camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: You missed out yesterday, Stubbs. It was proper old school Corner cunting. Me and Dec's fighting back to back against the filthy nonces. I'm sure Ed, Frank, Trucking and Withers will probably all feel the same way. I'm reserving a place on my wall for Harold's severed head, but if you feel like taking the scalp then be my guest... Can I have his brain? I'm building a mong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's worth it for two things: 1. Spud throwing up into the transparent plastic bag round his head 2. Sick Boy and Renton's extemporised rendiiton of "No More Catholics" in the Loyalist bar. 'Raging Spud' was a nice touch. Begbie didn't have the same air of menace though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 42 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is Trainspotting 2 worth a watch? Speak to Pen if you require any railway related information, as long as it’s from the 1950s or earlier. He/She/It can also help you with banal and ridiculous place names too if you require any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I have his brain? I'm building a mong. You might wanna remove the part that's responsible for sexual deviancy first, Gyps, but as a medical professional feel free to let your scapal do its thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Fuck me, Doc. You really brought the beasts out the bushes with your innocuous 'Wet Feet' nom. I can’t really take any credit, all I did was post a little story. I was quite shocked when I later logged in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Begbie didn't have the same air of menace though. I think this was very much the point, Eric. Impotent in so many ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can’t really take any credit, all I did was post a little story. I was quite shocked when I later logged in. I don't know what you were expecting asking for advice on here, actual advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She looks more like a black Sue Pollard. Too large to qualify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I don't know what you were expecting asking for advice on here, actual advice? It wasn’t really advice, he had already decided on a course of action, I was just interested to know how others might have responded to what I thought was an interesting problem. Of course I’m well aware the place is a forum for hyperbole and abuse, so I was hardly naively waiting on guidance from other posters. Then discussions went off in an ugly direction.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It wasn’t really advice, he had already decided on a course of action, I was just interested to know how others might have responded to what I thought was an interesting problem. Of course I’m well aware the place is a forum for hyperbole and abuse, so I was hardly naively waiting on guidance from other posters. Then discussions went off in an ugly direction.... All I can say is, your dummy grenade really packed a bit of a punch in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChildeHarold Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 On 08/03/2021 at 20:41, King Billy said: Do you want some or what? You are post stent Prince Philip. Your days on Netflux are numbered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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