Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 Usually accompanied by them saying “that’s it”, despite having no fucking idea. Common around Gloucester but I expect it happens in other areas that also have a high simpleton density quotient. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 50 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Usually accompanied by them saying “that’s it”, despite having no fucking idea. Common around Gloucester but I expect it happens in other areas that also a high simpleton density quotient. Fuck off. ‘That’s it’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 56 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Usually accompanied by them saying “that’s it”, despite having no fucking idea. Common around Gloucester but I expect it happens in other areas that also a high simpleton density quotient. Fuck off. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Exactly. Thought so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thought so. Okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Okay. That’s some cock you’ve got there mister. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Okay. Ay girl, gizza go ofya growler. (Nods, glances crutchways.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: ‘That’s it’. What's it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's it? So there you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 Oh-aye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Joker said: Oh-aye! To be fair....., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 Are they listening to you (nod) Ape? Do you get (nod) this a lot (nod, nod) if not every time you speak to someone (nod, nod, nod, nod what's the mathematical sign for infinity, an 8 lying on its arse?) Signed and sealed with a loving nod: Noddy of Noddy Town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Are they listening to you (nod) Ape? Do you get (nod) this a lot (nod, nod) if not every time you speak to someone (nod, nod, nod, nod what's the mathematical sign for infinity, an 8 lying on its arse?) Signed and sealed with a loving nod: Noddy of Noddy Town. Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? Because he's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? Because he's a cunt Because he's got the 'orn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Are they listening to you (nod) Ape? Do you get (nod) this a lot (nod, nod) if not every time you speak to someone (nod, nod, nod, nod what's the mathematical sign for infinity, an 8 lying on its arse?) Signed and sealed with a loving nod: Noddy of Noddy Town. FFS you stupid cunt, all that nodding and your poor brain cell rattling around in your vacuous skull will cause it to get damaged. Oh, what the fuck, you weren't using it anyhow, were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: FFS you stupid cunt, all that nodding and your poor brain cell rattling around in your vacuous skull will cause it to get damaged. Oh, what the fuck, you weren't using it anyhow, were you? Where's me washboard? Have you seen Chester Drawers. He's almost as fucking stupid as Cunty BigBollox. Oh look I'm floating. Where's me washboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? Because he's a cunt Also because he is either Prof B or Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Where's me washboard? Have you seen Chester Drawers. He's almost as fucking stupid as Cunty BigBollox. Oh look I'm floating. Where's me washboard? Ou of likes, you thick fucking mongloid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 On 25/03/2021 at 21:23, Ape™️ said: Usually accompanied by them saying “that’s it”, despite having no fucking idea. Common around Gloucester but I expect it happens in other areas that also have a high simpleton density quotient. Fuck off. Oh it's you who moans at this daft bollox - you need to get a life, but it happens to you often because you talk bolliques & they want you to bugger off & go & bore someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ou of likes, you thick fucking mongloid cunt Drew, you have misspelt this twice tonight. Considering that you're trying to cast aspersions on two of the thickest fucking cunts this site has ever seen, it makes you look somewhat of a fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Drew, you have misspelt this twice tonight. Considering that you're trying to cast aspersions on two of the thickest fucking cunts this site has ever seen, it makes you look somewhat of a fucking idiot. In Drew's defence, Dec's, it's 10pm. I'm amazed that he can even see his phone considering he's probably consumed about 30 units of alcohol today. I've also noticed that he seems to start posting at 8 in the morning. Either Norfolk has incredibly relaxed laws surrounding the sale of cider before 7, or he keeps a bottle of meths for the morning to ward of the delirium tremors... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? He’s a bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Drew, you have misspelt this twice tonight. Considering that you're trying to cast aspersions on two of the thickest fucking cunts this site has ever seen, it makes you look somewhat of a fucking idiot. Fuck off Dickless, you thick fucking mongoloid cunt. That better? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 29/03/2021 at 21:03, Cunty BigBollox said: Ou of likes, you thick fucking mongloid cunt. If you can't get your fucking timing right next time you miserable cunt I'll make sure you never work again. 'Allo, 'allo, what have we got 'ere. Orr crikey it's Chester Drawers. Where's me washboard. Oh look ma, I'm floating and flying like a bird. Woooaa. Woooaa. Toodle Pip. Where's Chester Cunty Big Bollox? Sorry I hit you over the 'ead with my traditional music hall sense of humour. Where's me washboard? What's that Cunty? You want a bang on the' ead with m'washboard? About a four by four lump of wood instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: If you can't get your fucking timing right next time you miserable cunt I'll make sure you never work again. 'Allo, 'allo, what have we got 'ere. Orr crikey it's Chester Drawers. Where's me washboard. Oh look ma, I'm floating and flying like a bird. Woooaa. Woooaa. Toodle Pip. Where's Chester Cunty Big Bollox? Sorry I hit you over the 'ead with my traditional music hall sense of humour. Where's me washboard? What's that Cunty? You want a bang on the' ead with m'washboard? About a four by four lump of wood instead? There's quite a lot of words written here H but I'm fucked if I know what you're actually on about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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