Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: Fuck off with your drum roll space-barring. Idiot. Just fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just fuck off. Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Perfect. Started early? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 57 minutes ago, Frank said: Perfect. Wrong. Your death would be perfect you wretched bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just fuck off. Fantastic. Dealing with a half cut bubble on Friday night. It's just made my decision to take a leave of absence easier. The Corner at present is not the site I joined last year. Its packed full of fucking idiots and silent newbies who would have previously been fucked off sharpish. Frank, you really are a fucking idiot. If you're half the cunt you portray on here then I really do pity you. Hopefully you can buy a replacement Ming, and find some meaning to your life instead of trolling. To the stalwarts and bastions of old I wish you all the best. Hopefully you can salvage something from the steaming turd Roops and Co have forced upon us! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fantastic. Dealing with a half cut bubble on Friday night. It's just made my decision to take a leave of absence easier. The Corner at present is not the site I joined last year. Its packed full of fucking idiots and silent newbies who would have previously been fucked off sharpish. Frank, you really are a fucking idiot. If you're half the cunt you portray on here then I really do pity you. Hopefully you can buy a replacement Ming, and find some meaning to your life instead of trolling. To the stalwarts and bastions of old I wish you all the best. Hopefully you can salvage something from the steaming turd Roops and Co have forced upon us! Can I have your likes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 19 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fantastic. Dealing with a half cut bubble on Friday night. It's just made my decision to take a leave of absence easier. The Corner at present is not the site I joined last year. Its packed full of fucking idiots and silent newbies who would have previously been fucked off sharpish. Frank, you really are a fucking idiot. If you're half the cunt you portray on here then I really do pity you. Hopefully you can buy a replacement Ming, and find some meaning to your life instead of trolling. To the stalwarts and bastions of old I wish you all the best. Hopefully you can salvage something from the steaming turd Roops and Co have forced upon us! Name names MC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fantastic. Dealing with a half cut bubble on Friday night. It's just made my decision to take a leave of absence easier. The Corner at present is not the site I joined last year. Its packed full of fucking idiots and silent newbies who would have previously been fucked off sharpish. Frank, you really are a fucking idiot. If you're half the cunt you portray on here then I really do pity you. Hopefully you can buy a replacement Ming, and find some meaning to your life instead of trolling. To the stalwarts and bastions of old I wish you all the best. Hopefully you can salvage something from the steaming turd Roops and Co have forced upon us! This silent newbie shite is a problem. We need to recruit more nasty cunts and every fucker that joins just gets our hope up that new blood is on its way. If you don’t consistently post until you’ve reached, say 100 posts, then they should be culled 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Can I have your likes? And I'm the fucking whore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 45 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fantastic. Dealing with a half cut bubble on Friday night. It's just made my decision to take a leave of absence easier. The Corner at present is not the site I joined last year. Its packed full of fucking idiots and silent newbies who would have previously been fucked off sharpish. Frank, you really are a fucking idiot. If you're half the cunt you portray on here then I really do pity you. Hopefully you can buy a replacement Ming, and find some meaning to your life instead of trolling. To the stalwarts and bastions of old I wish you all the best. Hopefully you can salvage something from the steaming turd Roops and Co have forced upon us! Before you go, you should know that you've probably been the most difficult punter to dispose of. I hope you take some comfort in knowing that. Farewell Major and bonne route, thickster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I'm the fucking whore... Shit. I meant to PM that to him. I was only joking. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Before you go, you should know that you've probably been the most difficult punter to dispose of. I hope you take some comfort in knowing that. Farewell Major and bonne route, thickster. Thus challenging his pride and persuading him to stay. You peculiar fucking fruit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, Frank said: Before you go, you should know that you've probably been the most difficult punter to dispose of. I hope you take some comfort in knowing that. Farewell Major and bonne route, thickster. Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Goober said: Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site? You might want to familiarise yourself with the site's rules before addressing me directly. Until you've garnered a thousand likes, all correspondence via Punkape please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You might want to familiarise yourself with the site's rules before addressing me directly. Until you've garnered a thousand likes, all correspondence via Punkape please. I'll take that as a yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 30 minutes ago, Goober said: Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site? Being a newbie it's not a good idea to steam straight in to a veteran. Even though he is a pale shadow of himself, he is well able to destroy any new, wet behind the ears whipper snapper like you. I suggest you keep your head down, learn the ropes and let the old soaks of the site to take down Frank. Learn from it and come back stronger. Now, would you like a go on my tits? I'm bored. If not Pen's always game to handle new members 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Being a newbie it's not a good idea to steam straight in to a veteran. Even though he is a pale shadow of himself, he is well able to destroy any new, wet behind the ears whipper snapper like you. I suggest you keep your head down, learn the ropes and let the old soaks of the site to take down Frank. Learn from it and come back stronger. Now, would you like a go on my tits? I'm bored. If not Pen's always game to handle new members I will leave him alone .. I am weak without APETM at my side. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Being a newbie it's not a good idea to steam straight in to a veteran. Even though he is a pale shadow of himself, he is well able to destroy any new, wet behind the ears whipper snapper like you. I suggest you keep your head down, learn the ropes and let the old soaks of the site to take down Frank. Learn from it and come back stronger. Now, would like a go on my tits? I'm bored. If not Pen's always game. Sage advice, if wrong in several respects. I think I can hold my own against a washed up has-been without breaking into too much of a sweat. A very kind offer. Would you mind awfully if I pass? I'm not a huge fan of spaniel's ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 38 minutes ago, Goober said: Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site? I'm in charge round here until Decimus returns, whereupon we re-establish a coalition. Just so you know. Frank is King Lear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm in charge round here until Decimus returns, whereupon we re-establish a coalition. Just so you know. Frank is King Lear. Did you misspell queer? It's better than regularly porking dead Asians though, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 Just now, Goober said: Did you misspell queer? Possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Being a newbie it's not a good idea to steam straight in to a veteran. Even though he is a pale shadow of himself, he is well able to destroy any new, wet behind the ears whipper snapper like you. I suggest you keep your head down, learn the ropes and let the old soaks of the site to take down Frank. Learn from it and come back stronger. Now, would you like a go on my tits? I'm bored. If not Pen's always game to handle new members Natural World espadrilles in olive. €49.00. https://streamable.com/82wypb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: lol @Earl of Punkape@Frank Throw yourself on the auto de fe. My God Ken Russell's The Devils needs a timely broadcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Before you go, you should know that you've probably been the most difficult punter to dispose of. I hope you take some comfort in knowing that. Farewell Major and bonne route, thickster. Let's be Frank for one moment, Frank. This is virtual reality you gormless wanker. I've taken everything life's thrown at me in my stride and built a comfortable life. So if you think a few barbed insults would have me shuffling off in tears you've made a critical blunder. The saddest thing is you've got the talent to bring the house down, but choose to act like a wanker. We've shared a few laughs along the way, but I can only work with the given material, and the likes of comrade Harrold ain't providing it. This is merely bon voyage, I'm not doing a Dr Cunt! I shall return when this place picks up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Let's be Frank for one moment, Frank. This is virtual reality you gormless wanker. I've taken everything life's thrown at me in my stride and built a comfortable life. So if you think a few barbed insults would have me shuffling on in tears you've made a critical blunder. The saddest thing is you've got the talent to bring the house down, but choose to act like a wanker. We've shared a few laughs along the way, but I can only work with the given material, and the likes of comrade Harrold ain't providing it. This is merely bon voyage, I'm not doing a Dr Cunt! I shall return when this place picks up.... Is this the Frank Sinatra Come Back Tour aka The Main Event or Dorothy Squires at the London Pally? Do us all a favour and be the grown up in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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