Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Fat, creepy noiress dressed like a Ugandan brass presented News at Ten tonight. When I say ‘presented’ what I mean is it gurned, fluttered it’s eyelids and flirted with the camera in the same way an in season hippo-cow on the Zambezi might. The fuck is going on on our tellys these days? Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 She'd probably wear a black poppy if she could.. de bitch PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fat, creepy noiress dressed like a Ugandan brass presented News at Ten tonight. When I say ‘presented’ what I mean is it gurned, fluttered it’s eyelids and flirted with the camera in the same way an in season hippo-cow on the Zambezi might. The fuck is going on on our tellys these days? Cunts. Moira Stewart you old fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Moira Stewart you old fuckwit. Moira was a trailblazer for diversity, not only was she one the first black newsreaders but the first trannie because no bird has got a voice that fucking deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Moira Stewart you old fuckwit. She could speak and didn’t look like a morbidly-obese Kampalan streetwalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 I don't see why the wearing of a poppy should be limited to just a couple of weeks per year. If I had my way, they would be worn year round as a mark of respect for our boys, and this wouldn't be voluntary but mandatory. Anyone refusing to comply would be faced with an initial 10k fine for a first offence. For a second, they'd be staked to the ground and slowly crushed to death by Sir Tom Moore repeatedly running them over in his mobility scooter. Rule, Britannia and God save the Queen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't see why the wearing of a poppy should be limited to just a couple of weeks per year. If I had my way, they would be worn year round as a mark of respect for our boys, and this wouldn't be voluntary but mandatory. Anyone refusing to comply would be faced with an initial 10k fine for a first offence. For a second, they'd be staked to the ground and slowly crushed to death by Sir Tom Moore repeatedly running them over in his mobility scooter. Rule, Britannia and God save the Queen. I’m in complete agreement. An excellent idea. As an aside, I assume you would have the pigs/filth enforce these new rules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: they would be worn year round as a mark of respect for our boys, And girls, you neanderthal sexist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Moira was a trailblazer for diversity, not only was she one the first black newsreaders but the first trannie because no bird has got a voice that fucking deep. She was never high on any discerning rapists hit list though, even in her late teens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: And girls, you neanderthal sexist cunt. What about the LGBGTBG regiment wiped out at Paschendale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brit Brutus Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Decimus said: I don't see why the wearing of a poppy should be limited to just a couple of weeks per year. If I had my way, they would be worn year round as a mark of respect for our boys, and this wouldn't be voluntary but mandatory. Anyone refusing to comply would be faced with an initial 10k fine for a first offence. For a second, they'd be staked to the ground and slowly crushed to death by Sir Tom Moore repeatedly running them over in his mobility scooter. Rule, Britannia and God save the Queen. Personally, I’d like to see the poppy replaced, maybe with a rainbow pendant to represent out support of our boys and gals in the NHS and made mandatory so as you can’t go into a shop without proudly displaying it on your lapel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She was never high on any discerning rapists hit list though, even in her late teens. What about her early teens or younger, for the not too fussy 'N's ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't see why the wearing of a poppy should be limited to just a couple of weeks per year. If I had my way, they would be worn year round as a mark of respect for our boys, and this wouldn't be voluntary but mandatory. Anyone refusing to comply would be faced with an initial 10k fine for a first offence. For a second, they'd be staked to the ground and slowly crushed to death by Sir Tom Moore repeatedly running them over in his mobility scooter. Rule, Britannia and God save the Queen. English Heart, Irish Blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She could speak and didn’t look like a morbidly-obese Kampalan streetwalker. I find it a bit too much of a coincidence that Moira Stewart and Beetlejuice have never been spotted together. ”It’s showtime!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: What about the LGBGTBG regiment wiped out at Paschendale? Ah yes...The Rear Gunners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: And girls, you neanderthal sexist cunt. "Someone has to cook for our boys"! Winston Churchill- Tobruk 1942. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Bring back Trevor McDonald...he was the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Brit Brutus said: Personally, I’d like to see the poppy replaced, maybe with a rainbow pendant to represent out support of our boys and gals in the NHS and made mandatory so as you can’t go into a shop without proudly displaying it on your lapel. Just 8 posts in and I'm already getting more than a whiff of an NHS-clapping, public sector-working, trade union-noshing, Guardian/BBC-reading snowflake wanker. Prove me wrong, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brit Brutus Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Just 8 posts in and I'm already getting more than a whiff of an NHS-clapping, public sector-working, trade union-noshing, Guardian/BBC-reading snowflake wanker. Prove me wrong, please. I think you and I will get on Wolfie I clearly haven’t made my feelings on the the public sector clear enough yet in my opening gambits. But to be fair my only nomination to date is discounts being offered to the NHS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 The poppy isnt sold here as far as im aware n certainly not worn.. symbols of the British empire arent popular here PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: The poppy isnt sold here as far as im aware n certainly not worn.. symbols of the British empire arent popular here PANZERMURPHYBABY Three Irish pikeys offered to sell me a puppy last week. When I politely declined, they offered me a fight instead. Splendid chaps indeed. Shame I didn’t have time to stop and chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Three Irish pikeys offered to sell me a puppy last week. When I politely declined, they offered me a fight instead. Splendid chaps indeed. Shame I didn’t have time to stop and chat. I fucking hate pikeys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 16 hours ago, Brit Brutus said: Personally, I’d like to see the poppy replaced, maybe with a rainbow pendant to represent out support of our boys and gals in the NHS and made mandatory so as you can’t go into a shop without proudly displaying it on your lapel. This is a trap isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Three Irish pikeys offered to sell me a puppy last week. When I politely declined, they offered me a fight instead. Splendid chaps indeed. Shame I didn’t have time to stop and chat. From a man who flogs Christmas trees ina carpark..id say yer dna is 48% man of the road PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Three Irish pikeys offered to sell me a puppy last week. When I politely declined, they offered me a fight instead. Splendid chaps indeed. Shame I didn’t have time to stop and chat. I would have taken the dog, for it's own safety, and then kicked fuck out of the pikeys. Up your game for fucks sake Billy, you're making the rest of us look like soft cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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