Neil Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Workers are in,kitchen is out,fucking nightmare Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Workers are in,kitchen is out,fucking nightmare Fuck off Sicario 3, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Haven't watched 2 yet,don't you dare fucking spoil it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Workers are in,kitchen is out,fucking nightmare Fuck off Do you live in a yurt with lesbians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you live in a yurt with lesbians? I fucking wished! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, Neil said: I fucking wished! Is your wife in hysterics without a kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 27 minutes ago, Neil said: Workers are in,kitchen is out,fucking nightmare Fuck off You'll just have to bury those bodies straight away, seeing as you won't be able to keep them in the chest freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, Neil said: Workers are in,kitchen is out,fucking nightmare Fuck off Overdosed on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Possibly not, you need a certain understanding of food coupled with literacy to follow it. Leading the charge of the fat brigade into Macdonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is your wife in hysterics without a kitchen? Fucking hell you know her!......40 fucking years I've put up with her shit cooking in a fully operational kitchen and 1 day with cooking on a gas stove and she claims 'how do you expect me to serve a decent meal with these facilities?'.....I think I'll divorce the cunt and get a couple of 18 year old swedish cooks in......female before you fucking ask! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Overdosed on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Possibly not, you need a certain understanding of food coupled with literacy to follow it. Leading the charge of the fat brigade into Macdonalds. How was your Big Mac tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Overdosed on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Possibly not, you need a certain understanding of food coupled with literacy to follow it. Leading the charge of the fat brigade into Macdonalds. You are indisputably, absolutely fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You are indisputably, absolutely fucking shit. He’s in the running for worst ever newbie, probably favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: How was your Big Mac tonight? More of a chicken nugget happy meal type. He likes to eat the plastic toy after he’s stuffed his ears full of fries and thrown the nuggets at passers by. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 19 hours ago, Neil said: Big Mac Isn't that one of Punky's chums at the Golf Club, the guy who likes to swing it about in the locker room, exposing himself and humiliating Punker's scrawny maggot, until they get 'friendly' in the showers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 19 hours ago, Neil said: Workers are in,kitchen is out,fucking nightmare Fuck off Who needs a kitchen when you have a microwave? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 20 hours ago, White Cunt said: Sicario 3, Neil? Nil? Home win? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 The house I'm buying in Surrey is so big its kitchen has a kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Overdosed on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. Possibly not, you need a certain understanding of food coupled with literacy to follow it. Leading the charge of the fat brigade into Macdonalds. Fucking Christ. I've just perused your 36 other comments in the hope one or two may be your saving grace, though sadly (for you) each carries an identical aroma of dogshit. Just five likes hitherto suggests you're out of your depth, Mr Dogshit. Retire yourself immediately by finding a site more forgiving of someone who appears to have Down's syndrome attempting to punch above their weight. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The house I'm buying in Surrey is so big its kitchen has a kitchen. Coming to a car park near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 What fucking idiot schedules their kitchen to be replaced on a Friday which also coincides with a pandemic which closed all eating establishments apart from foreign muck takeaways????? Why??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What fucking idiot schedules their kitchen to be replaced on a Friday which also coincides with a pandemic which closed all eating establishments apart from foreign muck takeaways????? Why??? Fuck me,with the new one being delivered monday I thought maybe best to remove the old one before it came,its not rocket science is it?.You probably have to pay a landlord your hard earned and dont have issues like this,just where to buy your next bag of weed eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck me,with the new one being delivered monday I thought maybe best to remove the old one before it came,its not rocket science is it?.You probably have to pay a landlord your hard earned and dont have issues like this,just where to buy your next bag of weed eh? Does having strangers in the house interfere with your wanking schedule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does having strangers in the house interfere with your wanking schedule? Surely it would be more worrying if it didn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Surely it would be more worrying if it didn't? If he can hear the electric drill, it's safe to bang one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 11 hours ago, Neil said: Fuck me,with the new one being delivered monday I thought maybe best to remove the old one before it came,its not rocket science is it?.You probably have to pay a landlord your hard earned and dont have issues like this,just where to buy your next bag of weed eh? I would have thought the only thing that requires replacing in your house would be all the curtains especially if, like most people, you were unable to buy any tissue to clean up your wank juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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