Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 I'll be going to Christmas Mass and the Church will be packed with attendees celebrating Christian fellowship. Everyone in the country should regularly attend some form of Christian worship or be outed as heathens or atheists.When whole swathes of out country are being subjected to Islamisation and secularism it is vital that people support our Christian way of life and heritage.Attending Church also helps in the just fight against homosexuality and AIDS and other STD’s. Critics of Christian teaching and way of life are effectively signing a pact with Lucifer and should be harassed and persecuted. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 What are your views on bestiality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: ... or be outed as heathens or atheists. "Outed" - interesting choice of word, you awful fucking cockgoblin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: "Outed" - interesting choice of word, you awful fucking cockgoblin. Come on baws, finish this cunt. It'll be worth 48 in the cooler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 The hypocrisy of a catholic posting such biggoted and xenophobic shite on here and going to church beggars belief. Let's hope god sends an angel to take you to him soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 It’s nice to see that Pukeape’s loyal disciple, Saint Withers the sycophant, has deemed to “like” this predictable and thoroughly fucking shit nom. What a fucking pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Christmas is already shit enough, being forced to socialise with "loved ones" who you can't fucking stand, spending your hard earned money to appease the cunts who you won't see for another fucking year, pretending to be excited about every fucking pair of socks that come your way - I fucking hate it. Any cunt adding the burden of going to some musty old church filled with lonely, piss smelling old people who are only there because they're desperate for social interaction to listen to some cunt in a dress prattle on about his chosen version of the story of some fucker getting nailed to a cross two thousand years ago and trying to claim it was all part of the plan is just a fucking sadist. I blame Charles Dickens - the goatee sporting Victorian twat - before he released A Christmas Carol it was quietly dying out as a mainstream event. Ebenezer Scrooge would have been a far better character if he'd just told the ghosts to fuck off, exploited a destitute widow into marrying him in return for forgetting her debts owed to him and fathered Jack the Ripper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Fuck off Punkers,the catholic church is a fucking scam and hides a multitude of sins.If there is a god then you lot are in for eternal arse fucking when you die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 I've already mentioned my family's attendance at church over the festive period. It's amazing how much lead and copper that can be hidden under an angel costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: It’s nice to see that Pukeape’s loyal disciple, Saint Withers the sycophant, has deemed to “like” this predictable and thoroughly fucking shit nom. What a fucking pair. Billy No Mates. Did you stand in the corner of the playground with a broken balsa wood glider? lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've already mentioned my family's attendance at church over the festive period. It's amazing how much lead and copper that can be hidden under an angel costume... ....and I bet there's not much left in the collection plate once your mob have been at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, scotty said: ....and I bet there's not much left in the collection plate once your mob have been at it. And then its back to the wagons to split up the loot, and sit down to a lovely 3 bird roast, well, a badger with 2 hedgehogs up its arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Billy No Mates. Did you stand in the corner of the playground with a broken balsa wood glider? lol Fuck off. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: And then its back to the wagons to split up the loot, and sit down to a lovely 3 bird roast, well, a badger with 2 hedgehogs up its arse. It's all in my book "Camberwell's Christmas dinners". Chapter 12 Canadian Geese a la apple. All you need is a local park, sack or over coat draped over your arm and a couple of slices of mother's pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: Fuck off Punkers,the catholic church is a fucking scam and hides a multitude of sins.If there is a god then you lot are in for eternal arse fucking when you die The Catholic Church is the foundation and fulcrum for civilised western society and all that it has achieved. Perhaps you think an Islamic, totalitarian or Communist society would have achieved similar progress.... Your nihilistic and perverted outlook has paved the way for transgenderism, Veganism and homosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's all in my book "Camberwell's Christmas dinners". Chapter 12 Canadian Geese a la apple. All you need is a local park, sack or over coat draped over your arm and a couple of slices of mother's pride. Arthur Boyt thinks Dickson Wright is talking good gastronomic sense. He has been eating badger most of his life: he stewed up a piece of back meat with the animal's genitals for supper last Thursday. "Dog, especially labrador, is my favourite, but badger makes a pretty good meal." Boyt, a 73-year-old former civil servant and scientist, does not kill animals. All his free meat comes from the roads around his home on Bodmin Moor. "I'm against the cull," he said, "but it would be ridiculous not to use the dead badgers. I've eaten badger for 55 years and I certainly haven't got TB. As with all meat you just make sure you cook it long and hot enough to kill any bugs." A badger will make a meal for two, says Boyt, though his wife Sue is a vegetarian. So he often shares the animal with his son and daughter-in-law, who comes from Papua and is used to eating "maggots and grubs." Boyt's favourite part of the animal is the head: "There's five tastes and textures in there, including the tongue, the eyeballs, the muscle … The salivary glands taste quite different. And of course, the brain. You get that by putting a teaspoon in the hole in the back and rooting around." To a modern cook, eating badger might sound like a terrible idea, but people who grew up in rural Britain during the second world war remember eating it and there are historic recipes for it from across Europe. lol. fao @Roadkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Catholic Church is the foundation and fulcrum for civilised western society and all that it has achieved. Perhaps you think an Islamic, totalitarian or Communist society would have achieved similar progress.... Your nihilistic and perverted outlook has paved the way for transgenderism, Veganism and homosexuality. And your point is?...............Oh yes, none! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 25 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: And your point is?...............Oh yes, none! What’s your point Noakes? Your failure to embrace Christianity typifies the degeneration of British society with its squalid morality.and ponces like yourself voicing their irreligious opinions and promoting cunts like Elton John and David Beckham as role models. You’re a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s your point Noakes? Your failure to embrace Christianity typifies the degeneration of British society with its squalid morality.and ponces like yourself voicing their irreligious opinions and promoting cunts like Elton John and David Beckham as role models. You’re a fucking disgrace. Take your ridiculous religious beliefs and shove them up your fucking arse. I’d have thought even a certified wanker like you would have realised, by now, that absolutely nobody on this site gives a flying fuck about your sky fairy delusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Take your ridiculous religious beliefs and shove them up your fucking arse. I’d have thought even a certified wanker like you would have realised, by now, that absolutely nobody on this site gives a flying fuck about your sky fairy delusion. Buffoons like you typify the moral decay in our society with your cheapest is best mantra,ridiculous hobby and perpetual celebration of your own ignorance. You should attend Church over Christmas and thank God for you limited existence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s your point Noakes? Your failure to embrace Christianity typifies the degeneration of British society with its squalid morality.and ponces like yourself voicing their irreligious opinions and promoting cunts like Elton John and David Beckham as role models. You’re a fucking disgrace. A ponce??? I pay my fucking taxes, a lot of them. I do not promote either as role models you irrelevant little manoclinus intersexual shit stabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cunts like you typify the moral decay in our society with your cheapest is best mantra,ridiculous hobby and perpetual celebration of your own ignorance. You should attend Church over Christmas and thank God for you limited existence.... I’d thank any god that could limit you [sic] existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: A ponce??? I pay my fucking taxes, a lot of them. I do not promote either as role models you irrelevant little manoclinus intersexual shit stabber. You don’t pay your dues to God or the Church which created the wealth,riches and stability we have today. You should be retrospectively fined for your moral discrepancies and punished for constantly undermining Catholic doctrine.I suspect that an association with immoral couterparties has corrupted your inner soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Pissy err Punkape did you go to Nicobar for Christmas around 2011/2012? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s your point Noakes? Your failure to embrace Christianity typifies the degeneration of British society with its squalid morality.and ponces like yourself voicing their irreligious opinions and promoting cunts like Elton John and David Beckham as role models. You’re a fucking disgrace. Fucking right. Elton John can't play football and Beckham is a shit piano player. Actually, it's the other way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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