camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 I'm not sure who she is but it fucking pains me to say this. I'm trying to listen to the Spurs v Antwerp match on BBC London but fuck me I've had to abandon it. Not only is her shrill vocals making my ears bleed but she keeps stumbling over names, "it's now with..er...the....er... Antwerp player" changing the name of a player she got wrong and long silences that keeps making me think I've lost the feed. What the fuck Bradley Allen who's sitting with her thinks I hate to think. Its just too painful to listen to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not sure who she is but it fucking pains me to say this. I'm trying to listen to the Spurs v Antwerp match on BBC London but fuck me I've had to abandon it. Not only is her shrill vocals making my ears bleed but she keeps stumbling over names, "it's now with..er...the....er... Antwerp player" changing the name of a player she got wrong and long silences that keeps making me think I've lost the feed. What the fuck Bradley Allen who's sitting with her thinks I hate to think. Its just too painful to listen to. My sympathies it's a bit like men doing eau du parfum adverts. It just ain't right. But give one of these modern women a bit of washing to do without a washing machine or even a dryer and they're fucking lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not sure who she is but it fucking pains me to say this. I'm trying to listen to the Spurs v Antwerp match on BBC London but fuck me I've had to abandon it. Not only is her shrill vocals making my ears bleed but she keeps stumbling over names, "it's now with..er...the....er... Antwerp player" changing the name of a player she got wrong and long silences that keeps making me think I've lost the feed. What the fuck Bradley Allen who's sitting with her thinks I hate to think. Its just too painful to listen to. Will you please tell all the other channels that insist on having one of these caterwalling shrill fuckers trying to analyse a man's game because it does my fucking nut in too.I sit with my finger on the mute button for every time the high pitched whine starts. Alex whatsername is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not sure who she is but it fucking pains me to say this. I'm trying to listen to the Spurs v Antwerp match on BBC London but fuck me I've had to abandon it. Not only is her shrill vocals making my ears bleed but she keeps stumbling over names, "it's now with..er...the....er... Antwerp player" changing the name of a player she got wrong and long silences that keeps making me think I've lost the feed. What the fuck Bradley Allen who's sitting with her thinks I hate to think. Its just too painful to listen to. In the interests of balance, Bodyform have signed up Graeme Souness for their next ad campaign. He never did like wing(er)s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not sure who she is but it fucking pains me to say this. I'm trying to listen to the Spurs v Antwerp match on BBC London but fuck me I've had to abandon it. Not only is her shrill vocals making my ears bleed but she keeps stumbling over names, "it's now with..er...the....er... Antwerp player" changing the name of a player she got wrong and long silences that keeps making me think I've lost the feed. What the fuck Bradley Allen who's sitting with her thinks I hate to think. Its just too painful to listen to. You shouldn’t be listening to football... you should be ironing, cooking or cleaning you slovenly old witch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You shouldn’t be listening to football... you should be ironing, cooking or cleaning you slovenly old witch. Good evening, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You shouldn’t be listening to football... you should be ironing, cooking or cleaning you slovenly old witch. There's nothing, and I mean nothing, worse than a woman who talks about football as if they know what they're on about. The Gyppo reminds me of my mother, who has asked me in every single televised international tournament since 1996 "Is Alan Shearer playing?". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: There's nothing, and I mean nothing, worse than a woman who talks about football as if they know what they're on about. The Gyppo reminds me of my mother, who has asked me in every single televised international tournament since 1996 "Is Alan Shearer playing?". Is Alan Shearer your father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Is Alan Shearer your father? No, Carlton Palmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You shouldn’t be listening to football... you should be ironing, cooking or cleaning you slovenly old witch. I can do all three and still listen. Bit like you wanking off two Nigerians at the same time and still talk bollocks Xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can do all three and still listen. Bit like you wanking off two Nigerians at the same time and still talk bollocks Xx Why has no woman ever been sent to the moon? It doesn’t need cleaning yet... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 41 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why has no woman ever been sent to the moon? It doesn’t need cleaning yet... Silly old slapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You shouldn’t be listening to football... you should be ironing, cooking or cleaning you slovenly old witch. She is usually too pissed to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Good evening, idiot. Ape, please! Have a soul! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, White Cunt said: She is usually too pissed to care. I'm never too pissed to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm never too pissed to care. Correction - too influenced by wine to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 Did you know there are a full five pages of nominations with "BBC" in the title? Anyway, this one was relatively recent, and vaguely relevant, so this is where I'm posting the latest abomination that isn't worthy of a thread in its own right, but... "Why I started UK's first Muslim women's football team" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 On 11/12/2020 at 06:09, Decimus said: No, Carlton Palmer. What was he doing in the fucking box? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What was he doing in the fucking box? Palmer's nickname was 'Jigsaw'. Because he went to pieces in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you know there are a full five pages of nominations with "BBC" in the title? Anyway, this one was relatively recent, and vaguely relevant, so this is where I'm posting the latest abomination that isn't worthy of a thread in its own right, but... "Why I started UK's first Muslim women's football team" Good luck to them. Can't be easy playing football whilst wearing a Burka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you know there are a full five pages of nominations with "BBC" in the title? Anyway, this one was relatively recent, and vaguely relevant, so this is where I'm posting the latest abomination that isn't worthy of a thread in its own right, but... "Why I started UK's first Muslim women's football team" They'll probably be a load of shi'ite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Palmer's nickname was 'Jigsaw'. Because he went to pieces in the box. Do I not like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you know there are a full five pages of nominations with "BBC" in the title? Anyway, this one was relatively recent, and vaguely relevant, so this is where I'm posting the latest abomination that isn't worthy of a thread in its own right, but... "Why I started UK's first Muslim women's football team" Why indeed. Next week, "Why Punkape Started Cheshires First Homosexual Mens Netball Team." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 This is their new 20/21 away kit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: This is there new 20/21 away kit This is Al Qaeda airways safety talk, if I'm not mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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