Last Cunt Standing Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-46426300 I imagine it’s a bit of a Cunt. It’s in no way related to this; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Raspberry_Blower_of_Old_London_Town Unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-46426300 I imagine it’s a bit of a Cunt. You would probably shag the bag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You would probably shag the bag... Don’t tell me - Stoma bags are banned in your golf club. Get fucked you sad little poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-46426300 I imagine it’s a bit of a Cunt. It’s in no way related to this; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Raspberry_Blower_of_Old_London_Town Unfortunately. It said she was 'Frank'. I thought "bloody hell, really"? But then it said she is 'informed, funny and focussed on breaking down taboos'. Then I realised it wasn't the bald, cancerous cunt we know and hate. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Mongo suffers from Phantom Brain Syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Is she still up for a bit of anal? The bonus being, I won't need to scrape the remnants of yesterday's lasagne from my frenulum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Rev said: Is she still up for a bit of anal? The bonus being, I won't need to scrape the remnants of yesterday's lasagne from my frenulum. Your delicately nuanced prose is second to none, Rev. Ever thought of writing children's books? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Sounds very similar to phantom balls and phantom cock which I believe Frank suffers from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 ...and I reckon Pen suffers from phantom loo seat. She thinks she's sitting on the bog so takes a piss but in reality she's standing in the checkout queue in Farmfoods. The incontinent old hag. Do i win £5? Actually, make that a Tena. LoL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 What a load of “grand standing” and attention seeking rubbish from a person who walks around whiffing of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Colostomy is not my bag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 43 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: What a load of “grand standing” and attention seeking rubbish from a person who walks around whiffing of shit. Ah, Grandstand. Life seemed much less angsty then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ah, Grandstand. Life seemed much less angsty then. The real GRANDSTAND was always in black & white on a 405 lines television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 12 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: You would probably shag the bag... I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: What a load of “grand standing” and attention seeking rubbish from a person who walks around whiffing of shit. You'd never get into my golf club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your delicately nuanced prose is second to none, Rev. Ever thought of writing children's books? Alas, those cunts at Hodder & Stoughton have already rejected my Noddy Goes Dogging trilogy. I'm beside myself with grief...or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, Rev said: Alas, those cunts at Hodder & Stoughton have already rejected my Noddy Goes Dogging trilogy. I'm beside myself with grief...or something. You might have better luck with Snipcock & Tweed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 13 minutes ago, Rev said: Alas, those cunts at Hodder & Stoughton have already rejected my Noddy Goes Dogging trilogy. I'm beside myself with grief...or something. If you’ll forgive the editorial note, Rev, surely Big Ears was the natural born dogger - those dodgy trousers and beard have him ringed as probable perv to parents everywhere. Besides, Noddy’s car has no back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 24 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If you’ll forgive the editorial note, Rev, surely Big Ears was the natural born dogger - those dodgy trousers and beard have him ringed as probable perv to parents everywhere. Besides, Noddy’s car has no back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-46426300 I imagine it’s a bit of a Cunt. It’s in no way related to this; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Raspberry_Blower_of_Old_London_Town Unfortunately. In Hannah Witton's case, tragic. Tits like those and the distraction of the bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Someone sneaked this headline past The Beeb’s Uncle Jimmy unit I see. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-46481808/the-photographer-who-puts-disabled-and-severely-ill-children-in-fantasy-scenes Disgraceful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/6/2018 at 9:14 PM, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-46426300 I imagine it’s a bit of a Cunt. It’s in no way related to this; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Raspberry_Blower_of_Old_London_Town Unfortunately. The medical conditions requiring use of a urine bag or faeces bag are morbid with recurring infections and depressing implications for mobility and lifestyle. It's certainly not a joke or an issue that can be dealt with in this manner. Sluuuurp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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