tonight to take part in his own Ali-Berbick 1981 embarrassment. Let it go you old cunt, you're finished here. What's uncomfortable about that? I'm rather enjoying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Aside from the warning, I've also cancelled the three likes awarded for this inappropriate post. I will also add that I'm not impressed with the duplicitous sneak who awarded a like and reported the post at the same time. That was me ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: That was me ! lol. Duplicitous sneak and poof, she forgot poof and raging and fantasising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Alfred Noakes said: Duplicitous sneak and poof, she forgot poof and raging and fantasising. What the bollocks is your avatar now ? Is it a plate of sun-dried tomatoes fit for a simpering, vegan ponce ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: That was me ! lol. And that, as if it were needed, is proof positive that you’re a complete and utter fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: And that, as if it were needed, is proof positive that you’re a complete and utter fucking idiot. 🚁 Have you been helicopter spotting in your anorak this weekend? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: 🚁 Have you been helicopter spotting in your anorak this weekend? lol. Yet more proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm genuinely quite sad to be witnessing the end of an era on this thread. It's been uncomfortable viewing from the get go, Frank in the role of a ponderous old lion, getting ripped to pieces by a pack of young cubs who represent the current future of the site. Nobody likes to see a former champion fade away whilst desperately attempting to cling on to past glories, so I sincerely hope that Frank doesn't return tonight to take part in his own Ali-Berbick 1981 embarrassment. Let it go you old cunt, you're finished here. Not only is this funny, it’s right up your main competitors street. They’ve either run out of likes, or they’re protecting their position on the leaderboard. Either way, it’s an awful state of affairs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Not only is this funny, it’s right up your main competitors street. They’ve either run out of likes, or they’re protecting their position on the leaderboard. Either way, it’s an awful state of affairs. The oft repeated fallacy is that I only ever reach the dizzy heights of the top of the leaderboard after being topped up by members of the so-called clique. I can't remember the last time Bill or Bubble dished out more than six likes between them over the period of a week, everything I have is non-clique related. Eric and Wolfie are flying high, mainly due to a mutual reciprocation of likes exchanged during your complete destruction. I don't know what else I can do other than a exchange shit puns until 3am in the morning, humour gyppo, or beg those useless cunts from the clique to hold up their end of the bargain. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: The oft repeated fallacy is that I only ever reach the dizzy heights of the top of the leaderboard after being topped up by members of the so-called clique. I can't remember the last time Bill or Bubble dished out more than six likes between them over the period of a week, everything I have is non-clique related. Eric and Wolfie are flying high, mainly due to a mutual reciprocation of likes exchanged during your complete destruction. I don't know what else I can do other than a exchange shit puns until 3am in the morning, humour gyppo, or beg those useless cunts from the clique to hold up their end of the bargain. Shit. I wish I could say I was at a crossroads. I think my time has come, Decimus. Any advice you can give me now I’ll adhere to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: I wish I could say I was at a crossroads. I think my time has come, Decimus. Any advice you can give me now I’ll adhere to. For fucksake decs, tell him to kill himself. If you fluff this opportunity the rest of the corner will never forgive you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, scotty said: For fucksake decs, tell him to kill himself. If you fluff this opportunity the rest of the corner will never forgive you. I think we need to hold a referendum on whether the tiresome wanker should leave CC. All those in favour type aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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