Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2021 Report Share Posted May 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck off Billy. Cunt. I just started on the anagrams after wasting 15 minutes searching 'controversial folk clubs'. You beat me by about 2 minutes. I'll stick to scrabble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 What about the 'free'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What about the 'free'? “Free” is what fans of the cryptic crossword call an anagram indicator. I can’t tell you anymore without making myself queasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 43 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “Free” is what fans of the cryptic crossword call an anagram indicator. I can’t tell you anymore without making myself queasy. I've never got on with cryptic crosswords. This is probably why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 On 11/05/2021 at 19:11, ProfB said: I am full of beans 😊 Is Sharting part of getting old? The reason I ask is that I was relaxing earlier today led down, I farted but felt a trickle. I jumped up and went to the toilet to investigate and low and behold... I sharted myself. I ate some old sausages that were probably out of date so it could have been that. What do you reckon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Is Sharting part of getting old? The reason I ask is that I was relaxing earlier today led down, I farted but felt a trickle. I jumped up and went to the toilet to investigate and low and behold... I sharted myself. I ate some old sausages that were probably out of date so it could have been that. What do you reckon? Sounds like you might have to change your name to Old chap Shartclaat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Is Sharting part of getting old? The reason I ask is that I was relaxing earlier today led down, I farted but felt a trickle. I jumped up and went to the toilet to investigate and low and behold... I sharted myself. I ate some old sausages that were probably out of date so it could have been that. What do you reckon? That’s how Frank’s arse cancer started Raaso. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That’s how Frank’s arse cancer started Raaso. Indeed. Frank was keen on getting his mouth around as many sausages as possible, no matter the sell by date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like you might have to change your name to Old chap Shartclaat Uncle Tenesmus has a much better ring to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 @Witheredscrote, picture the scene... I'm led out on the sofa after a lovely brunch of smoked salmon and eggs and start watching The Long Hot Summer (1958). I was enjoying the slow pace and old fashioned style of the film only to dose off and miss the fucking end of it. Is this what getting old is all about, Withers? Will I be shitting myself without realising next? Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobiduck-the-third Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 I have to wear two pairs of glasses to have a wank on internet these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 My nose gets bigger and my cock gets smaller . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Witheredscrote, picture the scene... I'm led out on the sofa after a lovely brunch of smoked salmon and eggs and start watching The Long Hot Summer (1958). I was enjoying the slow pace and old fashioned style of the film only to dose off and miss the fucking end of it. Is this what getting old is all about, Withers? Will I be shitting myself without realising next? Fucking hell. I tend to shout at the telly and have arguments with self checkout machines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Peter Wyngarde is a cool cat and Diana Rigg in the Avengers is quite possibly the most perfectly gorgeous example of a human being . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: My nose gets bigger and my cock gets smaller . Funny I find the opposite. It's getting to be quite a problem which I wish I had when I was younger. .... Naaah. Just kiddin' Really had you didn't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Peter Wyngarde is a cool cat and Diana Rigg in the Avengers is quite possibly the most perfectly gorgeous example of a human being . Petunia Winegum was the biggest fairy that ever trod the boards. Ask that crane driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Petunia Winegum was the biggest fairy that ever trod the boards. Ask that crane driver. It was the moustache and perfectly formed arse cheeks that gave him away. I'm not an expert I just watch golf on telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: It was the moustache and perfectly formed arse cheeks that gave him away. I'm not an expert I just watch golf on telly. Well, you do get irons in golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, you do get irons in golf I think he was caught with a bus driver in a cottage .Camp as fuck .That was the end of his career.Its that George Michael thing " I can't believe he's gay " what ? Are you mad ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I think he was caught with a bus driver in a cottage .Camp as fuck .That was the end of his career.Its that George Michael thing " I can't believe he's gay " what ? Are you mad ? Did he go all the way? Or just to the next stop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I think he was caught with a bus driver in a cottage .Camp as fuck .That was the end of his career.Its that George Michael thing " I can't believe he's gay " what ? Are you mad ? It was a bus station toilet with a crane driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was a bus station toilet with a crane driver. It's a wonder there was a functioning toilet. I'd run a gauntlet of gay admiration and indecent proposals just to find a slasher these days. You are expected by the authorities, who don't seem to think public conveniences are part of their remit, to buy a three course dinner or coffee and sandwich just to get access to a toilet nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 I was born on 7th September 1940 in the Himalayas at the exact second the first bomb fell on London. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was a bus station toilet with a crane driver. My brother was caught in a bus station toilet with a Minnie Driver. Fuck me was her husband annoyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd run a gauntlet of gay admiration and indecent proposals just to find a slasher these days Gielgud nearly topped himself after his cottaging ploy backfired (see below), though he did say he himself couldn't give a toss, it was the thought of his mother finding out. There are still some fine gents' public conveniences in London & elsewhere. Worthy of a Jonathan Meades book, Harold. "Let me set the scene. It’s 1953. It’s the 21st of October. Chelsea. Midnight. After a long days rehearsal and a few drinks afterwards, Sir John visited his local public convenience with the hope of encountering some casual sex. After giving a young man ‘the glad eye’, he was arrested by an undercover police officer. Taken to the nearest police station, he gave his name as Arthur Gielgud and stated that he was a self-employed clerk. This certainly was not Sir John’s finest performance. The next day, at Chelsea Magistrates’ Court, he pleaded guilty to the charge of “persistently importuning male persons for immoral purposes” and despite the magistrate telling him that he thought it was time people like him were sent to prison, the case was treated as a bad incident of drunk and disorderly, and Sir John was fined £10 and required to report to his doctor immediately for medical advice. Rather shocking to say the least." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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