camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 Was down on the south coast this week for a spot of scuba diving. Last night I went to a restaurant in Bognor Regis (not Chinese (you got to draw the line somewhere) and couldn't believe how many people were in there eating with their masks on. I was mesmerised by this couple sitting along from our table. They were lifting their masks up to fork food into their gobs and sipping their drinks. Now I've seen blood, guts, decomposing corpses and gangrene but this actually made me feel fucking sick. So much so, that I barely touched my salmon in lemon sauce. There were other people doing exactly the same thing. I just can't wait for Boris to tell everyone that they dont need their masks, just like every fucker who clapped every Thursday were told that they dont have to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was down on the south coast this week for a spot of scuba diving. Last night I went to a restaurant in Bognor Regis (not Chinese (you got to draw the line somewhere) and couldn't believe how many people were in there eating with their masks on. I was mesmerised by this couple sitting along from our table. They were lifting their masks up to fork food into their gobs and sipping their drinks. Now I've seen blood, guts, decomposing corpses and gangrene but this actually made me feel fucking sick. So much so, that I barely touched my salmon in lemon sauce. There were other people doing exactly the same thing. I just can't wait for Boris to tell everyone that they dont need their masks, just like every fucker who clapped every Thursday were told that they dont have to. Total sheep-like wankers. @Roadkill has an extensive collection of military surplus gas masks, see if he will lend you one with a built in feeding tube. Show them how it's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 I always wear my mask, back to front, nobody said they had to be the right way round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 This is what happens when proper PPE isn't provided, and NHS staff are forced to take matters into their own hands. Nurse crochets her own coronavirus mask 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is what happens when proper PPE isn't provided, and NHS staff are forced to take matters into their own hands. Nurse crochets her own coronavirus mask Nurse Cuntface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This is what happens when proper PPE isn't provided, and NHS staff are forced to take matters into their own hands. Nurse crochets her own coronavirus mask Is that before or after they dance around like twats when some poor cunt flatlines in the background? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This is what happens when proper PPE isn't provided, and NHS staff are forced to take matters into their own hands. Nurse crochets her own coronavirus mask Can you successfully squeeze a spoon through the hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 Masks are great .. you smear little polysttrene cement inside them and be sooooo haaaappeeey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Masks are great .. you smear little polysttrene cement inside them and be sooooo haaaappeeey! I hope you are joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that before or after they dance around like twats when some poor cunt flatlines in the background? Gyps can I come over? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Masks are great .. you smear little polysttrene cement inside them and be sooooo haaaappeeey! You're drunk and you've forgotten that your Prof B multi is defunct. Toasted crumpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're drunk and you've forgotten that your Prof B multi is defunct. Toasted crumpet? Its for UHU!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its for UHU!!!!! Drinking and glue sniffing. You've certainly left it late in life to go off the rails. You'll be out stealing mopeds and 'happy-slapping' next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Joker said: I always wear my mask, back to front, nobody said they had to be the right way round! Same as I do with my thong. Rules. Fuck em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This is what happens when proper PPE isn't provided, and NHS staff are forced to take matters into their own hands. Nurse crochets her own coronavirus mask Donner kebab mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bongo Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 I wonder when the first case when a face mask wearing numpty chokes on it when out for a meal at Frank's Dinner. Soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Gyps can I come over? You're not coming over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bongo said: I wonder when the first case when a face mask wearing numpty chokes on it when out for a meal at Frank's Dinner. Soon Who were you the last time you were here? And don't deny it. You are aware of Judgetwi's embarrassing visit to Frank's imaginary Taverna. You sneaky cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Gyps can I come over? towards the end of her life, Aretha Franklin looked like a chain smoking orangutan, that had just been gang raped by donkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Masks are great .. you smear little polysttrene cement inside them and be sooooo haaaappeeey! I liked Polystyrene when she was in X-ray specs, "She's a germ free adolescent, cleanliness is her obsession, She cleans her teeth ten times a day scrub away scrub away scrub away..... Marvellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I liked Polystyrene when she was in X-ray specs, Perhaps the ugliest fucking cunt in the history of music, and that's no mean feat given the existence of Janis Joplin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Perhaps the ugliest fucking cunt in the history of music, and that's no mean feat given the existence of Janis Joplin. I'll raise you Yoko Ono. That's got to trump Joplin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll raise you Yoko Ono. That's got to trump Joplin? You can't class any noises the Ono cunt ever made as music, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You can't class any noises the Ono cunt ever made as music, surely? Granted Yoko might not have been the greatest vocalist, but she was certainly an artist in her own right. Some of the more obscure recordings with John Zorn are well worth a listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 22, 2020 Report Share Posted August 22, 2020 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Granted Yoko might not have been the greatest vocalist, but she was certainly an artist in her own right. Some of the more obscure recordings with John Zorn are well worth a listen. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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