Jiggerycock Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Staright out of the Pen book of 'BBC news website, cut 'n paste, twit nominations' but take a look at this pile of big dog's cock: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48182060 It's a fashion event (which should set the alarm bells ringing when it comes to a Gathering of the Cunts) but this year's theme was 'Camp'. So basically an excuse, if one were needed, for the biggest show offs on the planet to squeeze, nip, flatten and knead themselves into the most excruciatingly uncomfortable (physically, aesthetically and socially) outfits, whilst applying make up (sometimes without the use of a trowel) that Vivienne Westwood might consider a bit OTT. Walking , bresthing, sentient cliche Lady (!) Gaga was front and centre for this wankfest, naturally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 It's a shame Katy Perry weren't hanging from a fucking chandelier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Staright out of the Pen book of 'BBC news website, cut 'n paste, twit nominations' but take a look at this pile of big dog's cock: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48182060 It's a fashion event (which should set the alarm bells ringing when it comes to a Gathering of the Cunts) but this year's theme was 'Camp'. So basically an excuse, if one were needed, for the biggest show offs on the planet to squeeze, nip, flatten and knead themselves into the most excruciatingly uncomfortable (physically, aesthetically and socially) outfits, whilst applying make up (sometimes without the use of a trowel) that Vivienne Westwood might consider a bit OTT. Walking , bresthing, sentient cliche Lady (!) Gaga was front and centre for this wankfest, naturally. Half the world undernourished, and these self indulgent cunts fucking breathe oxygen. If ever there were a time and place for some rag headed, backpacking cunt to run into a room shouting ' Allahu Akbar' this was it. I want them dead (with thanks to Rev) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Staright out of the Pen book of 'BBC news website, cut 'n paste, twit nominations' but take a look at this pile of big dog's cock: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48182060 It's a fashion event (which should set the alarm bells ringing when it comes to a Gathering of the Cunts) but this year's theme was 'Camp'. So basically an excuse, if one were needed, for the biggest show offs on the planet to squeeze, nip, flatten and knead themselves into the most excruciatingly uncomfortable (physically, aesthetically and socially) outfits, whilst applying make up (sometimes without the use of a trowel) that Vivienne Westwood might consider a bit OTT. Walking , bresthing, sentient cliche Lady (!) Gaga was front and centre for this wankfest, naturally. This is straight out of the Jiggerycock cut n paste twit nominations .. you need to have confidence in your own nominations cockerytwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, The Guard said: This is straight out of the Jiggerycock cut n paste twit nominations .. you need to have confidence in your own nominations cockerytwit I do / did, thus my few lines of explanatory text. ...as opposed to the 'constipated mathematician' approach of readers having to work it out for themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I do / did, thus my few lines of explanatory text. ...as opposed to the 'constipated mathematician' approach of readers having to work it out for themselves Useless as the cunts can't read or comprehend numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, The Guard said: This is straight out of the Jiggerycock cut n paste twit nominations .. you need to have confidence in your own nominations cockerytwit 41 minutes ago, The Guard said: This is straight out of the Jiggerycock cut n paste twit nominations .. you need to have confidence in your own nominations cockerytwit It is a strong nom, cunting a bunch of cunts. So kindly shut the fuck up, and stop trying to derail it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It is a strong nom, cunting a bunch of cunts. So kindly shut the fuck up, and stop trying to derail it. Get fucked. It derailed itself in the first sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 On 07/05/2019 at 09:19, camberwell gypsy said: It's a shame Katy Perry weren't hanging from a fucking chandelier Or from the end of my cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 I saw a pic of Harry Styles,what an absolute fucking bell-end.He is now at the top of my 'Please kill yourself' list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Neil said: I saw a pic of Harry Styles,what an absolut fucking bell-end.He is now at the top of my 'Please kill yourself' list He comes from Holmes Chapel so what can you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: I saw a pic of Harry Styles,what an absolute fucking bell-end.He is now at the top of my 'Please kill yourself' list Epitome of the pin-up boy for metrosexual males everywhere - and thus, yes, an absolute fucking bell-end. I hate him more than I hate fascism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: I saw a pic of Harry Styles,what an absolute fucking bell-end.He is now at the top of my 'Please kill yourself' list Caroline Flack clearly had a soft spot for him Neil. Taught him more tricks than Paul Daniels by all accounts. Since he’s moved through Taylor Swift and a bevy of Victoria’s Secret models and nubile actresses. So I second your motion for suicide, but only after we all get a look at his iPhone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 On 07/05/2019 at 05:24, Witheredscrote said: It is a strong nom, cunting a bunch of cunts. So kindly shut the fuck up, and stop trying to derail it. A few more posts like this, I'll have to start giving you likes again. Good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Anna Wintour certainly knows an awful lot of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 58 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: A few more posts like this, I'll have to start giving you likes again. Good work! I don't give a fuck what you do. Piss off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: A few more posts like this, I'll have to start giving you likes again. Good work! Give him another 2476 likes and the shit fucking cunt will be back to where he started before I quite rightly grassed him. Withers, fuck off. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I don't give a fuck what you do. Piss off. Poor Withers, your only friend is Eddie, an equally mental defective to yourself, and one of only two sources of likes...the other being Pen. Why you continue to log in after falling so far is a mystery. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Caroline Flack clearly had a soft spot for him Neil. Taught him more tricks than Paul Daniels by all accounts. Since he’s moved through Taylor Swift and a bevy of Victoria’s Secret models and nubile actresses. So I second your motion for suicide, but only after we all get a look at his iPhone. She's got a soft spot for anyone famous the freeloading fucking slagpipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Poor Withers, your only friend is Eddie, an equally mental defective to yourself, and one of only two sources of likes...the other being Pen. Why you continue to log in after falling so far is a mystery. Fuck off. Is the Pen ID still persisting with its campaign of relentless fucking drivel? I've been blissfully unaware since I blocked it. Give yourself an early Christmas present by doing the same, I promise you that you won't regret it. @The Guard, if you're reading this, I promise you it won't be long until I've persuaded most people on here to block you. You've then got two options as far as I can tell. You can either open your front door for the first time in seven years and go outside, hopefully getting instantly hit by a bus. Or you can persist in churning out unprecedented levels of shit on here that no one will ever read. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 21 hours ago, Decimus said: Give him another 2476 likes and the shit fucking cunt will be back to where he started before I quite rightly grassed him. Withers, fuck off. Lol. Another 2476 likes suggests Withers was once an OK commenter. Why is he so drastically shit nowadays? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Another 2476 likes suggests Withers was once an OK commenter. Why is he so drastically shit nowadays? He just used one of his sock puppets to give him likes - he’s always been drastically shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 53 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Another 2476 likes suggests Withers was once an OK commenter. Why is he so drastically shit nowadays? Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Cancer I always had you down as a Capricorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I always had you down as a Capricorn. You shouldn't make light of ill health Bawsey. Look at what has happened to Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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