Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: They live in the area around Wilmslow and Alderley Edge not the Wirral you uneducated twit .. I am looking at buying a Nissan Leaf, do you have any thoughts? Go for it. Don't forget to connect a hosepipe to the exhaust for your maiden voyage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go for it. Don't forget to connect a hosepipe to the exhaust for your maiden voyage. Do electric cars have exhausts? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do electric cars have exhausts? How silly of me. Cancel that last request and simply drive into a tree. Can't get much greener than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do electric cars have exhausts? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Will J.F. Sebastian ever get his fucking roof fixed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: . I am looking at buying a Nissan Leaf, do you have any thoughts? Stand in a bucket of water and connect a set of jump leads between your massive appendage and the battery pack. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Stand in a bucket of water and connect a set of jump leads between your massive appendage and the battery pack. Pen uses the clutch with her bell end 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Pen uses the clutch with her bell end Nissan Leaf. A very appropriate car for Pen, being a hybrid him/herself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: So punkers is an estate agent- this explains why he's such a massive cunt. I can imagine he's concocted his public school bullshite life story after showing Nouveau riche wankers around a selection of country piles. Probably premier league footballists and their thick as fucking shit slag wives. That's one credible theory regarding the fucking wanker! Credit where it's due though, Stubbs. He's kept up the public school boy act since I joined, and has never once deviated from character. It's clear to all that he's a turd burglar with the constant noms regarding banditry. To quote Bill, "he's the most one dimensional punter here". I personally think he was an alter boy and was buggered senseless by a Runcorn priest resulting in delusion... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 On 04/10/2020 at 17:07, Frank said: Pen, you and I are close.. always have been. You might not agree with the majority of shit I post here, but we have an understanding. I certainly don’t dislike the Major, and I don’t begrudge him his road to recovery. What I won’t stand for is plagiarism. If he could just simply be himself, we’d get along just fine. Do you know what I mean? As a matter of interest, Frank, which forums are you still allowed on? I'm down to The Daily Mail, The Samaritans and this shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: . I personally think he was an alter boy and was buggered senseless by a Runcorn priest resulting in delusion... Without a doubt, but I’d guess jubilation rather than delusion MC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 46 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: As a matter of interest, Frank, which forums are you still allowed on? I'm down to The Daily Mail, The Samaritans and this shit hole. Where the fuck have you been, Olly? The Judge has gone awol after Roops squeezed his bollocks, and Frank's back with the Kleftiko playbook. We need all old hands on deck. You north of the Tyne downs sufferer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 On 01/10/2020 at 21:44, Ape™️ said: Yes, yes, yes, we’ve seen your hilarious Special Brew comments many times before, and they’ve never been funny. Stick to being utterly fucking shit - you’re a natural. Come on ApeTM we need you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 29 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Come on ApeTM we need you. We need you to die. In your sleep tonight would be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: We need you to die. In your sleep tonight would be good Or sooner would be better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We need you to die. In your sleep tonight would be good Give it rest Stubby get back to emptying those bins .. preferably over your thick fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We need you to die. In your sleep tonight would be good That didn't fucking work. You might need to up the ante like fashion a voodoo doll of her / him / it. I suggest an Action Man as a starting point as you could then fashion your own genitalia to suit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: How silly of me. Cancel that last request and simply drive into a tree. Can't get much greener than that. I would like to see you plugged into the mains just like an electric car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I would like to see you plugged into the mains just like an electric car. I bet you’ve had your socket plugged more times than you could count. Fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet you’ve had your socket plugged more times than you could count. Fuck off. lol. Suck lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That didn't fucking work. You might need to up the ante like fashion a voodoo doll of her / him / it. I suggest an Action Man as a starting point as you could then fashion your own genitalia to suit. Chewbaca with a foot long cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 On 06/10/2020 at 13:22, Stubby Pecker said: Go for it. Don't forget to connect a hosepipe to the exhaust for your maiden voyage. Howz that banana? Finished finking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 21 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Come on ApeTM we need you. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Howz that banana? Finished finking? We've all had enough now. You've been given chances and offered olive branches. All to no avail. Time to fuck off, you irrelevant fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 10 hours ago, King Billy said: I bet you’ve had your socket plugged more times than you could count. Fuck off. lol. Careful with this Gaelic tempered bit of Welsh rarebit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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