camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 47 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: After asking to be deleted our friend is now lurking and looking through the windows. 🤷♀️ How do you know? Forgive me for being a bit thick when it comes to this sort of thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There might still be a window licker around .. possibly a Stephen Hawking clone. He can fairly move in that wheelchair when he wants to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How do you know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's what the inside of your head looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's what the inside of your head looks like. I don't want to go all David Icke here Eric, and potentially make myself look a Judge*. However, if you put the plot of the film into context, it does make sense. If we we're genuinely being used as human batteries by a race of self aware, artificial intelligence robots obviously we wouldn't know. It sounds bizarre to actually write the above sentence, but it seems that humanity is inherently doomed to fuck things right up. It wouldn't be too much of a push to suggest we're not the first civilization on this planet either. * Basically, a bit of a cunt. Edited May 17, 2020 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 35 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I don't want to go all David Icke here Eric, and potentially make myself look a Judge*. However, if you put the plot of the film into context, it does make sense. If we we're genuinely being used as human batteries by a race of self aware, artificial intelligence robots obviously we wouldn't know. It sounds bizarre to actually write the above sentence, but it seems that humanity is inherently doomed to fuck things right up. It wouldn't be too much of a push to suggest we're not the first civilization on this planet either. * Basically, a bit of a cunt. Was that image from 'The Matrix' then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's what the inside of your head looks like. Wrong he has a colour monitor in his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 25/03/2020 at 18:50, King Billy said: Extinction Rebellion East Midlands have been postering public places and posting on their official twitter account with this really helpful new slogan .....CORONA IS THE CURE......HUMANS ARE THE DISEASE. OK you fucking scummy unwashed cunts. It’s a real shame that there’s not one amongst them that wouldn’t cry and run away if they said that to my face. Be fucking ironic (and rather amusing) if it wipes out most of those cunts. (Shows how fucking bored I am, looking back at old posts). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's what the inside of your head looks like. More like this. A bonus point if you can identify them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: More like this. A bonus point if you can identify them. A jewel box cluster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: More like this. A bonus point if you can identify them. "Shields up Mr Spock. Arm photon torpedoes Mr Zulu. Give me a hand job Lt Uhura". Is it Star Trek? It looks like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 14/05/2020 at 22:07, Roadkill said: A classic. I tell you railways in third world countries are fucking magical. I think this might be the same guy you mention but from a shitty angle - can't find the exact clip 00:59: I rang the local hospital,apparently he's still in a korma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 In third rail areas it is common to find well cooked Dogs, Badgers and Foxes that have triad to cross the tracks and made contact with the live rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A jewel box cluster? 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Shields up Mr Spock. Arm photon torpedoes Mr Zulu. Give me a hand job Lt Uhura". Is it Star Trek? It looks like it. It's a good, guess but it's not right. It's the Phoenix Asteroids, from "Dark Star". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 04/05/2020 at 10:54, Witheredscrote said: He wouldn't. Fwank went into isolation in his house in Lot - Garonne 6 weeks ago. A neighbour called me and said there were blowflies and bluebottles swarming on the inside of the bedroom windows, and asked if he should call the gendarmes. I advised giving it another week. Sad news, Gendarmes gained entry to the house yesterday, and found the remains of Frank, and his gay lover. He was stabbed to death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was that image from 'The Matrix' then? It most certainly was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sad news, Gendarmes gained entry to the house yesterday, and found the remains of Frank, and his gay lover. He was stabbed to death. The bottom one being you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) On 17/05/2020 at 18:52, Eric Cuntman said: Was that image from 'The Matrix' then? What we're doing in the art of artificial intelligence is already very advanced. But the military being 10 years ahead already have an ai driven tank. So imagine what they've really got. In a research test two AI computers were linked as an experiment, only to eachother other as there was absolutely no possible internet connection. After a few days the machines invented their own language to communicate, and nobody knew how to read or decipher it. Cunts. Edited May 19, 2020 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How do you know? Forgive me for being a bit thick when it comes to this sort of thing 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yeah, something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 22 hours ago, Guest Stoolstabber500 said: @Admin @Mrs Roopsyou may as well delete this account too you fucking bags of shit. Bye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a good, guess but it's not right. It's the Phoenix Asteroids, from "Dark Star". Benson Arizona blew warm wind through your hair, my body flies the galaxy my heart longs to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Welcome back. Now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Original. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 40 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Original. Idiot. You feeling ok Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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