Penny Farthing Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is Al Qaeda airways safety talk, if I'm not mistaken. Isil Coachlines seven nights in The Trossachs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 Women's involvement in football should be limited to asking the score whilst they bring in the dinner and or a beer from the kitchen. There are times when a woman needs to be quiet and not talk (which is most of the time). When you are trying to watch a game and the Mrs asks stupid questions or decides to try and talk about the fucking shopping list that's when you need to throw something at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Isil Coachlines seven nights in The Trossachs. You haven't aged well have you? I thought your last picture was quite sexy and now you've turned into a bitter, miserable in looking past it cunt. Am I wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 The BBC are really taking the piss now with their neverending promotion of women's Football. Firstly women's football is shite and secondly why is Alex Scott and other lesbian looking types commentating on football matches that are way above their skill level and understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: This is there new 20/21 away kit Suicide vests for goalposts. Marvellous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You haven't aged well have you? I thought your last picture was quite sexy and now you've turned into a bitter, miserable in looking past it cunt. Am I wrong? You don't know the half of it. Pen's got a cock like an anaconda and bollocks that would make a baboon blush. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You don't know the half of it. Pen's got a cock like an anaconda and bollocks that would make a baboon blush. She'll/He'll ldefinitely be replacing Gary Lineker as Match of the Day presenter then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: She'll/He'll ldefinitely be replacing Gary Lineker as Match of the Day presenter then. Pen's cock has just landed the role of Kaa in the new BBC adaptation of The Jungle Book. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen's cock has just landed the role of Kaa in the new BBC adaptation of The Jungle Book. Did she/he have to retire from the game as it's cock was always offside...even though she/he was down the other end if the pitch? That VAR is a nightmare. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: The BBC are really taking the piss now with their neverending promotion of women's Football. Firstly women's football is shite and secondly why is Alex Scott and other lesbian looking types commentating on football matches that are way above their skill level and understanding. Sky have Paul Merson to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: You don't know the half of it. Pen's got a cock like an anaconda and bollocks that would make a baboon blush. Shouldn't that be an arsehole to make a baboon blush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Neil said: This is their new 20/21 away kit It must be a fucking nightmare for passenger profiler's working for Etihad ect. You've got a boarding suite full of Bin Laden lookalikes in robes, but I'm sure that I read somewhere that a fatwa was issued banning the highjacking of Arab airlines... Anyone fancy an Air Marshall's job? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Women's involvement in football should be limited to asking the score whilst they bring in the dinner and or a beer from the kitchen. There are times when a woman needs to be quiet and not talk (which is most of the time). When you are trying to watch a game and the Mrs asks stupid questions or decides to try and talk about the fucking shopping list that's when you need to throw something at her. Fuck the VAR decision. Do you want mash or roast potatoes tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It must be a fucking nightmare for passenger profiler's working for Etihad act. You've got a boarding suite full of Bin Laden lookalikes in robes, but I'm sure that I read somewhere that a fatwa was issued banning the highjacking of Arab airlines... Anyone fan I'd be more worried if there was some cunt dressed as a rabbi in the boarding suite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck the VAR decision. Do you want mash or roast potatoes tonight? Roast thanks, and clean the house as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Roast thanks, and clean the house as well. Raasclaat mon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Raasclaat mon! You terrible racist...you think you know someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd be more worried if there was some cunt dressed as a rabbi in the boarding suite. I just read that completely wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I just read that completely wrong. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I just read that completely wrong. You cunt,that's a bacon sandwich with ketchup thats got to be cleared up off the carpet before it stains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 On 13/03/2021 at 10:27, Old Chap Raasclaat said: There are times when a woman needs to be quiet and not talk One day there was a woman who was quiet and didn’t talk. Unfortunately it was only for one day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 Screeching, banshee whores. One of them was even on the TMO at yesterday’s ENGLAND v France game. It’s not like, as a sub-species, they’re known for their accurate decision making and balanced thought process (see the Roops/Harold debacle.) I’d round the lot of the bints up and make them walk across south-west London at night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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