ChildeHarold Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Been hitting the pipe again? Less annoying than recorder practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like listening to his views. If he says a films shite.....its shite. How dare you! ( ') apostrophe please. Mark would be most offended in his blue suede shoes. By the way Mark doesn't do world cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Yes, recorder practice, less annoying than the tenor sax. Stupid. 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Less annoying than recorder practice. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 31 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Stupid. Boring 32 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Cunt. Wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Boring Wanker. Started early haven’t you? Edited July 28, 2020 by Ape™️ Cunty TalkBollox - pissed again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Started early haven’t you? Good evening imbecile. I’m on a golfing jolly in Scotland. I suppose your “all inclusive” in some ghastly Iberian shithole has been cancelled and you’ve been bickering with Club Salmonella to get your deposit back.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening imbecile. I’m on a golfing jolly in Scotland. I suppose your “all inclusive” in some ghastly Iberian shithole has been cancelled and you’ve been bickering with Club Salmonella to get your deposit back.... lol. You’re sat in your bedroom, in your spunk-encrusted pants, playing golf on a games console you pay £13.45 per week to Brighthouse for. Fucking wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re sat in your bedroom, in your spunk-encrusted pants, playing golf on a games console you pay £13.45 per week to Brighthouse for. Fucking wanker. What alternative holiday plans have you made? Is Portugal back on agenda for you after recent developments? You must be relieved. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What alternative holiday plans have you made? Is Portugal back on agenda for you after recent developments? You must be relieved. lol. I hope your internet connection allows your “jolly” to continue. I can imagine all your golfing mates, sat in their bedrooms, in their spunk-encrusted pants, little headsets on, all hoping they can smack your weedy little avatar in the head with a well hit drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 31 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re sat in your bedroom, in your spunk-encrusted pants, playing golf on a games console you pay £13.45 per week to Brighthouse for. Fucking wanker. Keep up Ape you dozy cunt. Brighthouse went into administration at the end of March. I know because I read the FT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What alternative holiday plans have you made? Is Portugal back on agenda for you after recent developments? You must be relieved. lol. He always has a week in the campsite at Broadsands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Keep up Ape you dozy cunt. Brighthouse went into administration at the end of March. I know because I read the FT. The only reason anyone would know or care about whether Brighthouse were in administration is if they’d bought a piece of shit 49” TV and signed up to pay £19.96 per week for the next five years. Not because they read the FT, you Fucking Tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: The only reason anyone would know or care about whether Brighthouse were in administration is if they’d bought a piece of shit 49” TV and signed up to pay £19.96 per week for the next five years. Not because they read the FT, you Fucking Tosser. Hot on the heels of Albemarle & Bond too, a bad few months on Benefits Street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hot on the heels of Albemarle & Bond too, a bad few months on Benefits Street. I’m sure Cunty TalkBollox will have pawned his liver with them - not that any cunt would buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Hot on the heels of Albemarle & Bond too, a bad few months on Benefits Street. Are Fake Provident Checks still a thing? They were all the rage among my more economically challenged customers some years ago. In fact I was once offered £50k worth of high quality fakes for £500 by a well-meaning Ned who entirely accepted that I’d never get them past the Checkout at Waitrose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Are Fake Provident Checks still a thing? They were all the rage among my more economically challenged customers some years ago. In fact I was once offered £50k worth of high quality fakes for £500 by a well-meaning Ned who entirely accepted that I’d never get them past the Checkout at Waitrose. So he settled for a script for 56 DF118s then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’m sure Cunty TalkBollox will have pawned his liver with them - not that any cunt would buy it. Gazza? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Gazza? Is that fucking thing still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So he settled for a script for 56 DF118s then? Outrageous suggestion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: Outrageous suggestion. I know. I wouldn't have let them go for less than 2 months worth of sevredol 20mg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. I wouldn't have let them go for less than 2 months worth of sevredol 20mg. No deal. I’ll open the box, Noel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 17 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Stupid. Cunt. 🗑️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Yes, recorder practice, less annoying than the tenor sax. 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Less annoying than recorder practice. 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: How dare you! ( ') apostrophe please. Mark would be most offended in his blue suede shoes. By the way Mark doesn't do world cinema. 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: 🗑️ Great work. I know I'm not the only one here who thinks we should be rid of this oik. It's probably one of pens new multis so it can fill up every forum with yet more mindless drivel and humourless trolling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great work. I know I'm not the only one here who thinks we should be rid of this oik. It's probably one of pens new multis so it can fill up every forum with yet more mindless drivel and humourless trolling. I thought that I was one of your multies and that you were one of Wolfies multis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: 🗑️ Is that Frank's new kitchen bin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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