Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: No, I live on 57, Baked Bean Avenue. I’m suprised you didn’t know. Panzer's been quiet lately, at this point he would normally intervene with a hilarious quip regarding Mrs Ape beating you with a bloo-funder RC remote antenna because you forgot to put all the baked bean tins in the recycling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Panzer's been quiet lately, at this point he would normally intervene with a hilarious quip regarding Mrs Ape beating you with a bloo-funder RC remote antenna because you forgot to put all the baked bean tins in the recycling. Would it be Panz or Punky to add the ever hilarious Tesco value brand detail? They're both cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Would it be Panz or Punky to add the ever hilarious Tesco value brand detail? They're both cunts! Definitely punky, Panzer tends to do the domestic violence bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Definitely punky, Panzer tends to do the domestic violence bits. A bit hypocritical coming from a chronically unemployable, social parasite drunken mick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Compo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 The Police are to busy wanking themselves of over motorists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: The Police are to busy wanking themselves of over motorists. Punkape, is now going to spend the remainder of Christmas Eve, driving around in his Nissan almera, looking for policemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Punkape, is now going to spend the remainder of Christmas Eve, driving around in his Nissan almera, looking for policemen. Of course, he'll settle for any homo clad in leather and carrying phallic shaped objects and are oiled up already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: No, I live on 57, Baked Bean Avenue. I’m suprised you didn’t know. At least you have the right kind of "variety" which more than can be said for @Witheredscrote & @Earl of Punkape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: At least you have the right kind of "variety" which more than can be said for @Witheredscrote & @Earl of Punkape. I expect the subtlety of this address was completely lost on the cretin combo. Pair of fucking idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I expect the subtlety of this address was completely lost on the cretin combo. Pair of fucking idiots. They've got precisely zero fucking imagination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They've got precisely zero fucking imagination. You have to work within their limitations, Baws. Does Tesco's not have a generic brand carrying their name? The pair of them couldn't afford a can of Heinze if they sold every last drop of blood in their AIDS ravaged cadavers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You have to work within their limitations, Baws. Does Tesco's not have a generic brand carrying their name? The pair of them couldn't afford a can of Heinze if they sold every last drop of blood in their AIDS ravaged cadavers. The original and best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: Compo!! Clegg!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 48 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Of course, he'll settle for any homo clad in leather and carrying phallic shaped objects and are oiled up already. So that's what you're up to tonight, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So that's what you're up to tonight, eh? No, my missus and I are hunting for pikeys to run down then dump their bodies in a fucking bog, along with a cunt who plays at being a piss stenched bird overdue for a violent murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: No, my missus and I are hunting for pikeys to run down then dump their bodies in a fucking bog, along with a cunt who plays at being a piss stenched bird overdue for a violent murder. Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good luck with that. No luck needed. Stupid pikeys slither and skulk around unrelentingly. Already got two of the cunts. Night is early yet... ..and to all a good night! LOL Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: No luck needed. Stupid pikeys slither and skulk around unrelentingly. Already got two of the cunts. Night is early yet... ..and to all a good night! LOL Fuck off! Merry Christmas you filthy animal And a happy new year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Merry Christmas you filthy animal And a happy new year That's a total of five in the bogs, Gyps. Bested last year by one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46691846 I see LGW is being sold off to our French cousins. Interesting timing, non? No doubt this deal was months in the preparation, but le drone might have been the coup de grace. Clever bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Technically, if it looks the same back to front, it's a palindrone. Burn in hell MikeD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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