White Cunt Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How times change for the worse. In a week when Sean Connery has died, great bloke who openly stated that occasionally, in a relationship, a woman needs a bit of a slapping, poor old Johnny Depp has had his illustrious career and reputation obliterated for administering a bit of corporal rectification to his betrothed. Reminds me of my ex-wife who was such a vile Cunt, that when she left me and checked her bruised and bloodied self into a battered woman’s hostel...even they kicked fuck out of her. Top post. Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 The way I see it, both Depp and the wife are equally responsible. Let's be honest, the entire thing probably started off as a squabble over who got to use the eyeliner first and snowballed from there. The rest is just dramatics and bitch fights. Pair of fucking divas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The way I see it, both Depp and the wife are equally responsible. Let's be honest, the entire thing probably started off as a squabble over who got to use the eyeliner first and snowballed from there. The rest is just dramatics and bitch fights. Pair of fucking divas. She has a cunt....therefore is one in my book. Finger’s crossed, she has many a good shoeing in her future... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How times change for the worse. In a week when Sean Connery has died, great bloke who openly stated that occasionally, in a relationship, a woman needs a bit of a slapping, poor old Johnny Depp has had his illustrious career and reputation obliterated for administering a bit of corporal rectification to his betrothed. Reminds me of my ex-wife who was such a vile Cunt, that when she left me and checked her bruised and bloodied self into a battered woman’s hostel...even they kicked fuck out of her. Depp's career was going down the swanee after the annoying Pirate films stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "I can't really complain, I've spent every day of the last 35 years drinking bourbon, snorting cocaine and banging strippers three at a time." Works for me. Most people think I look about 22, but they’re the people I’ve been drinking bourbon, sniffing charlie and banging strippers with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She has a cunt....therefore is one in my book. Finger’s crossed, she has many a good shoeing in her future... She seems like a nice girl to me, apart from maybe the shitting in his bed bit. I’m undecided on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: You knew how to live.... in my neck of the woods...it was a little cheaper in 1973.... six pints of AK 66p. Fish and chips 30p... you could probably get a cigar for 4p...I had to walk as I was quite a way off the bus route. That's not your life story. That's a fucking Hovis advert. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 6 hours ago, Neil said: -3 pints of Double Diamond 96p,chinky chips and rice 80p Anyone reading this north of Watford Gap is now muttering.....Fucking prices down South, out of fucking control. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 15 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Ah yes....1972. £ 15% less since 2016. Add another - 10% in 2021. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Great years, when a man could spend the wife’s housekeeping by 8pm on a Friday after work in the pub on proper ale. Strong enough to numb the feeling in a man’s knuckles as they connected with the missus’ eye socket for questioning the said expenditure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The doctor and a couple of nurses spontaneously started singing Handel's Messiah, and three wise men left gifts of Terrys all gold, Frankenstein and Grrrrr. Spudgun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spudgun? I was at Greenwich theatre for a performance of Cyrano with his son Jason and Sean was in the audience. Every female was at 180 degrees for entire play watching HIM. Quite interesting to see that level of pulling power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Great years, when a man could spend the wife’s housekeeping by 8pm on a Friday after work in the pub on proper ale. Strong enough to numb the feeling in a man’s knuckles as they connected with the missus’ eye socket for questioning the said expenditure. You can joke about beating women, presumably because you have never seen it happen in real life. Its not funny, trust me on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How times change for the worse. In a week when Sean Connery has died, great bloke who openly stated that occasionally, in a relationship, a woman needs a bit of a slapping, poor old Johnny Depp has had his illustrious career and reputation obliterated for administering a bit of corporal rectification to his betrothed. Reminds me of my ex-wife who was such a vile Cunt, that when she left me and checked her bruised and bloodied self into a battered woman’s hostel...even they kicked fuck out of her. No doubt Amber was a bit of a gold digging money grabbing, manipulative tart, but its never okay to hit a woman. I think the only exception would be in self defence if she was trying to stab you with a kitchen knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 25 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: No doubt Amber was a bit of a gold digging money grabbing, manipulative tart, but its never okay to hit a woman. I think the only exception would be in self defence if she was trying to stab you with a kitchen knife. Oooohhh...first name terms eh...’Amber’ is it? I thought you were being a tad touchy. Personally, I’d hoof any tart who shat on my expensive, high thread count Egyptian cotton sheets...coked up or otherwise. Examine the fucking evidence before you start spouting more shite than flowed out of her rancid hoop onto JD’s quilt. I’ve seen that pirate fella batter fuck out of all sorts of tasty, mean-looking dead blokes. If he’d lost his rag(s) and gone after her she’d have more than light bruising, that much I do know. Slagcunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 36 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You can joke about beating women, presumably because you have never seen it happen in real life. Its not funny, trust me on this. Trust me...I’ve seen it AND experienced it...far more than you amigo. This is a site for and about...cunts. Get off you’re high horse you twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Great years, when a man could spend the wife’s housekeeping by 8pm on a Friday after work in the pub on proper ale. Strong enough to numb the feeling in a man’s knuckles as they connected with the missus’ eye socket for questioning the said expenditure. You never really made it as a 1960s screenwriter did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Trust me...I’ve seen it AND experienced it...far more than you amigo. This is a site for and about...cunts. Get off you’re high horse you twat. I've suffered terribly at the hands of bleating women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 9 hours ago, White Cunt said: Top post. Jesus fucking Christ. A very strange post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's not your life story. That's a fucking Hovis advert. Aye...oor dad always said it were a bloody long way to walk for a loaf of bread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Aye...oor dad always said it were a bloody long way to walk for a loaf of bread! Hovis advert. Ridley Scott's first stab at directing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hovis advert. Ridley Scott's first stab at directing. To think this was the pre-cursor to Alien, Gladiator and Black Hawk Down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: To think this was the pre-cursor to Alien, Gladiator and Black Hawk Down. "Get away from my cut loaf, you bitch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Get away from my cut loaf, you bitch". Well done Gyps. You managed to pick a line from the film directed by James Cameron. Bless you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well done Gyps. You managed to pick a line from the film directed by James Cameron. Bless you. I couldn't think of any line from Alien. How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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