colonelkurtz Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 .... the " business woman and campaigner" ... yea - right - whatever . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: .... the " business woman and campaigner" ... yea - right - whatever . Long John Golddigger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 She's had such a lame career of hopping from one lawsuit to the next without a leg to stand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 If she wins she's going to buy a plane.......and for the other leg a shoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: If she wins she's going to buy a plane.......and for the other leg a shoe I bet you like 'em when they can't run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 If she had any sense of humour at all she'd change her name to Mrs Spigot and audition for the role of Tarzan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 Or maybe just start calling herself Eileen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: She's had such a lame career of hopping from one lawsuit to the next without a leg to stand on. She's always had a least one leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, scotty said: If she had any sense of humour at all she'd change her name to Mrs Spigot and audition for the role of Tarzan. I've got nothing against your right leg, it's the rest of you I despise, you gold digging vile cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I've got nothing against your right leg, it's the rest of you I despise, you gold digging vile cunt. Episode Six; Tarzan becomes Nairobi's leading amputee prostitute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Glowworm said: She's always had a least one leg. Has she got a glass leg or a wooden eye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Has she got a glass leg or a wooden eye? Just a big fat geordie gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 I reckon to celebrate she's going to go out for a drink and get drunk...........I mean absolutely legless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 For the world's richest and most famous songwriting duo, Lennon and McCartney really did have the most awful fucking taste in women. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: For the world's richest and most famous songwriting duo, Lennon and McCartney really did have the most awful fucking taste in women. Linda McCartney; quorn but not forgotten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: For the world's richest and most famous songwriting duo, Lennon and McCartney really did have the most awful fucking taste in women. Mark Chapman, not one stray bullet for the Nip. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: For the world's richest and most famous songwriting duo, Lennon and McCartney really did have the most awful fucking taste in women. The drugs must have been terrific if they made their procession of munters look palatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Linda McCartney; quorn but not forgotten. too funny for this site CW. Leave by the nearest exit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 42 minutes ago, scotty said: The drugs must have been terrific if they made their procession of munters look palatable. anagram of Heather Mills: He'll ream shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: anagram of Heather Mills: He'll ream shit Ms Hale Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ms Hale Hitler I'm Rat's hell eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm Rat's hell eh? Shit arse hell m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Heather Mills Compo .. is she going to replace Bill Owen in a new series of The Last Of The Summer Wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: For the world's richest and most famous songwriting duo, Lennon and McCartney really did have the most awful fucking taste in women. Absolutely. I was actually discussing this with a friend not so long ago. With all the fanny in the world at their command, John goes for an absolutely fucking batshit slanter, whose autobiography will end up being written in her own shit and menstrual blood; and Paul Mc-fuckwit-Cartney settles for some ropy kale-weaving livestock-bothering yank with all the charm and charisma of Andy Murray losing at scrabble. Baffling as all fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Lennon was a strange fucker some cunt shot him to ruin his track record of being with ugly cunt women McCartney had a love of animals particularly horses which explains why every woman he’s married resembled a wonky donkey.. If heather Mills was a horse they would of shot the cunt with only one peg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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