King Billy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's an old gypsy remedy for piles. You rub tea leaves into your farmers and wait. Not sure if it works but I can look up your arse and read your future. Fucking hell Gypps. All you ever talk about these days is arses. What’s happened to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Garibaldis or Bourbons? Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: It couldn't get into the John Grant School, let alone fucking Oxford. I'd give it a leg up to pull down that Rhodes statue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eight out of ten cats think that you are a stupid fucking cunt. Your honour I was simply following rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Eight out of ten cats think that you are a stupid fucking cunt. Eight out of ten Down's sufferers with severe learning difficulties think he's a stupid fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just make sure you get plenty of vitamin-C. It helps your immunity to bugs and germs and shit. Thank you for your advice Eric. love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 40 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd give it a leg up to pull down that Rhodes statue. Wind your neck in, you rice pudding on wheels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 33 minutes ago, ProfB said: Wind your neck in, you rice pudding on wheels. I reckon you have the proportions of a well fed grey squirrel and could power up that academic elevation on your hind legs. Then with your little claws pull down the offending statutary tribute possibly nibbling a few nuts at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just make sure you get plenty of vitamin-C. It helps your immunity to bugs and germs and shit. Eric. I’ve noticed that for the last couple of days quite a lot of MSM have been asking the question, should people wear two masks? I can’t be fucking bothered to quote any source specifically but I’ve seem at least 6 or 7 different news companies all on message. Devious bastards framing the narrative as if it’s a harmless question. And as soon as they feed enough sheeple the latest talking point the experts will start recommending it as science. You heard it here first. DOUBLE MASK WANKERS. Any cunt who puts two masks on deserves to die twice as much as the old school ONE MASK WANKERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eric. I’ve noticed that for the last couple of days quite a lot of MSM have been asking the question, should people wear two masks? I can’t be fucking bothered to quote any source specifically but I’ve seem at least 6 or 7 different news companies all on message. Devious bastards framing the narrative as if it’s a harmless question. And as soon as they feed enough sheeple the latest talking point the experts will start recommending it as science. You heard it here first. DOUBLE MASK WANKERS. Any cunt who puts two masks on deserves to die twice as much as the old school ONE MASK WANKERS. That will kill more people because they wont be able to fucking breathe. Darwinism at work  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eric. I’ve noticed that for the last couple of days quite a lot of MSM have been asking the question, should people wear two masks? I can’t be fucking bothered to quote any source specifically but I’ve seem at least 6 or 7 different news companies all on message. Devious bastards framing the narrative as if it’s a harmless question. And as soon as they feed enough sheeple the latest talking point the experts will start recommending it as science. You heard it here first. DOUBLE MASK WANKERS. Any cunt who puts two masks on deserves to die twice as much as the old school ONE MASK WANKERS. Two faced cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's an old gypsy remedy for piles. You rub tea leaves into your farmers and wait. Not sure if it works but I can look up your arse and read your future. What’s your prediction accuracy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, White Cunt said: What’s your prediction accuracy? I predict a riot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 9 hours ago, ProfB said: Thank you for your advice Eric. love ProfB xxx Your body can absorb upto 180mg every 2-3 hours and any excess is excreted through urine. If you buy vitamin C supplements make sure you double up on your Tena piss absorbing nappies for grown ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 21 hours ago, ProfB said: Does Sputnik V vaccine contain space dust & vodka? Anyone know how to make it because I am in the number 8 group to be vaxed. The gods help those, that help themselves. So I am eager for some DIY until it's my turn to have the Oxford one. Love ProfB xxx  PS in Scottish : Does sputnik v vaccine contain space stoor & voddie & Cunt is Fud? OMG 😱 Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 22 hours ago, ProfB said: Does Sputnik V vaccine contain space dust & vodka? Anyone know how to make it because I am in the number 8 group to be vaxed. No, it contains high quantities of neat bleach, paraquat and sodium chlorate. As you are in group 8 I suggest you make your own to either inject or, as this is the only vaccine that can be absorbed orally, drink it by the litre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off I bet you wear an anorak - you sad case. I am glad to see the back of you. Â Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 On 19/01/2021 at 18:19, Eric Cuntman said: Just make sure you get plenty of vitamin-C. It helps your immunity to bugs and germs and shit. Placebo covid19 jab? I have stabbed my arm with a paperclip, while my eyes were shut telling my subconscious it was my first covid19 jab - my mind now doesn’t know if I had the real jab or the fake one, therefore I am now experiencing the placebo effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, ProfB said: Placebo covid19 jab? I have stabbed my arm with a paperclip, while my eyes were shut telling my subconscious it was my first covid19 jab - my mind now doesn’t know if I had the real jab or the fake one, therefore I am now experiencing the placebo effect. Now you have tetanus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 On 19/01/2021 at 19:20, King Billy said: Fucking hell Gypps. All you ever talk about these days is arses. What’s happened to you? He is learning to play with your sacred pipe arsehole. Up it that is. Unwashed to mouth. Your mouth. Gobshite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He is learning to play with your sacred pipe arsehole. Up it that is. Unwashed to mouth. Your mouth. Gobshite. Shut up you spastic fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He is learning to play with your sacred pipe arsehole. Up it that is. Unwashed to mouth. Your mouth. Gobshite. Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly get any worse, you’ve proved me wrong. Frank must be fucking furious. Being the worst on here was all he had left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shut up you spastic fucking cunt. You love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You love it. In all seriousness Harold, Roops will execute you permanently soon if you don't stop shit-flinging like some teenage, attention seeking shock-jock wannabe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In all seriousness Harold, Roops will execute you permanently soon if you don't stop shit-flinging like some teenage, attention seeking shock-jock wannabe. Team Eric Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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