Sasha Johnson

[Roadkill]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

It doesn't take a genius level intellect to deduce that your 2am posts are made under the influence of several litres of cheap, white cider.

Try to be a bit more coherent and a bit less hysterical and you may find that the accusations of being a crybaby, alcoholic, stupid fat cunt start to go away.

 

I'm starting to think @Dyslexic cnut  saw his future in this cunt and fucked off to join a monastery before it was too late...

[Cuntybaws]

4 hours ago, judgetwi said:

They were treated beastfully…..err…..is that the right word posh country boy?

I'd go with bestially, if that helps? (Not to be confused with bestiality, although that too was fairly prevalent at most public schools.)

[Eric Cuntman]

41 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I'm starting to think @Dyslexic cnut  saw his future in this cunt and fucked off to join a monastery before it was too late...

Considering that monks don't really do much except masturbate and hang around the scriptorium reading and writing, poor old dyslexic's choice of name has already fucked his chances at the application stage.

[Roadkill]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Considering that monks don't really do much except masturbate and hang around the scriptorium reading and writing, poor old dyslexic's choice of name has already fucked his chances at the application stage.

Well I don't think dyslexia effects masturbation, so he might still get in to fulfill the equal opportunities quota. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

59 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Well I don't think dyslexia effects masturbation, so he might still get in to fulfill the equal opportunities quota. 

I disagree, I think dyslexia does affect masturbation, but the effect is quite trivial. I imagine they spell it wnaking or something similar. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I disagree, I think dyslexia does affect masturbation, but the effect is quite trivial. I imagine they spell it wnaking or something similar. 

I think dyslexia and masturbation are definitely linked. At least 90% of those claiming to be dyslexic are actually illiterate wankers.

[Neil]

Dyslexics rule K.O.

[Cunty BigBollox]

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

......of cheap, white cider.

 

Racist cunt.

[Last Cunt Standing]

25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think dyslexia and masturbation are definitely linked. At least 90% of those claiming to be dyslexic are actually illiterate wankers.

Speaking of wankers, Eric I read an odd Journal article the other day which said White college educated men 18-25 in the US were now the group of adults LEAST likely to be having sexual relations with a partner of either gender, excluding the over 80’s. The article went on to say there was an increasing mismatch with white college educated women 18-25, who reported more sex with partners than at any time since 1970, increasingly with other females and/or non-white non-college educated males. Conclusions? Liberated white girls are fucking poor black men in large numbers while white guys stay home and Jack to interracial porn. The authors worried that without the reward of sex with their peer group, white college educated men would simply give up on self advancement and place “ten thousand years of motivated advancement at risk”. The only group getting less pussy in US college dorms were Chinese-American science and engineering students, who show a “worrying tendancy to nihilistic rage and victim-blaming”. “You don’t wanna fruck me, Cindy? My drick is too small? Oh Kay. See how you rike me with a frucking Uzi in your frucking sorority house”. 

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Speaking of wankers, Eric I read an odd Journal article the other day which said White college educated men 18-25 in the US were now the group of adults LEAST likely to be having sexual relations with a partner of either gender, excluding the over 80’s. The article went on to say there was an increasing mismatch with white college educated women 18-25, who reported more sex with partners than at any time since 1970, increasingly with other females and/or non-white non-college educated males. Conclusions? Liberated white girls are fucking poor black men in large numbers while white guys stay home and Jack to interracial porn. The authors worried that without the reward of sex with their peer group, white college educated men would simply give up on self advancement and place “ten thousand years of motivated advancement at risk”. The only group getting less pussy in US college dorms were Chinese-American science and engineering students, who show a “worrying tendancy to nihilistic rage and victim-blaming”. 

So they're all fucking old ladies?

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

So they're all fucking old ladies?

No, only the very elderly (and the Chinese) are getting less punani. 

Elderly Chinese men are fucked. But not often. 

[Decimus]

17 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Speaking of wankers, Eric I read an odd Journal article the other day which said White college educated men 18-25 in the US were now the group of adults LEAST likely to be having sexual relations with a partner of either gender, excluding the over 80’s. The article went on to say there was an increasing mismatch with white college educated women 18-25, who reported more sex with partners than at any time since 1970, increasingly with other females and/or non-white non-college educated males. Conclusions? Liberated white girls are fucking poor black men in large numbers while white guys stay home and Jack to interracial porn. The authors worried that without the reward of sex with their peer group, white college educated men would simply give up on self advancement and place “ten thousand years of motivated advancement at risk”. The only group getting less pussy in US college dorms were Chinese-American science and engineering students, who show a “worrying tendancy to nihilistic rage and victim-blaming”. “You don’t wanna fruck me, Cindy? My drick is too small? Oh Kay. See how you rike me with a frucking Uzi in your frucking sorority house”. 

Fucking hell, if you can't get laid at university you may as well give up on sex for the rest of your life. I don't know about you, LCS, but by the end of my time there my dick was almost hanging off.

[Roadkill]

18 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

No, only the very elderly (and the Chinese) are getting less punani. 

Elderly Chinese men are fucked. But not often. 

This is going to cause a severe social rebound in the next decade. There'll be millions of tired old white slags with a herd of half-breeds following them around like ducklings and severe trust issues. My guess is they'll turn lezza as a sort of defence mechanism to cope with no cunt making more than minimum wage being interested in them once a life of domestic abuse has taken its toll on their bodies and looks.

Homosexual white and Chinese males will have the most stable financial and family structure, and they'll probably end up adopting the unwanted bastard children of the lesbian community. The black women will cope how they always have - by grabbing what they can when they can - and I mean that specifically towards American black women (who are all fucking hideous), so it isn't racist.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Speaking of wankers, Eric I read an odd Journal article the other day which said White college educated men 18-25 in the US were now the group of adults LEAST likely to be having sexual relations with a partner of either gender, excluding the over 80’s. The article went on to say there was an increasing mismatch with white college educated women 18-25, who reported more sex with partners than at any time since 1970, increasingly with other females and/or non-white non-college educated males. Conclusions? Liberated white girls are fucking poor black men in large numbers while white guys stay home and Jack to interracial porn. The authors worried that without the reward of sex with their peer group, white college educated men would simply give up on self advancement and place “ten thousand years of motivated advancement at risk”. The only group getting less pussy in US college dorms were Chinese-American science and engineering students, who show a “worrying tendancy to nihilistic rage and victim-blaming”. “You don’t wanna fruck me, Cindy? My drick is too small? Oh Kay. See how you rike me with a frucking Uzi in your frucking sorority house”. 

This is the third time you've tried to send me all Nuremberg with your tales of 'white extinction'. Are you bored?

[Major Cunt]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Fucking hell, if you can't get laid at university you may as well give up on sex for the rest of your life. I don't know about you, LCS, but by the end of my time there my dick was almost hanging off.

I don't think I'm sold on LCS's article, and am convinced he read it right to left in preparation for the PLA invading Oz. 

Throw together a mixed bunch of 18 to 25 year olds, alcohol, mdma, etc, and even the McLovin-esque types are guaranteed to spray the odd cervix with jizz. 

It reminds me of a beautiful time in my life combined with some of the most atrocious comedowns I've ever experienced (and that's saying something). 

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

I don't think I'm sold on LCS's article, and am convinced he read it left to right in preparation for the PLA invading Oz. 

Throw together a mixed bunch of 18 to 25 year olds, alcohol, mdma, etc, and even the McLovin-esque types are guaranteed to spray the odd cervix with jizz. 

It reminds me of a beautiful time in my life combined with some of the most atrocious comedowns I've ever experienced (and that's saying something). 

I'm not a bad looking bloke, MC. Nothing overly special but certainly not hideous, plus I like to think that I can hold a conversation. With those rudimentary skills in my arsenal plus the power of copious and cheap alcohol, I fucked my way through a conveyor belt of readily available slags. 

During my stint, even the most facially disfigured grunters with 40 inch waists and rattle snake tail sized cocks managed to sling a fair decent amount of muck up rancid student fanny. The Yank incels in this survey must all be related to fucking Salty.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I don't think I'm sold on LCS's article, and am convinced he read it left to right in preparation for the PLA invading Oz. 

Throw together a mixed bunch of 18 to 25 year olds, alcohol, mdma, etc, and even the McLovin-esque types are guaranteed to spray the odd cervix with jizz. 

It reminds me of a beautiful time in my life combined with some of the most atrocious comedowns I've ever experienced (and that's saying something). 

Have you heard of a weed strain called 'Star Dawg'? I've just picked up an Oz and it's vac-packed and commercially branded. Some sort of mega THC strain. Is it that laboratory stuff that you can buy in California etc' if you've got a medical script for it? I've never fucking bought weed in retail packaging before. I think some cunt's legalised it and not told me.

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Decimus said:

I'm not a bad looking bloke, MC. Nothing overly special but certainly not hideous, plus I like to think that I can hold a conversation. With those rudimentary skills in my arsenal plus the power of copious and cheap alcohol, I fucked my way through a conveyor belt of readily available slags. 

During my stint, even the most facially disfigured grunters with 40 inch waists and rattle snake tail sized cocks managed to sling a fair decent amount of muck up rancid student fanny. The Yank incels in this survey must all be related to fucking Salty.

I'm probably not as handsome as you Decs, but I am quite deft with a chloroform infused rag... so swings and roundabouts.

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm probably not as handsome as you Decs, but I am quite deft with a chloroform infused rag... so swings and roundabouts.

Not to come across as incredibly fucking bent, Eric, but I imagine that as a doorman you're built like a brick shit house and don't have to be concerned if your date wears four inch heels. Women love a bruiser.

[Major Cunt]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you heard of a weed strain called 'Star Dawg'? I've just picked up an Oz and it's vac-packed and commercially branded. Some sort of mega THC strain. Is it that laboratory stuff that you can buy in California etc' if you've got a medical script for it? I've never fucking bought weed in retail packaging before. I think some cunt's legalised it and not told me.

I'm familiar with the strain, Eric, and I'll strongly advise you to take it easy with the grinder or fingers. 

The shits got a THC content that would make Howard Marks forget his way home. 

Sounds like it might have come via the dark web, and when the Major says proceed with caution then heed the warning. 

[ProfB]

28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Not to come across as incredibly fucking bent, Eric, but I imagine that as a doorman you're built like a brick shit house and don't have to be concerned if your date wears four inch heels. Women love a bruiser.

Why do you keep changing your picture - makes me forget if I love or hate you... I think you was neither, just a bore, bog face.

Love ProfB XXX

[Decimus]

9 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Why do you keep changing your picture - makes me forget if I love or hate you... I think you was neither, just a bore, bog face.

Love ProfB XXX

It's called an avatar, you stupid little cunt.

Unlike you, I don't require a visual aid to recognise the absolute fucking bilge you pump out at an alarming frequency. I can sniff out a ProfB post within a milisecond due to its unparalleled levels of utter bollocks.

Oh, and if you PM me with more nonsensical shite after this I'm going to drive up to your secure facility in Kings Lynn and stamp all over your crumpets, shortly followed by your colossally waterlogged head.

Fuck off.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Not to come across as incredibly fucking bent, Eric, but I imagine that as a doorman you're built like a brick shit house and don't have to be concerned if your date wears four inch heels. Women love a bruiser.

I'm only 3' 2". I come in low and use an electric testicle prod 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm familiar with the strain, Eric, and I'll strongly advise you to take it easy with the grinder or fingers. 

The shits got a THC content that would make Howard Marks forget his way home. 

Sounds like it might have come via the dark web, and when the Major says proceed with caution then heed the warning. 

Fuckin tell me about it! Jesus fucking Christ. It's FDA tested at 21-23 % THC. I'm fucked after a 'Yul Brynner'. I really fucking need a chicken Ceylon and pilau with Aloo Gobi as well.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you heard of a weed strain called 'Star Dawg'? I've just picked up an Oz and it's vac-packed and commercially branded. Some sort of mega THC strain. Is it that laboratory stuff that you can buy in California etc' if you've got a medical script for it? I've never fucking bought weed in retail packaging before. I think some cunt's legalised it and not told me.

@cunt's been developing his own strain based on rummaging around the grassy verges at night, called 'Dawg Starfish'.