Dyslexic cnut Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) Odd how it was hilarious when the North got fucked due to being ‘filthy unwashed Neanderthals’ Now, central is getting a taste the outcry is monumental. Suck it up you crying bunch of pricks. Tell it to Ahmed next door. Cunts. Edited December 21, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Odd how it was hilarious when the North got fucked due to being ‘filthy unwashed Neanderthals’ Now, central is getting a taste the outcry is monumental. Suck it up you crying bunch of pricks. Tell it to Ahmed next door. Cunts. Drugs kicking in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Drugs kicking in? Pomerol mate x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: There's many a punter on the Corner who originally hail from London and the home counties, and will have no doubt planned Christmas trips back to the ethnically cleansed wastelands they once left. So despite a pointless month long lockdown which has done little to slow the spread of Covid, its been decided that Southern England needs a taste of the tier system that worked so well up North. Watching the so called experts debating the merits of whether a slight increase in Covid was justifiable in preventing numerous suicides, and pensioners isolated over the festive season they all look forward to. Boris and Co are also now pushing a story of a much more virulent strain putting down roots in the South East. The incompetence of this fucking government is staggering, and the timely produced drug having a 70% efficacy doesn't look promising. The Russian Sputnik vaccine has an efficacy of over 90% and has is being delivered to the Russian populace as a type. Cancelling Christmas. Fuck right off, Boris! Thing is, do you really believe the Russkies more than our government? They're all lying cunts no matter who says what. The most interesting thing, is that the chinky winks are all back to normal. But,can you believe what those little fucks say? Who do believe or disbelieve? It's a fucking conundrum ain't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is, do you really believe the Russkies more than our government? They're all lying cunts no matter who says what. The most interesting thing, is that the chinky winks are all back to normal. But,can you believe what those little fucks say? Who do believe or disbelieve? It's a fucking conundrum ain't it? Precisely. How does the misinformation end? No idea who to fuckin believe anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I feel quite sorry for the folk in Blighty trying to fight covid. I hope everyone pulls through fit and healthy. Except you, you cunt. I hope you snuff it gasping for air and pissing, shitting the bed. I piss and shit the bed most nights. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I feel quite sorry for the folk in Blighty trying to fight covid. I hope everyone pulls through fit and healthy. Except you, you cunt. I hope you snuff it gasping for air and pissing, shitting the bed. Leave him alone you fucking bully. His Daddy is in jail. Have a heart ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I piss and shit the bed most nights. I used to play rugby with a bloke who did the Triple Crown every Saturday night. Pissed, shit and puked the bed. His bird was posh and as fit as fuck and he was a beast. She used to get up, shower, clean him up and go back to bed. In the morning she never mentioned it and cooked him a full English breakfast. Anyone got her number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 And to make matters worse I've just found out that little mouthy, almost gay like cunt, Lewis Shamilton has won BBC Sports Cunt of the year. I didn't watch the pile of shit as it's on par with Eurovision, in my opinion. Pile of fucking wank covered shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 9 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Labour started the ball rolling though, tories are just following on from there shit show. Could you edit this nomination to THE UK IS SHUT DOWN FOR CHRISTMAS BUT SCHOOLS WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD THE DISEASE IN CLASSES OF 35+ CREATED BY TORY CUTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: And to make matters worse I've just found out that little mouthy, almost gay like cunt, Lewis Shamilton has won BBC Sports Cunt of the year. I didn't watch the pile of shit as it's on par with Eurovision, in my opinion. Pile of fucking wank covered shit. Why is anyone surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is, do you really believe the Russkies more than our government? They're all lying cunts no matter who says what. The most interesting thing, is that the chinky winks are all back to normal. But,can you believe what those little fucks say? Who do believe or disbelieve? It's a fucking conundrum ain't it? The chinks, definitely not, wasn't it proven that they are just basically makingbthe figures up as they go along. Bunch of bat eating wronguns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just now, cuntspotter said: Why is anyone surprised? Because he's black, and therefore, by his own logic, oppressed by the white man. I'm sure he finds this little tummy rub and pat on the head a suitable admission of his greatness, despite every other cunt on the planet seeing it for the pandering, box ticking shite it is. Cunt has reached such a level of smugness and self gratification that he doesn't even care if its relevant praise or not. I wonder if he considered his mother's side of his pocket money as reparations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: Because he's black, and therefore, by his own logic, oppressed by the white man. I'm sure he finds this little tummy rub and pat on the head a suitable admission of his greatness, despite every other cunt on the planet seeing it for the pandering, box ticking shite it is. Cunt has reached such a level of smugness and self gratification that he doesn't even care if its relevant praise or not. I wonder if he considered his mother's side of his pocket money as reparations? He is about as oppressed as I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 10 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I piss and shit the bed most nights. Does it not interfere with your social agenda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: Does it not interfere with your social agenda? Howz things in the lorry outside Dover? Merry Covid Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 10 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I piss and shit the bed most nights. But he does it accidentally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: But he does it accidentally. It is more incidental I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Because he's black, and therefore, by his own logic, oppressed by the white man. I'm sure he finds this little tummy rub and pat on the head a suitable admission of his greatness, despite every other cunt on the planet seeing it for the pandering, box ticking shite it is. Cunt has reached such a level of smugness and self gratification that he doesn't even care if its relevant praise or not. I wonder if he considered his mother's side of his pocket money as reparations? I'm sure the one dimensional little arse will accept a Knighthood from the evil empire that kept his brothers and sisters in suppression. Anyway, the only black people I saw last night was when I watched Zulu. There were "Thaaasaands of 'em". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 I understand that The Range being a place that sells "essential" items will be opening all of its stores on Boxing Day. This will of course provide a chance for people to queue to get into the store car parks thus blocking roads for some distance around each store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Because he's black, and therefore, by his own logic, oppressed by the white man. I'm sure he finds this little tummy rub and pat on the head a suitable admission of his greatness, despite every other cunt on the planet seeing it for the pandering, box ticking shite it is. Cunt has reached such a level of smugness and self gratification that he doesn't even care if its relevant praise or not. I wonder if he considered his mother's side of his pocket money as reparations? the one legged, tax dodging, expat cunt should be spit roasted along with Sir Philip Greed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure the one dimensional little arse will accept a Knighthood from the evil empire that kept his brothers and sisters in suppression. Anyway, the only black people I saw last night was when I watched Zulu. There were "Thaaasaands of 'em". Why us, Sarge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Why us, Sarge? Just watched the original Ladykillers classic lines "put him in the barrow" and One Round's "I made a mistake". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure the one dimensional little arse will accept a Knighthood from the evil empire that kept his brothers and sisters in suppression. Anyway, the only black people I saw last night was when I watched Zulu. There were "Thaaasaands of 'em". Was there a line anything like one in the Ladykillers such as "Has the major come down yet?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Odd how it was hilarious when the North got fucked due to being ‘filthy unwashed Neanderthals’ Now, central is getting a taste the outcry is monumental. Suck it up you crying bunch of pricks. Tell it to Ahmed next door. Cunts. There's far more Ahmed's up in your deliberately neglected wasteland. Tell the isolated old folks expecting visits from their loved ones "to suck it up". I would have thought you'd have been keeping a lower profile after your recent pasting. Fucking idiot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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