Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: according to my Aunty Vi (an authority on these things), Vera had a fanny like badly fitted decking; you could lose a Jack Russell in it Other small/medium sized dogs are available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've seen it before. It takes place in some rural cottage or something and he's only in there for a couple of minutes before Reed manhandles him out of the door. I know you like him, but I thought Reed was an obnoxious fucking pig. I would love to have seen Henry Cooper knock the cunt on his arse. Some part in a period drama, they brought Cooper in as a non speaking part to have a 'gentlemans' boxing match with Ollie's character. Ollie decided to take the piss and properly landed one on Coopers chin. Didn't go down well, unlike Reed, who went down like a sack of shit and spent 5 minutes dribbling and mumbling on the floor. 'enry's hammer. Fucking knocked Clay into next week. Unfortunately it was right at the end of the round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Whilst on tour with the MCC in South Africa in 1948 - 49, Jack Crapp and Alec Bedser had enjoyed a particularly lively night out and were returning to the team hotel, to be met by the night concierge. At which point the conversation went thus: Concierge: 'Bed sir?' JC: ' No! Crapp! Concierge: 'Ah, that would be down this corridor, first on the left sir' Now THAT's badinage and a rib-tickling play on words Alf Gover holds the record for the longest follow through. In India in '33 he bowled a delivery, ran past the batsman into the pavilion and into the bog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: outa likes Always tomorrow Pen. I want that penthouse back. I .....er ......left something there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: My uncle was at El Alamein, and she gave him and his mates a signed photo, when she entertained them. He was so proud of it, but he always was a daft cunt. Fuck off. Did she autograph his White surrender flag before he ran back and hid under the bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Withers uncle was deffo on the British side. Depends who’s asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Neil said: Strawberry Lynn? She was in The Jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: As was this chap In all fairness this Roops was much better than our Roops. He rammed a Nazi heavy cruiser (Admiral Hipper) with his shitty little destroyer (HMS Glowworm). Our Roops would have just tried to argue with the cunts using a megaphone and Google Translate before banning them from the Corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: We spent an entire night shift talking about Oliver Reed in the computer bureau back in 1975. Thrilling. Anymore humorous anecdotes about your previous life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: In all fairness this Roops was much better than our Roops. He rammed a Nazi heavy cruiser (Admiral Hipper) with his shitty little destroyer (HMS Glowworm). Our Roops would have just tried to argue with the cunts using a megaphone and Google Translate before banning them from the Corner. And then changing username to something random like......Dawn Chorus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thrilling. Anymore humorous anecdotes about your previous life? Lots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: And then changing username to something random like......Dawn Chorus? Dawn Chorus was an old multi of Pen's from the Corner's Paleolithic era - roughly contemporaneous with Starcross Stan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Dawn Chorus was an old multi of Pen's from the Corner's Paleolithic era - roughly contemporaneous with Starcross Stan. Early Cambrian period actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 5 hours ago, ratcum said: according to my Aunty Vi (an authority on these things), Vera had a fanny like badly fitted decking; you could lose a Jack Russell in it Never mind this shite ratty, I watched another excellent documentary this morning on Al Jazerah on why the Arabs useless military tactics and lack of coordination led to the Israelis believing they were invincible after the 6 day war when the rag head ran away like girls. An apartheid state was them set up and we've been dealing with the shit storm ever since. Check it out motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'enry's hammer. Fucking knocked Clay into next week. Unfortunately it was right at the end of the round. Angelo Dundee was a cheating cunt. He used smelling salts and cut the jungle bunny's glove to give him extra time to recover. The greatest my fucking arse! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: Angelo Dundee was a cheating cunt. He used smelling salts and cut the jungle bunny's glove to give him extra time to recover. The greatest my fucking arse! At his peak, Mike Tyson would have left him on the canvas without breaking sweat. A cunt most certainly, but the last truly great heavyweight. No finesse, just an unstoppable wrecking ball of a fighter. Cut from the same cloth as Marciano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: At his peak, Mike Tyson would have left him on the canvas without breaking sweat. A cunt most certainly, but the last truly great heavyweight. No finesse, just an unstoppable wrecking ball of a fighter. Cut from the same cloth as Marciano. Tyson would have had Marciano for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 28 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Angelo Dundee was a cheating cunt. He used smelling salts and cut the jungle bunny's glove to give him extra time to recover. The greatest my fucking arse! Cooper wasn’t a proper heavyweight. Just a journeyman light-heavy who threw orthodox boxers because he was a left hander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 46 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Angelo Dundee was a cheating cunt. He used smelling salts and cut the jungle bunny's glove to give him extra time to recover. The greatest my fucking arse! I would have loved to have seen Sonny Liston at his peak, without mob influence, fight Ali. He would have beaten him IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cooper wasn’t a proper heavyweight. Just a journeyman light-heavy who threw orthodox boxers because he was a left hander. Would you consider yourself ambidextrous because of your ability to jerk off 2 Nigerians simultaneously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I would have loved to have seen Sonny Liston at his peak, without mob influence, fight Ali. He would have beaten him IMO Well he beat Cher easily enough didn’t he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Would you consider yourself ambidextrous because of your ability to jerk off 2 Nigerians simultaneously? Almost describable as 'quadridextrous' if you take into account the arse and mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 It's funny how a thread about Dame Vera Lynn ends up with posts on wanking off Nigerians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Almost describable as 'quadridextrous' if you take into account the arse and mouth. Four bellends and a vegetable. Starring Punkers as Hugh Grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's funny how a thread about Dame Vera Lynn ends up with posts on wanking off Nigerians. It's what she would have wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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