Cameron the Cunt

[White Cunt]

3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Yeah. 

Every time a missive arrives from CH Towers I envisage it being furiously tapped out on his grubby keyboard by his little claws, with this playing in the background, hitting the 'Send' button just as Jello screams the last 'POL POT!!'

You need to employ blissful ignorance in that regard and not a single thought involving the beast. I gave it a full bypass by now .

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that a toast over a fallen war hero Phil the Greek, or some rank South London possee toasting in Ma' s pea 'n rice cafe East Dulwich? 

Jobless millions whisked away, 
At last we have more room to play, 
All systems go to kill the poor tonight.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

You need to employ blissful ignorance in that regard and not a single thought involving the beast. I gave it a full bypass by now .

and the quadruple bypass? How you feeling mate? 

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Jobless millions whisked away, 
At last we have more room to play, 
All systems go to kill the poor tonight.

I hear Dave is being touted for the remake of Indecent Proposal. A sort of La Cage aux Folies gay version acceptable to the Jewish tory rightwing [musn't offend the Greenshits/sills] minus the laughs. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, White Cunt said:

You need to employ blissful ignorance in that regard and not a single thought involving the beast. I gave it a full bypass by now .

I'm fairly sure that Harold is the real life inspiration for 'Jelly Head'.

[Jiggerycock]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Jobless millions whisked away, 
At last we have more room to play, 
All systems go to kill the poor tonight.

Are you okay old boy?

Only it's all getting very 'Dead Kennedys'. You're not too drunk to fuck are you (asking for a friend)?

[Jiggerycock]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I hear Dave is being touted for the remake of Indecent Proposal. A sort of La Cage aux Folies gay version acceptable to the Jewish tory rightwing [musn't offend the Greenshits/sills] minus the laughs. 

I hear you're up for the role of 'Third bag of dirty washing from the left (the extreme left you'll be pleased to know)' in the remake of 'My Beautiful Laundrette'

[Stubby Pecker]

6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that a toast over a fallen war hero Phil the Greek, or some rank South London possee toasting in Ma' s pea 'n rice cafe East Dulwich? 

Please go and make some toast right now

 

In the bath

[Cuntybaws]

36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Gotta love a bit of the DKs

Funny how they never featured on Never Mind The Buzzcocks' "Indecipherable Lyrics" round. Perhaps truth really is stranger than fiction.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

I hear you're up for the role of 'Third bag of dirty washing from the left (the extreme left you'll be pleased to know)' in the remake of 'My Beautiful Laundrette'

Your understanding of politics is a lesson in pig ignorance 

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Please go and make some toast right now

 

In the bath

Actually the peas n rice with a lick bit of jerk is handsome man. Row the boat. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Actually the peas n rice with a lick bit of jerk is handsome man. Row the boat. 

Good evening Jelly-head.

 

[camberwell gypsy]

7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that a toast over a fallen war hero Phil the Greek, or some rank South London possee toasting in Ma' s pea 'n rice cafe East Dulwich? 

There's no Ma's pea n'rice cafe in East Dulwich. The inhabitants of E.D  may be right on, white middle class, quorn munching, latte quoffing, cab sav swilling, lefties but even they draw the line somewhere. 

[Penny Farthing]

41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's no Ma's pea n'rice cafe in East Dulwich. The inhabitants of E.D  may be right on, white middle class, quorn munching, latte quoffing, cab sav swilling, lefties but even they draw the line somewhere. 

Tim is a middle class quorn quaffer.

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that a toast over a fallen war hero Phil the Greek, or some rank South London possee toasting in Ma' s pea 'n rice cafe East Dulwich? 

It's a quote from a Dead Kennedys song Harold.  

[Jiggerycock]

5 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

It's a quote from a Dead Kennedys song Harold.  

Wasted on 'Student Grant' here I'm afraid

 

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Tim is a middle class quorn quaffer.

Where I live I’m recognized as upper class because I’ve got an education and can speak decent English 

I do eat a lot of quorn though

fuck off hairy balls, time for your PM curry and beer dump

[Stubby Pecker]

19 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

It's a quote from a Dead Kennedys song Harold.  

Don’t try and explain it to him WD40, he’s thick as fucking pig shit but less intelligent or funny

Harold- kill yourself 

[Penny Farthing]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's no Ma's pea n'rice cafe in East Dulwich. The inhabitants of E.D  may be right on, white middle class, quorn munching, latte quoffing, cab sav swilling, lefties but even they draw the line somewhere. 

Cheese is racist

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1422913/Extinction-Rebellion-campaign-dairy-food-schools-racist-Brighton-Hove-City-Council?__vfz=medium%3Dstandalone_content_recirculation_with_ads

[ChildeHarold]

35 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

It's a quote from a Dead Kennedys song Harold.  

My heavy rock mettalica experience stopped with Black Sabbath

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's no Ma's pea n'rice cafe in East Dulwich. The inhabitants of E.D  may be right on, white middle class, quorn munching, latte quoffing, cab sav swilling, lefties but even they draw the line somewhere. 

Well fuck my old boots I've passed it manybtimes on the bus. 

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good evening Jelly-head.

 

Raspberry

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's no Ma's pea n'rice cafe in East Dulwich. The inhabitants of E.D  may be right on, white middle class, quorn munching, latte quoffing, cab sav swilling, lefties but even they draw the line somewhere. 

Next to 42 Grove Vale Merrifields, Peas and Rice Caribbean Takeaway.

YOU MONG

[Dyslexic cnut]

29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Don’t try and explain it to him WD40, he’s thick as fucking pig shit but less intelligent or funny

Harold- kill yourself 

Twice...slowly.

[ChildeHarold]

This is becoming like the Hamiltons Cash for Questions scandal that undermined Major. Uncanny aint it how the fully paid up Bacon Bonces went straight to Harold Wilson and rumours of a scam that never amounted to anything other than he got a few free raincoats and doshed out a few honours to friends. 

Compared to the fucking filthy crew we have in now and the pile of shit Tory Party that is prepared to lie, bend the political system, shit on any minority or find any scapegoat to garner populist support, politics generally at that time was clean, and Wilson's government was the epitome of moral rectitude. 

Stick that in your fucking pipes and shuv it up your arses.