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11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Superstars only, as I remember. And a certain spud-faced centre forward. 

'Superstars' was a brilliant programme. Cunts named Brian always seemed to win it. Brian Hooper and Brian Jacks several times each, oh yeah, that Jewish F1 driver Jody Scheckter got disqualified for putting sun oil on the soles of his trainers during the squat thrust.

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

'Superstars' was a brilliant programme. Cunts named Brian always seemed to win it. Brian Hooper and Brian Jacks several times each, oh yeah, that Jewish F1 driver Jody Scheckter got disqualified for putting sun oil on the soles of his trainers during the squat thrust.

Reported. Derailment.

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1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Shrekactly. He was infatuated with our elderly Coleener. 

Was that a typo for colon and our along the lines of the royal we? 

You're a businessman, Billy. If spud head had slapped a 4 inch stack of fifties on the table for a go on your starfish could you have refused and told your ladies to to do as you say not as you do? 

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8 hours ago, Goober said:

Was that a typo for colon and our along the lines of the royal we? 

You're a businessman, Billy. If spud head had slapped a 4 inch stack of fifties on the table for a go on your starfish could you have refused and told your ladies to to do as you say not as you do? 

A £50 note is 0.113mm thick, and 4 inches is 101mm, so 893 £50 notes or just about £45,000. Nowhere near enough for any red blooded brothel keeper. 

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11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

A £50 note is 0.113mm thick, and 4 inches is 101mm, so 893 £50 notes or just about £45,000. Nowhere near enough for any red blooded brothel keeper. 

That’s assuming only one punter per day. If there was a queue around the block it might be a different story. But it wouldn’t. Categorically not.

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On 19/06/2021 at 21:45, Stubby Pecker said:

Put a fucking sock in it you moaning Jewish kike shitcunt wanker

Oh dear, another blatant breaking of the rules. Not to worry......Mr Roops ain’t bothered.

On 19/06/2021 at 22:53, Dyslexic cnut said:

This ‘red triangle’ thing is getting a bit dull. Maybe a yellow star would be more suitable?

Oh definitely. Suckdick Khunt, Mr Roops, Dr Mengele.....what’s the difference already?

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8 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Oh dear, another blatant breaking of the rules. Not to worry......Mr Roops ain’t bothered.

Oh definitely. Suckdick Khunt, Mr Roops, Dr Mengele.....what’s the difference already?

Jews aren’t a race so verbally abusing you ain’t racism 

Choke to death on Passover matzoh fuckwit 

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I'll wager the circumference of Frank's waist is less than one of your calf muscles.

The circumference of his already scrawny neck will be significantly reduced if I ever get the opportunity to lock my hands around it.

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On 22/06/2021 at 09:21, Stubby Pecker said:

Jews aren’t a race so verbally abusing you ain’t racism 

Choke to death on Passover matzoh fuckwit 

Of course they are a race. Do you think the Nazis, the Peacefuls and the fucking Labour Party have always wanted to slaughter the cunts because they don’t like their religious practices?

Are you having a laugh mate? The “Longest Hatred” is more than two thousand years old and dates from even before the Jewish diaspora.

You ain’t very bright are you mate?

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On 25/06/2021 at 00:31, judgetwi said:

Of course they are a race. Do you think the Nazis, the Peacefuls and the fucking Labour Party have always wanted to slaughter the cunts because they don’t like their religious practices?

Are you having a laugh mate? The “Longest Hatred” is more than two thousand years old and dates from even before the Jewish diaspora.

You ain’t very bright are you mate?

No they’re not a race you knob head. Stick the swarthy cunts in an Arab get up and they’d be indistinguishable. Both sets also have massive noses, disgusting personal hygiene and a liking for little boys arseholes

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

No they’re not a race you knob head. Stick the swarthy cunts in an Arab get up and they’d be indistinguishable. Both sets also have massive noses, disgusting personal hygiene and a liking for little boys arseholes

Arabs rarely drive Volvos at 10 MPH everywhere, so they’re easily distinguishable to the trained eye.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Arabs rarely drive Volvos at 10 MPH everywhere, so they’re easily distinguishable to the trained eye.

Page after page after page of the half-baked king fucking billy. Get off my site, you stupid vermin little cunt.

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

No they’re not a race you knob head. Stick the swarthy cunts in an Arab get up and they’d be indistinguishable. Both sets also have massive noses, disgusting personal hygiene and a liking for little boys arseholes

So they are a race then? Just different clothes. Logic is not your strongpoint is it?

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59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I would have got into Couzens' car, says MP Jess Phillips

Yes, I'll bet you would, you fucking slag, but I somehow don't think you'd have been offered the chance.

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Precisely. Any rapist worth his salt would settle for a jar of warm chopped liver before attempting to abduct this fucking pigwitch.

 

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