Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Miniscule. Semi-literature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: I want nothing and expect less Frank. The only part of what I posted that I really meant was the last sentence. But it’s cunts corner ffs. I’m off to South Devon in the morning with the missus and our 2 dogs. I’ve managed to get a beautiful lodge with hot tub etc. for 5 nights. I didn’t expect availability to be so limited. I was wondering if you could PM me Pens address as I’d hate to drive all that way from London and not do him/her some harm. This could be a deal breaker/maker for us Frank. I know you’ll do the right thing. I can reliably inform you that Lady P's chest is swellingly impressive, while @Mrs Roopswas of a more athletic physique and always had the effortless ability to make this Alpha hombré drip quite fucking uncontrollably. Any bloke on here who disagrees is of course, an unashamedly rampant homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Rev said: I can reliably inform you that Lady P's chest is swellingly impressive, while @Mrs Roopswas of a more athletic physique and always had the effortless ability to make this Alpha hombré drip quite fucking uncontrollably. Any bloke on here who disagrees is of course, an unashamedly rampant homosexual. Roops has the body of a gymnast. It's buried under her patio. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: I want nothing and expect less Frank. The only part of what I posted that I really meant was the last sentence. But it’s cunts corner ffs. I’m off to South Devon in the morning with the missus and our 2 dogs. I’ve managed to get a beautiful lodge with hot tub etc. for 5 nights. I didn’t expect availability to be so limited. I was wondering if you could PM me Pens address as I’d hate to drive all that way from London and not do him/her some harm. This could be a deal breaker/maker for us Frank. I know you’ll do the right thing. She’s back in Wales, Bill....returned to the land of her father...to try and find him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 13 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I assume that you are bringing the dogs because they're the brains of the outfit .. you hired one of those rusty old carriages at the Warren? Hopefully you won't be subjected to anything like Straw Dogs in the wild west of Devon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 15 hours ago, Rev said: You're absolutely correct, Spotto. She was as council AF. Even if I'd been a seasonal bassist for Jethro Tull during an unfathomingly long fallow period during the 80s on a decade-long tour of Butlins, I still wouldn't have entertained the cunt. By all accounts, she had a cunt like a ghillie's wader...and thus, I chivalrously bowed out. Mrs Roops always had my attention back then. Does she still tread the boards? Mostly hovers above them on her broomstick, drinking blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Hopefully you won't be subjected to anything like Straw Dogs in the wild west of Devon. Billy has just missed the turnoff for Dawlish and is currently circling between between the bridge road and countess wear roundabouts and has just made his ninth crossing of the canal bridges and has now just gone on to the Dawlish Road the trouble being that it is in the wrong direction and he will soon be in Alphington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Billy has just missed the turnoff for Dawlish and is currently circling between between the bridge road and countess wear roundabouts and has just made his ninth crossing of the canal bridges and has now just gone on to the Dawlish Road the trouble being that it is in the wrong direction and he will soon be in Alphington. I have an old ticket for the Star Ferry. It's one way to Exmouth. A noose is waiting for him in the park. Do you think he'd be interested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I have an old ticket for the Star Ferry. It's one way to Exmouth. A noose is waiting for him in the park. Do you think he'd be interested? I would be quite happy for him to walk over to the South Wales Collier wreck and bed down for the night in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I have an old ticket for the Star Ferry. It's one way to Exmouth. A noose is waiting for him in the park. Do you think he'd be interested? I've just found out that Silly Billy is circling around the park & ride at Matford looking for my 65 reg Nissan Note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I've just found out that Silly Billy is circling around the park & ride at Matford looking for my 65 reg Nissan Note. He's actually waiting for sunset when he can join his hedge bender friends up on the moor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Billy has just missed the turnoff for Dawlish and is currently circling between between the bridge road and countess wear roundabouts and has just made his ninth crossing of the canal bridges and has now just gone on to the Dawlish Road the trouble being that it is in the wrong direction and he will soon be in Alphington. As long as he avoids Totnes he'll be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: As long as he avoids Totnes he'll be safe. I believe that he is currently trapped in Okehampton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I believe that he is currently trapped in Okehampton. Bring me the head of Sam Peckinpah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I believe that he is currently trapped in Okehampton. Crediton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Crediton. Crediton is a one horse town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 She still hasn’t resigned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Crediton is a one horse town. Topsham 10, now that’s a run ashore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Topsham 10, now that’s a run ashore There is nothing wrong with Tops Ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 21 hours ago, Rev said: I can reliably inform you that Lady P's chest is swellingly impressive, while @Mrs Roopswas of a more athletic physique and always had the effortless ability to make this Alpha hombré drip quite fucking uncontrollably. Any bloke on here who disagrees is of course, an unashamedly rampant homosexual. Or you're the rampant (albeit misinformed and in denial), loquacious left footer and we're all well adjusted? Only 2 of 10 cats prefer rotten Welsh tuna. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Goober said: Or you're the rampant (albeit misinformed and in denial), loquacious left footer and we're all well adjusted? Only 2 of 10 cats prefer rotten Welsh tuna. Just a thought. Do you think you’ll be chancing your arm at a little humour under the Goober handle, doc? No one’s forgotten the hysterical episode when I questioned your confidence and timing shortly before you were banned. A flounce to behold! It can’t be easy having to reinvent oneself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Do you think you’ll be chancing your arm at a little humour under the Goober handle, doc? No one’s forgotten the hysterical episode when I questioned your confidence and timing shortly before you were banned. A flounce to behold! It can’t be easy having to reinvent oneself. Strange, but as I recall, I've never been banned. I did have 1 week in the cooler once. You on the other hand... For flounce, perhaps read self-diagnosed despair with the site's ongoing tolerance of fucking spastics. You know who I'm referring to, don't you, Francis. I can live within the rules whilst continuing to call out third rate dimwits such as you. Get your facts straight, Greek goat fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Goober said: Strange, but as I recall, I've never been banned. I did have 1 week in the cooler once. You on the other hand... For flounce, perhaps read self-diagnosed despair with the site's ongoing tolerance of fucking spastics. You know who I'm referring to, don't you, Francis. I can live within the rules whilst continuing to call out third rate dimwits such as you. Get your facts straight, Greek goat fucker. Thought not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: Thought not. Yeah, it's been a while since you've had a thought, original or otherwise. Pillock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Goober said: Yeah, it's been a while since you've had a thought, original or otherwise. Pillock. Come on, doc, we were mates. You sailed through the initial newby stage and then went all Wolfie. You ended up moping all over the site and, as always, it was down to me to call a spade a spade. I’m telling you now, you won’t last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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