Neil Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Just got accosted by some cunt as I tried to leave the shop,I was quite prepared to offer him the change I'd just got from a 20 quid note but oh no,not acceptable."Sorry sir,I can't accept cash but if you could set up a monthly direct debit payment to keep the air ambulance flying that would be great"..I bet it fucking would mate but if you wont take my change you can get fucked you ungrateful whirly bird cunt. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Neil said: Just got accosted by some cunt as I tried to leave the shop,I was quite prepared to offer him the change I'd just got from a 20 quid note but oh no,not acceptable."Sorry sir,I can't accept cash but if you could set up a monthly direct debit payment to keep the air ambulance flying that would be great"..I bet it fucking would mate but if you wont take my change you can get fucked you ungrateful whirly bird cunt. Fucking charities these days... I'm sure all of the donation buckets left around are just a scam by the fucking shop owners at this point - I've never seen some cunt with an ID show up to empty them, but they're never fucking full. It'll be tramps next "Sorry, mate, but I can't take change, could you just fill in this form and set up a direct debit payment?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Was accosted once by one of these cunts. Told them that I give (the sum) monthly to a childrens heart hospital that looked after my late granddaughter, and couldn't afford anymore. To which the cunt replied "how about changing that and give half to my charity". I swear, I could have driven my fist into his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Just got accosted by some cunt as I tried to leave the shop,I was quite prepared to offer him the change I'd just got from a 20 quid note but oh no,not acceptable."Sorry sir,I can't accept cash but if you could set up a monthly direct debit payment to keep the air ambulance flying that would be great"..I bet it fucking would mate but if you wont take my change you can get fucked you ungrateful whirly bird cunt. Pay up Neil, I’m only halfway through the two parts of Harry Potter and the cursed child, I am fighting the urge to cut my wrists so may need that air ambulance, although I do have my Learjet to fall back on.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Fucking hell, well done, Neil, you stupid fat cunt. Cue five pages of Punkape and Withers banging on about balsa wood. @Witheredscrote and @Earl of Punkape fuck right off you pair of tedious, one-trick fucking spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Plasticard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, well done, Neil, you stupid fat cunt. Cue five pages of Punkape and Withers banging on about balsa wood. @Witheredscrote and @Earl of Punkape fuck right off you pair of tedious, one-trick fucking spastics. I will not bang on about balsa wood, but would just like to say any country that relies on public donations to keep an air ambulance in service, is a 3rd World shithole. You wouldn't be allowed in our helicopters. Vive that cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 Gaypes' little trousers will be twitching all over the place when he spots this nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 I see thicko plods are complaining about graduates becoming detectives in 12 weeks. Well three things to note: Post qualification CPD. They will be paired with experienced detectives They are far cleverer than plods and know how to use a computer for things other than streaming porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was accosted once by one of these cunts. Told them that I give (the sum) monthly to a childrens heart hospital that looked after my late granddaughter, and couldn't afford anymore. To which the cunt replied "how about changing that and give half to my charity". I swear, I could have driven my fist into his face. You should have done so. I don’t think there’s a jury in the land that would convict a ‘travelling person’ of punching a charity worker in the face, in the street. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: You should have done so. I don’t think there’s a jury in the land that would convict a ‘travelling person’ of punching a charity worker in the face, in the street. lol If he had a collection tin with him I fucking would have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was accosted once by one of these cunts. Told them that I give (the sum) monthly to a childrens heart hospital that looked after my late granddaughter, and couldn't afford anymore. To which the cunt replied "how about changing that and give half to my charity". I swear, I could have driven my fist into his face. What a despicable piece of fucking shit, let's hope he found a large lump when he got home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: What a despicable piece of fucking shit, let's hope he found a large lump when he got home. in that his fat psychopathic wife was waiting for him.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: in that his fat psychopathic wife was waiting for him.. What happened when the Jew who had grown a huge erection after watching videos of Palestinian babies being killed walked into a wall? He broke his nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: What happened when the Jew who had grown a huge erection after watching videos of Palestinian babies being killed walked into a wall? He broke his nose. quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 These days a lot of charities use paid chuggers who work for chugging companies and are paid a bonus on the amount that they manage to con out of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: What happened when the Jew who had grown a huge erection after watching videos of Palestinian babies being killed walked into a wall? He broke his nose. Reported for abuse to walls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 https://ibb.co/sHNM76z awful seats awful play... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 12 hours ago, ratcum said: quality Tottenham vs Bayern the other week I never thought I'd say this but the Germans are murdering the Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Glowworm said: These days a lot of charities use paid chuggers who work for chugging companies and are paid a bonus on the amount that they manage to con out of people. Chuggers are a pain in the arse. But the worse are the ones who knock on doors. They should be banned. I've got a notice on my door basically saying "don't knock" if you're selling, religious groups, charities etc. This gives me a good excuse to let rip on any cunt that still knocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Chuggers are a pain in the arse. But the worse are the ones who knock on doors. They should be banned. I've got a notice on my door basically saying "don't knock" if you're selling, religious groups, charities etc. This gives me a good excuse to let rip on any cunt that still knocks. The worst are the cunts who knock trying to sell ‘lucky heather’ and fucking clothes pegs. I don’t know anyone who needs clothes pegs delivered to their door. ‘ Travelluggers’ I call them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: The worst are the cunts who knock trying to sell ‘lucky heather’ and fucking clothes pegs. I don’t know anyone who needs clothes pegs delivered to their door. ‘ Travelluggers’ I call them. I totally agree. I run a mail order company to sell my pegs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tottenham vs Bayern the other week I never thought I'd say this but the Germans are murdering the Jews. God bless you Stub. If you were a bloke, I'd turn into a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Pilots are fucking cunts. Tell the derelicts to fuck off and do some real fucking work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 On 09/10/2019 at 17:23, camberwell gypsy said: Was accosted once by one of these cunts. Told them that I give (the sum) monthly to a childrens heart hospital that looked after my late granddaughter, and couldn't afford anymore. To which the cunt replied "how about changing that and give half to my charity". I swear, I could have driven my fist into his face. Tell it to the marines. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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