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16 hours ago, Decimus said:

Fucking hell, if you can't get laid at university you may as well give up on sex for the rest of your life. I don't know about you, LCS, but by the end of my time there my dick was almost hanging off.

I was a medical student, Decs. I spent all day studying anatomy and examining people, which armed me well with perceived skills and anecdotes when entering the SU bar. Plus as a future doctor plenty of those northern lasses studying teaching or fine arts saw medical students as a veritable ticket to a middle class life of privet hedges and Waitrose shopping. Hence unless you were a truly ugly bastard it wasn’t hard to take your pick. Meeting the parents was always quite amusing, looking the beaming Dad in the eye over the parsnips knowing you’d only agreed to Sunday lunch because his little princess had spent Saturday night performing like a porn star in the sack trying to persuade you. Usually you’d be moving on to the next target before they’d stopped waving from the driveway. Happy Days.

As for the journals reported trends in US sexual activity, which will inevitably spread to most Western nations, I think it’s very interesting/worrying for society. I wonder if it explains a growing phenomenon I’ve noticed here in Australia; white nerdy guys of all ages gravitating towards Asian birds of all flavours, citing these ladies “submissive, feminine natures”. Is the price of rampant feminism and me-too thinking that white women and white men go their separate ways?

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16 hours ago, Roadkill said:

This is going to cause a severe social rebound in the next decade. There'll be millions of tired old white slags with a herd of half-breeds following them around like ducklings and severe trust issues. My guess is they'll turn lezza as a sort of defence mechanism to cope with no cunt making more than minimum wage being interested in them once a life of domestic abuse has taken its toll on their bodies and looks.

Homosexual white and Chinese males will have the most stable financial and family structure, and they'll probably end up adopting the unwanted bastard children of the lesbian community. The black women will cope how they always have - by grabbing what they can when they can - and I mean that specifically towards American black women (who are all fucking hideous), so it isn't racist.

One of those questions we aren’t supposed to ask; why do successful black men invariably have white wives, and how does that make black women feel?

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44 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

One of those questions we aren’t supposed to ask; 

Technically, it's two questions. 

44 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

why do successful black men invariably have white wives

Who knows.

44 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

how does that make black women feel?

Who cares.

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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Technically, it's two questions. 

Who knows.

Who cares.

Fair enough. I guess if the only black appendages you’ll find north of Gretna are the gangrenous feet of the Irn-Bru marinated diabetics, you’d have less interest in the trends in ethno-demographics. 

I’m off for a late night piece of imported Scotch tablet and a drop of Glenmorangie. Cheers. 

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17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuckin tell me about it! Jesus fucking Christ. It's FDA tested at 21-23 % THC. I'm fucked after a 'Yul Brynner'. I really fucking need a chicken Ceylon and pilau with Aloo Gobi as well.

I told you so, lmao. A mate of mine smoked a reefer of it prior to us meeting up for a chinky and the daft cunt phoned me up with the words "thought you said you was here? ". Turned out that he was at a different establishment. Fucking funny night with me sniffing a half a gram line in order to negate the effects of Mr Johnny Walker. This powder turned out to have a purity equal to the dawgs THC. I came out the bogs looking like a fucking Owl. 

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55 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I told you so, lmao. A mate of mine smoked a reefer of it prior to us meeting up for a chinky and the daft cunt phoned me up with the words "thought you said you was here? ". Turned out that he was at a different establishment. Fucking funny night with me sniffing a half a gram line in order to negate the effects of Mr Johnny Walker. This powder turned out to have a purity equal to the dawgs THC. I came out the bogs looking like a fucking Owl. 

Your advice was spot on. In future, I shall be directing any narcotic related queries to the Major. I bet you know a bit about growing as well.

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Your advice was spot on. In future, I shall be directing any narcotic related queries to the Major. I bet you know a bit about growing as well.

A wise choice, Eric. I'm the Corners Surgeon General when it comes to getting off your face. Let's keep any horticultural advice strictly PM. I know Jewdy got kicked off the force for corruption but he still might have links to the Masons/Old Bill, and he's also a right cunt! 

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Laughing my bollocks off after reading Roops's stat regarding the amount of time Judge has name dropped her whilst whinging like a bitch. The figure is around 148 since the imposition of the red triangle/Star of David. Marvelous!
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3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

For the avoidance of doubt, "Who cares" didn't relate to your post, it was a general statement indicating "Who cares what black woman think?"

Does wondering if they think at all count as caring whether they do? Half the shit that comes out of Whoopi Goldberg's mouth these days, for example, is difficult to differentiate from a simple vocal chord reflex action made from a corpse releasing putrefaction gasses. I'm 95% convinced she died four years ago and everyone who works at the studio just think she's really dedicated to her job on The View.

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10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

"Who cares what black woman think?"

Every single politician in America bar Donald Trump and the neo-nazi movement. There's no doubt others but I'd have to PM Bill our stateside correspondent... 

I could easily make a similar statement regarding this country, but can't be arsed to author a 500 word post. 

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On 20/03/2022 at 09:27, Mrs Roops said:

Since March 2014 I have mentioned your name 16 times. During the same period you have bitched about me 187 times. The latter figure does not include the instances where you do not mention my name but allude to your "victimisation" indirectly usually by the inclusion of red triangles in your posts. So, who do you think is living in whose head? Silly old alcohol-dependant fart.

“An idiot uses statistics much like a drunk uses a lamppost……..more for support than illumination.”

I can’t remember who said that Mr Roops but, being “alcohol dependant, or dependent ( apparently both are acceptable) you wouldn’t expect anything else. Which abusive terms are you going to use next Mr R? I think I know but it’s not for me to tell what to say. I leave that sort of thing to you and your arselicking poodles on here.

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9 hours ago, judgetwi said:

“An idiot uses statistics much like a drunk uses a lamppost……..more for support than illumination.”

I can’t remember who said that Mr Roops but, being “alcohol dependant, or dependent ( apparently both are acceptable) you wouldn’t expect anything else. Which abusive terms are you going to use next Mr R? I think I know but it’s not for me to tell what to say. I leave that sort of thing to you and your arselicking poodles on here.

😁

That's attributed to the Scottish writer and anthropologist Andrew Lang, though he never used the word "idiot" - that's your invention. Nevertheless, the numbers illuminate the true situation you silly old fool.

9 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I think I know but it’s not for me to tell what to say.

You got that right, what you may or may not say is down to the officers of the CC Moderation Service (Gimp Wing)

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15 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Every single politician in America bar Donald Trump and the neo-nazi movement. There's no doubt others but I'd have to PM Bill our stateside correspondent... 

I could easily make a similar statement regarding this country, but can't be arsed to author a 500 word post. 

It’s still not been proved that they can think, so the question is rather a moot point anyway Major.

Glad to be of help. No need to thank me.

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4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

That's attributed to the Scottish writer and anthropologist Andrew Lang, though he never used the word "idiot" - that's your invention. Nevertheless, the numbers illuminate the true situation you silly old fool.

You got that right, what you may or may not say is down to the officers of the CC Moderation Service (Gimp Wing)

Baszd meg!

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

That's attributed to the Scottish writer and anthropologist Andrew Lang, though he never used the word "idiot" - that's your invention. Nevertheless, the numbers illuminate the true situation you silly old fool.

You got that right, what you may or may not say is down to the officers of the CC Moderation Service (Gimp Wing)

I would also like the answer to be from you yourself rather than a homosexual who calls himself Billy but whose real name is likely to be something like Julian or Nigel.

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13 hours ago, judgetwi said:

“An idiot uses statistics much like a drunk uses a lamppost……..more for support than illumination.”

😁

 "An idiot uses the quotes of greater men as they have nothing of substance or intelligence to say".

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Decimus- 2022.

 

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4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

That's attributed to the Scottish writer and anthropologist Andrew Lang, though he never used the word "idiot" - that's your invention. Nevertheless, the numbers illuminate the true situation you silly old fool.

You got that right, what you may or may not say is down to the officers of the CC Moderation Service (Gimp Wing)

It's not for me to stray outside of the site rules, madam, but by his constant paranoia and numerous attempts to get people to label him a child sex offender, do you believe that there is something more than a little bit gefilte-fishy about our resident misanthrope?

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23 hours ago, judgetwi said:

“An idiot uses statistics much like a drunk uses a lamppost……..more for support than illumination.”

I can’t remember who said that Mr Roops but, being “alcohol dependant, or dependent ( apparently both are acceptable) you wouldn’t expect anything else. Which abusive terms are you going to use next Mr R? I think I know but it’s not for me to tell what to say. I leave that sort of thing to you and your arselicking poodles on here.

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Rattled 

187 times? You fucking gay

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On 22/03/2022 at 12:47, Decimus said:

It's not for me to stray outside of the site rules, madam, but by his constant paranoia and numerous attempts to get people to label him a child sex offender, do you believe that there is something more than a little bit gefilte-fishy about our resident misanthrope?

Still too scared to say it Countryboy? Go on, treat yourself. You know you’re going to get away with it.

By the way, it’s getting very lonely living in your head with all this empty space. I don’t mind if you move in another tenant. A good looking bird with big tits would be nice. But really, any cunt I can take the piss out of will do. Save me having to bother you all the time.

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14 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Still too scared to say it Countryboy? Go on, treat yourself. You know you’re going to get away with it.

 

😀

Nah, you're alright, it'll take more than your impotent maggot dangling in my face to get me to bite.

I'll just stick to calling you a fat, Jewish alcoholic, corrupt ex-cooper queer with the world's largest collection of binoculars.

You know what I mean?

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