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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Wasn't aware you weren't able to post noms. Its not an issue other punters who have been on ModQ have mentioned. How and what message did you encounter when attempting a nom?

I put you on ModQ due to your predilection for playing the victim if you had been suspended. You are not the only person who has been ModQ'd either. You are not special.

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I've just activated a "Test" account, put it in the ModQ and I could upload noms just fine. The only message I encountered was that the nom and OP would be subject to moderator approval. As I intimated before you are a liar and very very stupid.

Come on you meanie, let Jewdy post some noms. He might be a fucking twat, but he's part of the furniture and gives as good as he gets.

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9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Come on you meanie, let Jewdy post some noms. He might be a fucking twat, but he's part of the furniture and gives as good as he gets.

As per previous posts on the matter he can make noms.

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22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Come on you meanie, let Jewdy post some noms. He might be a fucking twat, but he's part of the furniture and gives as good as he gets.

Roops is right though. He's as thick as two short planks. Strangely enough, a comment he levels at everyone else. 

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1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

Roops is right though. He's as thick as two short planks. Strangely enough, a comment he levels at everyone else. 

Yes, but he's our thicko. I'd miss his rant by numbers if the evil one had her way and continues her pointless vendetta against the poor cunt and ultimately gets him banned. 

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19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Yes, but he's our thicko. I'd miss his rant by numbers if the evil one had her way and continues her pointless vendetta against the poor cunt and ultimately gets him banned. 

I don't mind his car-crash ranting, it has entertainment value after all. Its the clearing of the subsequent mess afterwards when he resurrects old slights against him.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I don't mind his car-crash ranting, it has entertainment value after all. Its the clearing of the subsequent mess afterwards when he resurrects old slights against him.

He's shit. I would easy have him in a fight. The fat cunt.

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On 06/08/2020 at 22:48, camberwell gypsy said:

PADI. I've got wet suit, goggles, flippers that sort of stuff. I go with my cousin who lives down near whitstable who had all the tanks and stuff. When I'm abroad I seek out the local schools there and hire their tanks and shit.

A school of divers sounds a bit fishy.

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On 13/08/2020 at 09:33, Mrs Roops said:

Two dried peas then.

The reason for you being placed in the ModQ has been well documented...

 

 

Make up your mind Judge, you intimate I don't have the bottle to ban you, OTOH you won't fall into my trap 'cos you know I will. Aside from possessing a brain commensurate with the size of the dried peas hanging in your wrinkled sack you are just another brittle late-middle aged drama queen who thinks he's The Corner's hard nut. Crushed nuts would be more accurate. With added fruit.

@judgetwi, you must be reeling from this. I read it twice and then came. It was fucking beautiful. 
 

You’re done here. 

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On 14/08/2020 at 15:16, Stubby Pecker said:

You surly can't be pissed already, its only just gone 3?

Probably a strategy he's read in 'The 'Art of War'. "To beat your enemy, you must be your enemy". Hence the getting pissed up before 12. @Eric Cuntman

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25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

@judgetwi - I’ve been following your little altercation with @Mrs Roops and have a couple of observations to make:

1). You’re making a complete and utter fucking tit of yourself.

2). She’s making a complete and utter fucking tit out of you.
 

 

 

Indeed. Case dismissed. 

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4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Yes, but he's our thicko. I'd miss his rant by numbers if the evil one had her way and continues her pointless vendetta against the poor cunt and ultimately gets him banned. 

It's been Jewdith in full snowflake mode screaming he's being victimised, and there's a massive conspiracy we're all involved with Roops in. Basically, being a fucking idiot! 

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44 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Probably a strategy he's read in 'The 'Art of War'. "To beat your enemy, you must be your enemy". Hence the getting pissed up before 12.

Fuck me, I never thought of that. If that's the case he can translate the drunken mumblings of site alky, Drew

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On 05/08/2020 at 19:02, FuckOff said:

Some cunt here mentioned that servicing my Seat Toledo is cheap. Not so.
Although I don’t have a Seat in my collection I have started work on renovating my Lamborghini (I’ll post up pix when the derision dies down).

I pulled out the engine and started to strip it down, the two clutch plates were badly worn so a trip to San Pedro de Alcantara this morning to get them sent off to Málaga for new facings.
I’ve replaced the release bearings with pattern parts not Lambo OEM stuff.
The heads came off easily ready for cleaning and grinding in the valves. The cylinder bores look OK with no steps. The pistons also came out fairly easily, however I noticed that there was one broken ring.
So tomorrow I’m biting on the bullet and taking the cylinders and pistons to a specialist workshop in Algeciras, Cádiz province where they will I’m sure, at great expense, hone the bores and fit new piston rings.
I’m doing all of this outside in 35ºC+ heat and getting burnt to bits.(it was 43.5ºC here last Saturday).

What a cunt I hear you all thinking, and you’re correct.

Yes. Yes, you are absolutely correct in your assertion. You are indeed a cunt. 

Please fuck right off at your earliest convenience.

Arrivederci bastardo.

 

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33 minutes ago, Rev said:

Yes. Yes, you are absolutely correct in your assertion. You are indeed a cunt. 

Please fuck right off at your earliest convenience.

Arrivederci bastardo.

 

Hi Rev.....how are yer doin?..... how’s that Frances Rossi Tele?

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35 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Hi Rev.....how are yer doin?..... how’s that Frances Rossi Tele?

It's the Parfitt Tele, Spotto. A Tony Rockett build. Think he's retired now. You could launch it out of a speeding car and because it has that Gibson wraparound bridge, the fucker will stay in tune. Excellent piece of kit.

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On 13/08/2020 at 04:49, judgetwi said:

Now when have I been dumb enough to post something that would result in a ban? Are you daring me Mr Roops? Do you really think i’m going to fall into your inelegantly laid little trap? You can’t be serious

Well, you did find yourself at a car dealership instead of a Greek restaurant, so it's definitely plausible. Anyway, how was the theatre? I hear you went to see 'Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat'... 

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5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I am a figment of your imagination and as you don't exist ..

Last night, I dreamed of a colour I had never seen before.

Then when I woke up, I realised with disappointment that it had been a pigment of my imagination.  

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10 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Last night, I dreamed of a colour I had never seen before.

Then when I woke up, I realised with disappointment that it had been a pigment of my imagination.  

A cargo ship carrying blue paint crashed into a cargo ship carrying red paint.

Both crews were marooned

 

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