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On 15/03/2021 at 11:17, Major Cunt said:

Do you know what really upsets me, Weary? When I see those adverts of bears driven insane by having to spend years in cages. Watching the poor fuckers rocking like a Broadmoor resident in the Kasbah who's missed a dose of Valium.

I honesty don't know how these cunts can be so barbaric. Maybe it's the fact that I've got a heart, and have been born and bread in a first world nation, but surely empathy is empathy no matter your country of origin?

There's not many adverts that upset the Major bar the Great Ormand Street ones.

 

 

Sounds off topic, but it reminds me of the original Blade Runner film, where replicants can be detected by their responses to questions.  One of the replicants gives itself away by its complete lack of empathy towards a hypothetical tortoise flipped over onto it's back, revealing its complete indifference to the creature's plight...

I'm sure not all Chinese people see animals as resources to be tapped until extinction, but it certainly is a repulsive aspect of their culture, and I really hope their rulers stamp it out as soon as possible.  If any members of the Chinese Communist Party are reading this post (admittedly unlikely), this would be a quick win for your regime's public image...

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On 15/03/2021 at 11:17, Major Cunt said:

Do you know what really upsets me, Weary? When I see those adverts of bears driven insane by having to spend years in cages. Watching the poor fuckers rocking like a Broadmoor resident in the Kasbah who's missed a dose of Valium.

I honesty don't know how these cunts can be so barbaric. Maybe it's the fact that I've got a heart, and have been born and bread in a first world nation, but surely empathy is empathy no matter your country of origin?

There's not many adverts that upset the Major bar the Great Ormand Street ones.

 

 

Damnation !  Apologies to Admin for my multiple posts, hopefully you can delete these duplicates.  Sorry everyone, I'm half asleep.  

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54 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

...replicants can be detected by their responses to questions

The Voight-Kampff test. There's a variant on here known as the Roops-Kleftiko test.

53 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Damnation !  Apologies to Admin for my multiple posts, hopefully you can delete these duplicates.  Sorry everyone, I'm half asleep.  

Just hide the fucking duplicates. It's one of the options under the ellipsis.

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8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The Voight-Kampff test. There's a variant on here known as the Roops-Kleftiko test.

Just hide the fucking duplicates. It's one of the options under the ellipsis.

What sort of questions are asked in the Roops-Kleftiko test ?  What are the telltale responses ?

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2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'm not sure I can add much to some comments already made following this thread other than Polar bears belong in the Arctic, not in zoos or glass boxes in aquariums - and certainly not in hotels for the entertainment of the world's cruellest race of subhuman, pan-faced shitfucks.

The saddest thing of all is I am not surprised. We as humans should be investing resources, time and money into saving the natural habitat of such a beautiful and unique species, not continuing to profit from its misery.

While I would fully support the staged closure of every zoo in the UK, it is not possible for me to hate the Chinese any more than I already do, and I have therefore taken steps (in spite of the initial additional costs) to ensure almost 80% of the products my business uses by the end of this year will not be manufactured in East Asia. I can't even bring myself to go for a Chinese takeaway these days. Fuck them all, the vile, selfish, medieval, disrespectful bastards.

I think zoos do have a place as they are involved in conservation projects where many species of animal thrive better. Polar bears is a tricky one. Because of receding ice in the arctic, the bears are suffering because of disappearing food stock. But if you are going to keep them in a zoo, there really needs to be the perfect habitat set up for them  to make sure that they are happy. 

However, what the chinks are doing is downright right cruel and has nothing to do with conservation.  

I won't even order a chinky takeaway either. The cunts drown their food in salt.

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25 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

What sort of questions are asked in the Roops-Kleftiko test ?  What are the telltale responses ?

Its like the hairs on the palms of your hands ,, simply looking for them means that you have failed the test.

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1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Damnation !  Apologies to Admin for my multiple posts, hopefully you can delete these duplicates.  Sorry everyone, I'm half asleep.  

Focus. It's 11am.

Idiot.

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27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Its like the hairs on the palms of your hands ,, simply looking for them means that you have failed the test.

Unless they're ginger in which case Roops will give you an honorary doctorate.

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52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I think zoos do have a place as they are involved in conservation projects where many species of animal thrive better. Polar bears is a tricky one. Because of receding ice in the arctic, the bears are suffering because of disappearing food stock. But if you are going to keep them in a zoo, there really needs to be the perfect habitat set up for them  to make sure that they are happy. 

However, what the chinks are doing is downright right cruel and has nothing to do with conservation.  

I won't even order a chinky takeaway either. The cunts drown their food in salt.

‘Subhuman pan-faced shitcunts.’ Sometimes you have to just stand back and applaud, Gyps.

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2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

What sort of questions are asked in the Roops-Kleftiko test ?  What are the telltale responses ?

Are you familiar with the ritual of Kolinahr?

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We have the same thing in lazy arsehole Britain where the favourite phrase is "From the comfort of your own home". 

Love Island Australia

Temptation Island

Get Me Out of Here

Ibiza Weekender

Below Decks Mediterranean 

Celebrity First Dates

Teen First Dates

The Undateables

Dinner Dates

........... 

need I go on? 

 

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3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

We have the same thing in lazy arsehole Britain where the favourite phrase is "From the comfort of your own home". 

Love Island Australia

Temptation Island

Get Me Out of Here

Ibiza Weekender

Below Decks Mediterranean 

Celebrity First Dates

Teen First Dates

The Undateables

Dinner Dates

........... 

need I go on? 

 

no.

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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

We have the same thing in lazy arsehole Britain where the favourite phrase is "From the comfort of your own home". 

Love Island Australia

Temptation Island

Get Me Out of Here

Ibiza Weekender

Below Decks Mediterranean 

Celebrity First Dates

Teen First Dates

The Undateables

Dinner Dates

........... 

need I go on? 

 

Not forgetting the 'Housewives of.........' programmes. Full of shallow, botoxed, spawney tarts. 

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4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Not forgetting the 'Housewives of.........' programmes. Full of shallow, botoxed, spawney tarts. 

Who do you think is the target audience for this human Crufts? Don't forget Botched, the foot clinic, the embarrassing clinic, then such cheerful late evening shows as

24 hours in AE

then the grotesquely obese shows 

then the Freak Show (Siamese twins, kids with congenital deformities etc or a rare form of photogenic cancer we can make a tv show about) shows which just pass the threshold of the censor by masquerading as a documentary

there appears to be no bottom to this sort of tv scheduling... yet hardcore porn is still banned to tje early hours of the morning (so I've heard, or Trucking Funt tells me) 

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13 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'm not sure I can add much to some comments already made following this thread other than Polar bears belong in the Arctic, not in zoos or glass boxes in aquariums - and certainly not in hotels for the entertainment of the world's cruellest race of subhuman, pan-faced shitfucks.

The saddest thing of all is I am not surprised. We as humans should be investing resources, time and money into saving the natural habitat of such a beautiful and unique species, not continuing to profit from its misery.

While I would fully support the staged closure of every zoo in the UK, it is not possible for me to hate the Chinese any more than I already do, and I have therefore taken steps (in spite of the initial additional costs) to ensure almost 80% of the products my business uses by the end of this year will not be manufactured in East Asia. I can't even bring myself to go for a Chinese takeaway these days. Fuck them all, the vile, selfish, medieval, disrespectful bastards.

I have taken steps to minimise my chink-derived items many years ago, to the extent it is actually possible, though I am aware that the content of many products may have hidden slope inputs. But although anyone can actively reduce their purchases of East Asian products, not many are actually resolved into doing so. It will take a long time and some pain to unravel the production and trade web, in which China and other Asian countries now have a much larger role, but it is absolutely essential going forward. The pandemic had highlighted the issues involved and woke up some daydreaming idiots in charge; the situation is serious and needs to be addressed ASAP. Even brother Biden is careful with loosening the earlier Trump-initiated trade restrictions and one hopes he will continue with them.

Zoos should all be closed down; with a bit of planning it would be over a period of time, minimising the suffering of animals living in them.

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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Who do you think is the target audience for this human Crufts? Don't forget Botched, the foot clinic, the embarrassing clinic, then such cheerful late evening shows as

24 hours in AE

then the grotesquely obese shows 

then the Freak Show (Siamese twins, kids with congenital deformities etc or a rare form of photogenic cancer we can make a tv show about) shows which just pass the threshold of the censor by masquerading as a documentary

there appears to be no bottom to this sort of tv scheduling... yet hardcore porn is still banned to tje early hours of the morning (so I've heard, or Trucking Funt tells me) 

It usually gets through because the makers make it as a "Look how these poor people cope".  

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12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It usually gets through because the makers make it as a "Look how these poor people cope".  

I notice there is a lot of camera angle on pleasing displays of enhanced tits and cleavages I would love to rub my cock up and down after moistening with my dribbling tongue. I dare say the nipples are rock hard too and completely up to spec. The DENIRO can't be wrong. 

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On 18/04/2021 at 11:31, Frank said:

Focus. It's 11am.

Idiot.

Frank, you should discuss testosterone replacement therapy with your doctor. I honesty think it might be the key to your form returning. You'll feel like you're 25 again, and I guarantee that the local massage parlour will appreciate the financial benefits... 

You might even bump into @King Billy as he's the proprietor of a London whore house. 

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Bill, PM me it's location and some pictures of the hookers to choose from.
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15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It usually gets through because the makers make it as a "Look how these poor people cope".  

Gypers, it's looking like Harrold is offering to eat your beaver. I haven't read all the above posts, but it's looking like you've given him a hard-on... 

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