Cunty BigBollox Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: So you're up for it? Get a room benders. Although, you should be aware that Covid isn't transmitted via bum sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Scope is what this thick, down syndrome cunt needs, alright. Perhaps @Stubby Pecker can advise for old times sake. The days of lies, intrigue and vendettas... The memories bring a tear to my japs eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 13 hours ago, King Billy said: It may just be a coincidence but this nom has in the blink of an eye transformed itself into a shitslinging contest, exactly like every other nom that Harold joins. Weird or what? It's the Harold effect...he often has an argument with himself in his bedroom at his parents house as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 On 22/01/2021 at 10:33, Old Chap Raasclaat said: In another twist in the neverending Covid saga our useless Government are considering paying anybody who tests positive for Covid 19 £500. This apparently will encourage more people to get tested and help them out financially. As I type this hordes of poor, down and outs and cunts are hanging around shops, running after any cunt who looks a little ill and are offering mouth to mouth to any cunt with a cough. What about the South African, Brazilian and Kent strains? They think these strains can infect you after you've already had it, so will there be a cap on payments? What about the inaccurate tests as well? The farce continues and there will be years of this bollocks. What a pile of cunt. £19 if you test positive for Covid 500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: £19 if you test positive for Covid 500. That's right, if you test positive for Covid and let the government pay me on your behalf I'll lend you £19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: That's right, if you test positive for Covid and let the government pay me on your behalf I'll lend you £19. Which part of Nigeria are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Which part of Nigeria are you from? London. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: London. You’re not a stabist noir OCR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re not a stabist noir OCR? No I'm a Raasclaat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: No I'm a Raasclaat. Irie...etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: No I'm a Raasclaat. That used to mean ‘soiled jamrag’ in the islands back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That used to mean ‘soiled jamrag’ in the islands back in the day. What island are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: London. I won’t be needing that loan actually. I’ve just found out that I’ve inherited 57,000,000 quid which is being held in a bank in Lagos for me. I knew this year was going to be great. If I worked for someone else I’d phone them right now, call them a cunt and to stick their job up their arse. Gotta go, Colonel Umbongo is calling with the bank details where I need to send the transfer fee to. Bill Gates is a two bob cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What island are you from? Blighty. But I spent 10 in Jamaica, Barbados, Bermuda and Trinny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That used to mean ‘soiled jamrag’ in the islands back in the day. Pussy claat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What island are you from? ...and you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What island are you from? Craggy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ...and you? Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 23 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Britain. Little Britain? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 22/01/2021 at 18:39, Decimus said: The most profligate Conservative government in history, Maggie must be spinning in her grave. And to think just over a year ago they were laughing at Corbyn's manifesto with its ridiculous plans on public spending. Apparently money now grows on trees, The Cornershop Chancellor is like a kid in a fucking sweet shop. GDP to debt ratio is now 99.4% I read, yet still your grandchildren’s money flows to every Tory Donor and spiv in town. For those hoping for rescue, it is worth knowing that Bulgarian economist Kristalina Georgieva, head of the IMF, in her former role with the EU, described Boris Johnson as a “malignancy” and “an imbecile”. Bang on, I’d say. Rishi better ask his tailor to fit knee pads to the next designer whistle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 51 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: GDP to debt ratio is now 99.4% I read, yet still your grandchildren’s money flows to every Tory Donor and spiv in town. For those hoping for rescue, it is worth knowing that Bulgarian economist Kristalina Georgieva, head of the IMF, in her former role with the EU, described Boris Johnson as a “malignancy” and “an imbecile”. Bang on, I’d say. Rishi better ask his tailor to fit knee pads to the next designer whistle. Tell it like it is boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Little Britain? Yeah, I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 On 24/01/2021 at 00:01, King Billy said: Which part of Nigeria are you from? Wotton under Edge. He's literally the only darkie in the Parish and sticks out like a bulldogs bollocks. Unlike @Eddie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 On 24/01/2021 at 00:12, Dyslexic cnut said: Blighty. But I spent 10 in Jamaica, Barbados, Bermuda and Trinny. Trinny out of Trinny & susannah wouldn't be seen dea.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 It never happened so delete the fucking obsolete nomination. Fake News Alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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