camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A relative emailed me the link to the “Nan meets James Bond” sack of shite. It’s as funny as a yeast infection. Not something I miss about England in March. As Alex Belfield said on his podcast about the whole thing "As funny as a fire in an orphanage". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 21 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: It's a crying shame you weren't diverted from your 24hr anal rampage two decades ago. A promising father of two may have survived... You are a walking living warning how the promise of paternal seeds, the chip off the old block, the fruit of the sweaty loins, can go so dradtically wrong. Mind you Vaniellier is a very special horse. Any relation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You are a walking living warning how the promise of paternal seeds, the chip off the old block, the fruit of the sweaty loins, can go so dradtically wrong. Mind you Vaniellier is a very special horse. Any relation? That's rich coming from the contents of a specimen jar accidentally flushed down the shitter at Porton Down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You are a walking living warning how the promise of paternal seeds, the chip off the old block, the fruit of the sweaty loins, can go so dradtically wrong. Mind you Vaniellier is a very special horse. Any relation? Why did you do it? Were you jealous of a happily married straight man with a family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Why did you do it? Were you jealous of a happily married straight man with a family? He isn't straight, he's tortured by his filthy perversions. The only thing this cunt needs is a couple of minutes with Albert Pierrepoint and a fucking rope! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: can go so dradtically wrong Something above appears dradtically wrong too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21, 2021 Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: He isn't straight, he's tortured by his filthy perversions. The only thing this cunt needs is a couple of minutes with Albert Pierrepoint and a fucking rope! Albert would have had his legs twitching in about 20 seconds TF. I read a biography of him years ago. Fascinating story. He said his work at the Neuremberg trials was the most satisfying, professionally that he’d ever done. I can’t remember how many he sent on their way in one day but it was quite a few. He was methodical in his preparation, working out the precise drop and therefore length of rope needed for the height and weight of his clients, none of whom ever complained after their appointment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Albert would have had his legs twitching in about 20 seconds TF. I read a biography of him years ago. Fascinating story. He said his work at the Neuremberg trials was the most satisfying, professionally that he’d ever done. I can’t remember how many he sent on their way in one day but it was quite a few. He was methodical in his preparation, working out the precise drop and therefore length of rope needed for the height and weight of his clients, none of whom ever complained after their appointment. Pierrepoint was absolutely horrified at the botched executions carried out by the Americans on the class A defendants at Nuremberg. Their hangman was a complete charlatan who lied about having experience as a civilian executioner to get a promotion. Joachim von Ribbentrop took 20 minutes to die of strangulation because the rope was too short and if you look at the postmortem pictures of some of the others, you can see blood all over their faces due to the fact that the trap door was too small and they smashed their heads on the way down. Pierrepoint was indeed a master of his trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 11 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: He isn't straight, he's tortured by his filthy perversions. The only thing this cunt needs is a couple of minutes with Albert Pierrepoint and a fucking rope! I think that Harold might be Orlando Bloom and having side effects from the brain octane oil and green powder https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/orlando-bloom-on-life-with-katy-perry-and-their-new-baby-daisy-xjp63fb37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Pierrepoint was absolutely horrified at the botched executions carried out by the Americans on the class A defendants at Nuremberg. Their hangman was a complete charlatan who lied about having experience as a civilian executioner to get a promotion. Joachim von Ribbentrop took 20 minutes to die of strangulation because the rope was too short and if you look at the postmortem pictures of some of the others, you can see blood all over their faces due to the fact that the trap door was too small and they smashed their heads on the way down. Pierrepoint was indeed a master of his trade. It’d be nice to think that the Yank’s deliberately botched the executions up to torture the evil cunts...but it’s likely to have been incompetence. Still, no harm done? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Something above appears dradtically wrong too. Pedantry is your thing right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Pierrepoint was absolutely horrified at the botched executions carried out by the Americans on the class A defendants at Nuremberg. Their hangman was a complete charlatan who lied about having experience as a civilian executioner to get a promotion. Joachim von Ribbentrop took 20 minutes to die of strangulation because the rope was too short and if you look at the postmortem pictures of some of the others, you can see blood all over their faces due to the fact that the trap door was too small and they smashed their heads on the way down. Pierrepoint was indeed a master of his trade. Technically a disaster then, but no more than they deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 07:27, Frank said: You're trying too hard. The fourth paragraph is especially painful to read. Pace yourself and stay in your lane. Good morning. What about you Frank? Did you do your bit for the cause? I can see a video of you in a fly infested village in Chad, singing 'Zambezi' on your drum kit, accompanied by a load of bare breasted women, bouncing up and down like Zebedee, raising a few quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about you Frank? Did you do your bit for the cause? I can see a video of you in a fly infested village in Chad, singing 'Zambezi' on your drum kit, accompanied by a load of bare breasted women, bouncing up and down like Zebedee, raising a few quid. Frank did his bit. He blacked up and played an uncannily convincing background extra when Lenny Henry visited a Somalian famine camp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank did his bit. He blacked up and played an uncannily convincing background extra when Lenny Henry visited a Somalian famine camp. He's got the figure for a 'starvin' marvin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 17:07, Witheredscrote said: If she charges by the inch, you can easily afford it. Well, according to your wife anyway. If she charges by the inch, I'll be expecting change out of a fiver! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 At least it's not June Sarpong. Small mercies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 18:43, Decimus said: First dogs and now frogs, are there no limits to your fucking degeneracy? Sinister creep. There's obviously a limit to your retorts, same thing every time, tiresome in the extreme, you're as irrelevant as Fwank. (maybe you are Fwank) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: (maybe you are Fwank) You'd love it if I was of Weimaraner stock. You really are a degenerate pervert, even when replying to accusations of dog bothering, your subconscious can't help but bring pooches into it. Filthy fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank did his bit. He blacked up and played an uncannily convincing background extra when Lenny Henry visited a Somalian famine camp. I heard it was actually filmed in the Mogadishu Suite at the Elephant and Castle Travelodge, and Lenny smashed Franks back doors in bent over the mini bar at the afterparty, then threw him out of the 3rd floor window when he asked for his autograph and a selfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank did his bit. He blacked up and played an uncannily convincing background extra when Lenny Henry visited a Somalian famine camp. That was Frank was it? I thought it was a female ostrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 14 hours ago, Joker said: If she charges by the inch, I'll be expecting change out of a fiver! Decco charges a pound an inch .. that's 25p (£4.75 change out of a fiver). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 35 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Decco charges a pound an inch .. that's 25p (£4.75 change out of a fiver). Good morning, brobdingnagian dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Good morning, brobdingnagian dick. Good morning Megachopz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Good morning, brobdingnagian dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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