Earl of Punkape Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 The prominent pro-Remain lawyer Jolyon Maugham QC announced that he battered a fox to death on Boxing Day morning with a baseball bat.A bizarre move for a professional and public figure.....why not announce you fed the creature live through a bark-chipper instead? Wearing his wife’s silky kimono and “nursing” a hangover, the founder of the Good Law Project attacked and killed the animal after it became caught up in protective netting around his hen house...... One less for the Cheshire Hunt.. Oh and fuck off as well... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The prominent pro-Remain lawyer Jolyon Maugham QC announced that he battered a fox to death on Boxing Day morning with a baseball bat.A bizarre move for a professional and public figure.....why not announce you fed the creature live through a bark-chipper instead? Wearing his wife’s silky kimono and “nursing” a hangover, the founder of the Good Law Project attacked and killed the animal after it became caught up in protective netting around his hen house...... One less for the Cheshire Hunt.. Oh and fuck off as well... Now the hero can be easy identified and tracked, it may just be a matter of time before an animal lover armed with a bat seeks revenge. I’ll leave this comment open to interpretation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Now the hero can be easy identified and tracked, it may just be a matter of time before an animal lover armed with a bat seeks revenge. I’ll leave this comment open to interpretation. His position as a remain lawyer and a fox murderer isn’t going to sit prettily at his chambers... Perhaps a new career in an abattoir... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 He’s a cunt for being a barrister, not for despatching vermin getting at his chickens.... not a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 He's a cunt for being a stupid fucking remainer. It just goes to show how out touch with society the legal profession are however, fair play to the cunt for battering a ginger to death with a bat. Any chance I can request Chris Evan's and Ed Sheeran for an encore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Why does a barrister keep chickens anyway, for fuck's sake? Is he some kind of pervert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: He’s a cunt for being a barrister, not for despatching vermin getting at his chickens.... not a cunt. Bollocks. Foxes are attracted to chickens, so what the fuck did he expect? It's shocking this beautiful animal was condemned to such a brutal death, and he's likely to get away with it because of his position and understanding of the law. Frankly it's disheartening anyone can inflict that amount of pain and cruelty on a wild animal which is instinctively trying to survive the winter and feed its young. The RSPCA vs renowned QC... I wonder who's going to win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: His position as a remain lawyer and a fox murderer isn’t going to sit prettily at his chambers... Perhaps a new career in an abattoir... Lawyers do enjoy a regular killing. This one was short of good cases and worked at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Bollocks. Foxes are attracted to chickens, so what the fuck did he expect? It's shocking this beautiful animal was condemned to such a brutal death, and he's likely to get away with it because of his position and understanding of the law. Frankly it's disheartening anyone can inflict that amount of pain and cruelty on a wild animal which is instinctively trying to survive the winter and feed its young. The RSPCA vs renowned QC... I wonder who's going to win. Foxes kill indiscriminately...his entire chicken collective could have been lost in minutes.... The fox is similar to a Concentration Camp Kommandant except it doesn’t gas it’s victims. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 I submit m'lud that this was a clear case of fowl play... Well, it is panto season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 I battered a chicken last week,does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, Neil said: I battered a chicken last week,does that count? 'Batter' indeed, Neil. I bet your fellow Anglian hicks sat around the table, grunting like wildebeests as they slurped down your roast with cans of Strongbow, unknowing to the true identity of its special jus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 I would have thought the cunt would have kept the chickens in some sort of house overnight, then let them out in the day. I think clubbing Freddy the Fox is the only legitimate way of dealing with it, although a bit harsh. Bottom line, anyone called Jolyon has to be a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Piston said: I submit m'lud that this was a clear case of fowl play... Well, it is panto season Oh no it isn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Why does a barrister keep chickens anyway, for fuck's sake? Is he some kind of pervert? It's a topic of conversation at dinner parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 The only fox I would 'batter' is Emilia....right around the bumhole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He's like Klunk from 'Stop The Pigeon', Fuck! I used to love that cartoon. And Klunk, you invent me a thingamabob That catches that pigeon or I’ll lose my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Government guidelines state that if a fox is caught in a trap or snare on a person's property, they must "humanely kill any fox you catch while it's in the trap or snare". Gassing or poisoning foxes is prohibited. I personally would have used a golf club...probably a wedge or a 9 iron.....you have to sure.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 @Earl of Punkape - it seems our lighthearted exchange has been deemed inappropriate by the Vulcan 🖖 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: @Earl of Punkape - it seems our lighthearted exchange has been deemed inappropriate by the Vulcan 🖖 How extraordinary......Orwellian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How extraordinary......Orwellian. Indeed. I think it’s all getting a bit silly - I wouldn’t class our exchange as anything more than a bit of fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How extraordinary......Orwellian. Orwell's real name was Eric Blair .. so isn't it Blairite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Indeed. I think it’s all getting a bit silly - I wouldn’t class our exchange as anything more than a bit of fun. Well somebody's intercoursing sense of humour is beyond me...wanders off for a refill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: What the devil are you on about? Buggered if I know...I read...I post reply...I can't find any of it but am getting notifications re what I posted ...I think... Fucked computer or spiked wine...or 'Baws Back in a bit ...-ish...maybe...zzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 10 hours ago, cuntspotter said: He’s a cunt for being a barrister, not for despatching vermin getting at his chickens.... not a cunt. A half-cunt then, hope that doesn't break PC protocol tyranny rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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