King Billy Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: Never ate a dog even when I visited 4 floors of whores... Mouth full of pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 43 minutes ago, Eddie said: Fat, 40 year old virgin, lives with his mum. Get on a diet or even the Thai brides won’t be interested... Seriously Eddie if all you are going to do is call me a 40 year old virgin everyday then you have not only let this fued of ours down, but you've also let yourself down Eddie. What are you going to do about it Eddie? Are you going to actually say something or keep derailing threads and say the same shite. Is this all you've got Eddie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Evening Eddie, I'm made a mistake I'm actually 76 stone. Are you still upset with me Eddie? I've really pissed you off haven't I, which is it your three failed marriages or the fact you're under manners at home and get your ass kicked. Let it go Eddie, it's not my fault your miserable. What is your body to fat ratio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: What is your body to fat ratio? Well you should know Eddie, you already seem to know a lot about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: What is your body to fat ratio? What's yours? For someone with a transbender Avatar, and has asked me if I'm married and about my body and keeps calling me a poof I'm beginning to wonder if you're a bender. Creepy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Mouth full of pussy? Nibbled on the odd growler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: Neil i lived by in Singapore, my apartment overlooked the harbour, a stop off point for most but for me my home. Never ate a dog even when I visited 4 floors of whores... Knowingly... never knowingly ate a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 14 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Don't get me wrong I love dogs, you know proper dogs and not the designer £2000 handbag dogs. However I've noticed during lockdown an alarming number of dog walkers out and about walking their dogs. Why the hell you'd get a dog when you live in or near a decent sized cities centre I don't know. The owners seem to be everywhere walking the poor dogs on pavements, in shops etc anywhere but a fucking field. I used to take great pride in hiding in the bushes of the local field and waiting for an attractive female to wander along. I would then jump out and flash my knob and run away again, can't do it anymore as there are no dog walkers around, they seem to stick to the streets. Plenty of those feral hippy type cunts with dogs running wild as well, not on a lead and shitting up the place. Dog walkers in cities... quite literally Shitcunts. People that call them furbabys. Subhuman scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: People that call them furbabys. Subhuman scum. Plenty of those rich women have them where I live in London, it's worse when you see some man walking a little rat dog...these 'men' really need a kick in the bollocks. It's hard to believe all dogs are descended from Wolves when you see some of the horrors walking around on four legs...I blame @ChildeHarold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Plenty of those rich women have them where I live in London, it's worse when you see some man walking a little rat dog...these 'men' really need a kick in the bollocks. It's hard to believe all dogs are descended from Wolves when you see some of the horrors walking around on four legs...I blame @ChildeHarold. Them men aint men, just fannys. David guettas greatest hits in the fiat 500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 There’s a cunt up here who has two of them yapping little ratcunt dogs that he takes out in a little pram, all dressed up in different outfits with diamonte collars. He has got cancer though so even God hates him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 There's someone round here that walks there dog, picks the shit up and bags it but then ties it to a tree or a gate, it's been going on for a year and i reckon when the locals catch the culprit they will be skinned alive and buggered on the village green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 Its always the little rat dogs that are aggressive and bark at other dogs and then their owners wonder why someones German Shepherd picks them up and uses them for a squeaky toy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its always the little rat dogs that are aggressive and bark at other dogs and then their owners wonder why someones German Shepherd picks them up and uses them for a squeaky toy. One of Wolfie's groupies spakeath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: People that call them furbabys. Subhuman scum. Put a lead on this cunt and you've got a sentient tampon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 15 hours ago, King Billy said: So you followed a woman with a dog into the pet shop and lurked in the corner watching her buy a pets toy, then you’ve presumably followed her for a while in which time darkness has descended, observed the toy glowing and then hidden in the bushes in the park wanking furiously, watching her and her dog innocently doing what dogs and their owners have been doing for centuries? The mind boggles Harold. He was the ‘small glowing toy’ Bill. But now he’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 47 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: One of Wolfie's groupies spakeath. Say it to the man’s face, deadtwat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Put a lead on this cunt and you've got a sentient tampon. I wished I'd said that Oscar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Put a lead on this cunt and you've got a sentient tampon. Dont feed the cunt after midnight though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Put a lead on this cunt and you've got a sentient tampon. If you shaved that there would barely be enough for a decent sarnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: There’s a cunt up here who has two of them yapping little ratcunt dogs that he takes out in a little pram, all dressed up in different outfits with diamonte collars. He has got cancer though so even God hates him. Laffin PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its always the little rat dogs that are aggressive and bark at other dogs and then their owners wonder why someones German Shepherd picks them up and uses them for a squeaky toy. German Shepherd/Alsatian my favourite breed of dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Say it to the man’s face, deadtwat. You're his bitch you do it. Hurry up butler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Put a lead on this cunt and you've got a sentient tampon. Aww...Ickle baby polar bear. I’d give it my last Fox’s Glacier Mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Aww...Ickle baby polar bear. I’d give it my last Fox’s Glacier Mint. I'd give you my last Rolo after it's been inserted in my arse for a few minutes. Nice and soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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