ratcum Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: He may be in a platonic relationship with the Moose...that’s OK. happy to discuss Prince Andrew's nipples with you Punk. Despite his patronage of a semite's paedo pleasure palace, I think those firm buds could satisfy a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: happy to discuss Prince Andrew's nipples with you Punk. Despite his patronage of a semite's paedo pleasure palace, I think those firm buds could satisfy a cunt. The moose or elk, Alces alces, is a member of the New World deer subfamily and is the largest and heaviest extant species in the deer family. Moose are distinguished by the broad, palmate antlers of the males; other members of the deer family have antlers with a dendritic configuration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The moose or elk, Alces alces, is a member of the New World deer subfamily and is the largest and heaviest extant species in the deer family. Moose are distinguished by the broad, palmate antlers of the males; other members of the deer family have antlers with a dendritic configuration. Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, aboot.....your arsehole. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The moose or elk, Alces alces, is a member of the New World deer subfamily and is the largest and heaviest extant species in the deer family. Moose are distinguished by the broad, palmate antlers of the males; other members of the deer family have antlers with a dendritic configuration. You’ve copied this text straight from an Amazon item description, you fucking wanker. https://www.amazon.com/Collectible-Wildlife-Gifts-Moose-Figure/dp/B07H7CPGLB 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, aboot.....your arsehole. Lol Fuck off. I’ve been driving around and around the West End and City in my old ‘98 Continental R for the past 6 months or so, thinking about nothing much at all. Last week I had an episode where I challenged an Uber driver.. a disorientated black beard, to fisticuffs. I can’t stand myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, aboot.....your arsehole. Lol Fuck off. fuckin hell Dec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, ©Frank said: I’ve been driving around and around the West End and City in my old ‘98 Continental R for the past 6 months or so Is your old man in the boot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Is your old man in the boot? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 Just now, ©Frank said: No. Hoots mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, ©Frank said: I’ve been driving around and around the West End and City in my old ‘98 Continental R for the past 6 months or so, thinking about nothing much at all. Last week I had an episode where I challenged an Uber driver.. a disoriented black beard, to fisticuffs. I can’t stand myself. you'd have a classic Citroen DS surely Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, ©Frank said: I’ve been driving around and around the West End and City in my old ‘98 Continental R for the past 6 months or so, thinking about nothing much at all. Last week I had an episode where I challenged an Uber driver.. a disorientated black beard, to fisticuffs. I can’t stand myself. I don’t know if this will help you or not, but I can’t stand you either. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ape said: I don’t know if this will help you or not, but I can’t stand you either. Good evening Ape .. how have things been with you today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 18 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Good evening Ape .. how have things been with you today? quiet tonight eh P? Ever been on a Hoseasons holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, aboot.....your arsehole. Lol Fuck off. It's surely. Hoots mon, Withers fucked a Goose, and like an empty headlock Punkers sphincter's loose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, ©Frank said: Altered quote removed Dear me. Edited November 20, 2019 by Mrs Roops Do not Alter Quotes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: you'd have a classic Citroen DS surely Frank? More like a Continental STD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: Good evening Ape .. how have things been with you today? I've recently noticed that you're back to posting an excessive volume of shite again, Pen. I'll take it that coming winter months will see you venturing out even less, and this trend shall no doubt continue till spring. Get yourself a fucking hobby, read something other than the Daily fucking Mail, and wind your fucking neck in... You gin soaked old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 3 hours ago, ©Frank said: I’ve been driving around and around the West End and City in my old ‘98 Continental R for the past 6 months or so, thinking about nothing much at all. Last week I had an episode where I challenged an Uber driver.. a disorientated black beard, to fisticuffs. I can’t stand myself. What about the congestion charge? (Sorry, they call it the low emissions charge now so Suckdick can say he is saving the planet instead of ripping the arse out of the back of our strides) Fuck me, you must be really rich Frank. (Exactly the bullshit the wanker was trying to convey in the first place) Yeah......really rich (Judge rolls his eyes in unquestioning admiration of the sophisticated international playboy Frank.) Fuck me, I wish I was as clever and rich as you Frank. So you told one of our foreign, imported Uber friends to fuck off and he shat himself and ran away? That’s hardly surprising when you consider that he is a follower of the peaceful religion Frank. I know rich people like you think you can order the poor about but that borders on bullying if you don’t mind me saying. I’ll tell you what Frank, i’ll get to the point. Why don’t you fuck off and bore somebody else with your hopeless fantasies you two bob sack of shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: What about the congestion charge? (Sorry, they call it the low emissions charge now so Suckdick can say he is saving the planet instead of ripping the arse out of the back of our strides) Fuck me, you must be really rich Frank. (Exactly the bullshit the wanker was trying to convey in the first place) Yeah......really rich (Judge rolls his eyes in unquestioning admiration of the sophisticated international playboy Frank.) Fuck me, I wish I was as clever and rich as you Frank. So you told one of our foreign, imported Uber friends to fuck off and he shat himself and ran away? That’s hardly surprising when you consider that he is a follower of the peaceful religion Frank. I know rich people like you think you can order the poor about but that borders on bullying if you don’t mind me saying. I’ll tell you what Frank, i’ll get to the point. Why don’t you fuck off and bore somebody else with your hopeless fantasies you two bob sack of shit? The final 6 words of this post would have been sufficient Judge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 New definition of “Fergie Time”. His dirty slag of an ex-wife bleating on about this “man of honour” and his “unquestionable integrity.” Yeah, he’s fucked now bitch. Go and find some other rich mug you can suck the money out of. What a fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ll tell you what Frank, i’ll get to the point. Why don’t you fuck off and bore somebody else with your hopeless fantasies you two bob sack of shit? I've been looking at a 1991 Mercedes-Benz 500 SL Judge .. have you any thoughts, are they a good car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ll tell you what Frank, i’ll get to the point. Why don’t you fuck off and bore somebody else with your hopeless fantasies you two bob sack of shit? He's a redundant old cunt who refuses to update his alternative comedy scene poor, man's Alexei Sayle act. I've seen two week old dog shit that's fresher than his recent rambling performances. What a fucking shambles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 9 hours ago, ratcum said: quiet tonight eh P? Ever been on a Hoseasons holiday? Are you sweating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: I've been looking at a 1991 Mercedes-Benz 500 SL Judge .. have you any thoughts, are they a good car? Perfect for someone who claims to be almost blind. If you’re taking it for a test drive I suggest the fastest and busiest road in the area, preferably with a sheer drop onto jagged rocks on the side.And don’t forget to make sure it drives smoothly at maximum speed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you have a nice Moose ? Noakes married one of these....perfect for you too.... lol. Actually fuckwit, they're called Elk and they used to live here. If I had my way I'd put all Catholics up against a wall and shoot them. Next in line would be the Royal Family, hereditary toffs, the prison population, druggies etc etc ie all the useless sponging scum bags of this world. The remains would be fed through a wood-chipper into the North Sea so we could all dine on bumper sized cod for years to come. I would deal personally with you however. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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